Sorry for the wait! Summer has killed my brain! And so has the realization that I'm going to high school next year.....OH NOES!
Shawn reluctantly pulled himself from Lassiter's arms. The older man tilted his head. "What is it?"
Shawn bit his lip shyly. "You don't have to do this…."
"I want to!" The detective argued.
Shawn looked down. "But, do you want me to move in with you? Really? 'Cause just being with you is enough if you-"
Lassiter grabbed Shawn's hands in his own and tried to catch his eye. "You've already stuffed my fridge with your food, and things that barely pass as food, Little Boy Cat 2 has marked his territory on my couch, and I bet that you barely even looked for an apartment of you own."
Shawn smiled. "I got distracted." He defended himself.
Carlton grinned at the younger Spencer. "I'm completely sure about this. Move in with me."
Shawn's smile spread into an evil smirk. "Prove it?"
Lassiter got a bad feeling. "How?" He asked suspiciously.
Shawn pulled out his cellphone from the jeans he'd never changed out of. Without even thinking hard he expertly dialed Juliet's work phone number.
"Juliet O'Hara." The detective answered after a few seconds.
Shawn rolled his eyes. She was spending to much time with Lassie if she was answering her phone like him.
"Jules, put me on speaker!" The fake psychic said excitedly. He could practically see the eyeroll that Juliet did after he said this.
"Why?"
"Please, just do it!
The blonde girl noticed how happy he sounded. "Does this have anything to do with Las-"
"Jules!" Shawn pleaded.
Juliet sighed. "Fine."
"And turn the volume up!"
The only reply was a groan before he noticed Juliet had done what he'd asked.
"Shawn, what are you doing?" Lassiter demanded nervously.
Shawn quickly put his own phone on speaker and ignored him. "Attention everyone!"
Anyone within earshot of the voice coming from O'Hara's phone were instantly alert. This was going to be amusing.
Shawn took in a deep breath. "Carlton Lassiter and I are lovers!" He screamed.
Lassiter's eyes bugged out. "Shawn!"
Everyone at the police station gasped. "What?"
"See, he won't deny it!!" Shawn yelled. He held the phone over to Lassiter, but the detective made no move to deny the claim.
Juliet grinned and resisted the urge to do a happy dance. "Good job Lassiter." She said, breaking the shocked silence.
Buzz was the second person to speak. He clapped excitedly and let out a cheer. "Go Shawn and Lassiter!" As everyone looked at him like he was crazy he realized that Lassiter was probably going to give him hell for his little remark. "Err…congratulations."
"Thanks Buzz!" Shawn yelled before ending the call. Then, the psychic turned to Lassiter.
The older man crossed his arms and shook his head. "You are such an idiot."
Shawn grinned. "But you love me right?"
"Yeah. I guess."
The two men kissed again and a happy meow came from the small cat standing in the doorway, purring.
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An hour later Shawn and Lassiter left Henry's house. Lassiter was a little bit frightened and Shawn was smiling.
"That went well."
The detective sent the younger man a look. "That went well? He threatened to kill me!"
"But, he didn't kill you." Shawn pointed out.
He sighed. "You're dad is…"
"Charming?"
Lassiter shook his head and opened his car door.
Shawn grinned. "Well, at least he's better than your mom."
Shocked eyes met his. "You talked to my mother?"
"Yeah. She's weird." He laughed.
Lassiter nodded slightly. "That's one word for it. But she doesn't threaten to neuter me."
Shawn laughed at his new boyfriend. "Only if you deserve it!"
...This was random....and bad....and short
But I'm working on the next chap, so it should be up today!! In the meantime, please review!!
