"I am not one of you twits – you couldn't find your arses with both hands and a flash light."
"You may want to qualify that statement Blondie Bear, finding my ass with a flash light on the hell mouth means it's probably across the room." Xander retorted, and pressed on, "Face it. You're one of us. If we lived in a sitcom you'd be in the opening credits, Spike the Vampire, playing the role of 'necessary evil and occasional truth sayer.'"
"Oi! That's not on, I'd be a guest star, at least… not part of the regular cast."
"The fact that you've adjusted enough just to carry the analogy speaks for itself."
"It also means you watch too much TV. Sitcoms. Psh."
"Spike…" Xander said carefully, as though this statement was the argument to end all arguments, "You watch Passions."
