A/N: YES! I AM INDEED ALIVE! I've just been very busy. And congrats to the winner, Ellie256! Now here is the disclaimer...

Jace: Thank Raziel! I was about to call the Silent Brothers to ask where the heck our author was!

Clary: Jace, our author is Cassie Clare.

Jace: Oh... Whatever. LilliabellaMichelle is still the creator of the plot. Anyways, I found her and she can continue.

Magnus: HEY, I FOUND HER!

Alec:... Sure...

Isabelle: On with the story...

Unknown_Shadowhunter has signed on

Dark_Master has signed on

Dark_Master: Alright, now Clarissa is evil. And that damned angel boy told me to wait for him to message me. Hurry up, Herondale. I have things to burn, people to kill.

Dark_Master is waiting impatiently

Unknown_Shadowhunter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE PEOPLE TO KILL? AND THINGS TO BURN?!

Dark_Master: I don't see how it's any of your business, but it's exactly as I said. And where did Clarissa go?

Golden_Glory has signed on

Golden_Glory: WHAT? YOU LOST CLARY?!

Dark_Master: She was right beside me a second ago... Huh.. And she's evil & will only listen to my orders but I just can't find her... Huh.

Golden_Glory: NOOOO! I HAVE TO GET HELP!

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood has signed on

Magnus_Won't_Show_Me_How_To_Fix_My_Name_Again has signed on

Glitter_Is_Perfect has signed on

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood is pissed

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: JONATHAN CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE/MORGENSTERN/LIGHTWOOD! YOU MADE ME MESS UP MY PERFECT HAIR!

Magnus_Won't_Show_Me_How_To_Fix_My_Name_Again: I just want to know how to fix my name again.

Glitter_Is_Perfect: Sorry, Darling, but you will not change your name yet. And Isabelle, I just fixed your hair.

Unknown_Shadowhunter: I believe the problem at hand is that this Clarissa or Clary person is missing.

Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie has signed on

Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: No I'm not. I'm alive and capable.

Unknown_Shadowhunter: Oh...

Magnus_Won't_Show_Me_How_To_Fix_My_Name_Again is shrouded in darkness

Glitter_Is_Perfect is confused

Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: Jonathan, give back Alec. I was just down the hall and not kidnapped. You didn't need to kidnap him for revenge.

Glitter_Is_Perfect: YOU TOOK MY ALEC! *snaps fingers* YAY! I MAGICKED ALEC BACK! AND I SET SEBASTIAN ON FIRE!

Unknown_Shadowhunter: Well, this is awkward... I'll make it even more awkward! I DARE THE PIXIE PERSON TO RATE EVERYONE!

Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: Um... On a scale of 1 - 10. Jon - 11, Jace - 12, Magnus - 10, Alec - 11, and Izzy - 10.

Unknown_Shadowhunter: WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER?!

Glitter_Is_Perfect: *snaps fingers* Now, she is.

Dark_Master: To be fair, none of us have any clue what she looks like.

Glitter_Is_Perfect: *snaps fingers* Ah well, let's drink on it.

2 Hours Later...

All the men are very drunk

Glitter_Is_Perfect: WWWWEEEEEEE ARRREEE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

Dark_Master: CAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLLLLLEE WHEN YOU WALJLKKLED IIINN! SOSOOO NSHAMED ON MMEEE NOWW!

Magnus_Won't_Show_Me_How_To_Fix_My_Name_Again: LLLOOOOVVVIING HIM WASSS RE-RER-REEERED REDDDD! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH REEEEDDD1!

Golden_Glory: AAAADNNND DD WEWEEEE WERE ER DANCING DDDDAANCINCINCFG LLIKEINKE WWERE'REERE MADDEDD OFFF STARLIGHT! STARLIGHT!fohfihe WOOOOH!

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: What idiots.

Clarissa_The_Pretty_Pixie: I agree. Well, we need to at least get this on video camera.

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: Yes, but where did I put it?

Unknown_Shadowhunter who is still chopped liver holds up the camera mysteriously

Isabelle_Sophia_Lightwood: Thanks. *Starts filming*

A/N: So... How'd you all like it? I hope it was good... And I hope you liked it Ellie256! Please review! And don't forget to give me ideas! Oh, and I loved everyone's ideas! It was so hard to pick, I chose randomly!

~Lila Belle