XI Zack's Useless Skills
101. Stick pencils up your nose and call yourself a walrus
The only problem with this was that Zack only could smell wood and eraser for a while, and he hated it.
102. Eat soup with a fork
"For god's sake Zack just use a spoon like normal people!"
"I don't wanna" he wined.
He didn't like the soup anyway.
103. Have a conversation with an owl
"Zack, I think it's time to go see another doctor"
"Again?" he wined. "But why?"
"Because you were talking to an owl"
"So? He was telling me this great story"
104. Sing the song "There ain't to bugs on me" to random people
"But there ain't no bugs on me!" he finished as Genesis walked by.
"There better not be..." Genesis muttered.
He stayed away from Zack just to be safe though.
105. Attach a large mirror to the ceiling stand underneath it looking up and spin in circles
When Angeal came home and saw his apprentice wobbling around the room and then collapsed on the floor he thought he was drunk again, but he was just dizzy. VERY dizzy.
106. Act completely normal all day and see how paranoid people get
Angeal was getting worried. All day Zack had acted so...Perfect. No pranks or antics, no wines or complaints...Just completely normal. You would think that Angeal would be glad, but the way he saw it he was either laying low and planning something big, or he and Zack were both insane so everything just SEEMED normal. That day, he took himself to see a doctor.
107. Pretend to be the boogie monster in someone's closet
From the moment Sephiroth walked into his apartment he knew something was off. Everything was in it's rightful place, but something just wasn't right...
A few hours later when he tried to get to sleep Zack suddenly jumped out of his closet and roared. He was not amused.
108. Try to juggle jello
It was actually easier than you would think, and when he threw one up into the air he found out it could stick to the ceiling. Unfortunately a moment later Sephiroth walked by, and it landed on top of his head.
109. Learn to walk with your feet tied together
Angeal actually didn't mind that one 'cause he figured it would become useful if he was ever captured. However one day when Genesis got annoyed with him, tied him up, and shoved him in a closet he was able to get out without getting free.
110. Put a rubber snake in everyone's beds
After a few times in a row everyone just ignored it, so he decided to mix it up a bit and put a real snake (harmless of course) in Angeal's bed. He was not amused.
Author's Notes
Sorry it took a bit, but I've been getting some frequent block on these lately for the past few chapters. However I've already started on the next one so hopefully it won't be to long. Just so you guys know I'm not sure how long this is going to be, so for now let's see if I can get to 200 (it won't be more than 500).
101-104: Victoria Valentine101 (103 is a little tribute to The Guardians of Ga'Hoole)
105-110: Sunny Lighter
