Summary of Day #11: If any of y'alls has been reading Triple Trouble then I congratulate you, but if you haven't then you should still be fine for this one (But still check it out! :D ). So anyways, I'm going to try to do a Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained where Dipper interviews the Ciphers because I'm bored and still trying to think of ideas for maddog's latest request (PLEASE REQUEST STUFF!). It might be pretty OOC, especially for Bill, because there's this plot twist thing around him, and I want to do this without the plot twist thing. So yeah. And for any people who haven't yet read my very most favorite fic (Triple Trouble), I'll quickly explain the Ciphers. You all know Bill, or you should, except this is human Bill. He's the one on the left in my profile pic. Blake and Bryan are his brothers and fellow demons. Bill controls fire and the mind, and is the most powerful. Blake controls ice and time, and he's also in my profile pic. He's kind of uptight, and Bryan really annoys him. Bryan is kind of clumsy and carefree, and controls lightning and space. He's the upside down one in my profile pic. Now everybody in the Mindscape is probably incredibly bored of me summarizing the Ciphers and Triple Trouble. Dang, this is long. Sorry. Here we go now...


The camera turned on.

"Okay, it's rolling."

Dipper walked on screen. "Hello, and welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Today we're going to have a special episode, where I interview the Ciphers. Some of you might have heard of a dream demon named Bill Cipher. It turns out that he has two brothers," he introduced.

Dipper stepped to the side, revealing a table with three people, all looking in their late teens/early twenties, sitting behind it.

"The one on the left is Bill, and then we have Blake, then Bryan," he said. A girl in a plain, navy blue sweater ran in front of the table.

"And Dierdre!" she announced.

"Yes, and Dierdre. Now can you get out so we can continue?" Dipper asked.

"Nope!" Dierdre replied.

"Why not?" Dipper asked, exasperated.

"Because I'm a demon too!" she retorted.

Dipper facepalmed. "No, you're not. Now please get out."

"Fine!" she huffed, stomping off screen.

"Thank you," Dipper sighed. "Now, continuing with what we were doing before that little interruption."

The one at the table with brown hair, Bryan, raised his hand as he asked, "So is this gonna be more like a talk show or a convention panel?"

Dipper paused. "Could you not have asked this before we started?" he asked, closing his eyes.

"I forgot about it until now..." Bryan answered.

"I don't know. Probably like a panel, I guess. I'm going to actually try to get to the real questions now," Dipper sighed. "Okay, first question. What's better, platypuses or unicorns?" he trailed off. "Mabel, did you switch out the questions?"

"No," Mabel snapped from behind the camera.

"Yes, you did. You're the only one here who would spell platypi platypuses. Where are the real questions?"

Mabel waved a bunch of papers with writing (Dipper's questions for the Ciphers) in front of the camera. She then crumpled them up, still in view of the camera, tossing them behind it.

"Fine, I'll just read your questions!" Dipper agreed reluctantly. "Let's skip the first one. Let's see, what's your favorite color?" He paused. "That's not cliche at all, Mabel."

"Umm, how abut gold?" Bill answered.

"White," Blake said.

"Turquoise!" Bryan cheered.

"All right, next question. If you were on a deserted island and you can only bring three things, what would you pick?"

"Why would we get to pick three things if we're being abandoned in the middle of the ocean?" Blake interrogated.

"I'm not sure. But just assuming that you could, what would you bring?"

"I'd have to go with the first three journals," Bill replied first.

"Same here," agreed Blake.

"I wouldn't bring anything, because I can just leave whenever I want!" pointed out Bryan.

"Good point. Onto question number three. If there was a movie being made about your life, who would play you and why?"

"I don't really pay much attention to that kind of stuff, but I think I'd want Thomas Sangster to play me. If he drops the accent. Because, I know it's for kids, but a few years ago I got addicted to Phineas and Ferb, and then there was Nowhere Boy and the Last Legion and..." Bill said.

"I'm not sure. I'd have to go with Gerard Way just because I loved his Black Parade era hair the best, and yeah, I know he's a musician but I don't care. This is all just theoretical, right?" Blake replied.

"I think I'd like to have Jason Ritter play me. I'm not sure why, there's just something, I don't know...familiar about him," Bryan reported.

"Interesting. I think I'd like Jason Ritter to play me too," Dipper sympathized. "So, Pepsi or Coke?"

"I've never had either," Bill admitted, as did Blake and Bryan.

"Right. Next up is what song best describes you?" Dipper continued

"Oh, that's hard. There's so many!" Bill started. "But I think I'd probably have to go with Monster by Skillet." A/N: After the plot twist thing it works even better.

"I have no idea. I think Monster by Eminem or something could work," Blake replied next.

"Monster by Imagine Dragons," Bryan said decisively.
A/N: Yes, I did that on purpose. :3

"How would you get an elephant into a refrigerator?"

"I would either get a really big refrigerator or a really small elephant, and then hollow out the refrigerator."

"I'd do the same, but I'd take out the back of the refrigerator and make the elephant stand in that opening. You never said the whole elephant had to be in there."

"I'd just warp the space inside the refrigerator so that it's bigger on the inside." A/N: That's a terrible reference but if you get it I love you.

"Okay, these questions are getting really stupid, so I think this is it for Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained," Dipper closed off.

The camera powered off.

A/N: Hi, again. So anyways everybody here needs to go on Google Images and look up Gerard Way Black Parade because he's amazing and MCR's amazing and I'm still depressed that they're no longer a band. Also look up Thomas Sangster bc NEWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTT! Okay I'm good now. Yay! Today's Day 14! And I'm on Day 11! I'm sorry about this one, I've just been wanting to do something likethis for a while, and then I realized I could do it here, so yeah. It was less fun than I thought it would be...

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