I took BlackKanji's idea and tweaked it for this episode….I hope it turned out alright. As a reward, I am sending Gaara over to be BlackKanji's personal maid for an entire day. Congrats Black! You earned it!
Gaara: Hey….that's not fair!
Shut up! You have no choice….cause I'm the writer here….so there!
Announcer: Yeah, you know. I really don't have a clue about what is going on at home, but my wife is sick, and my kid just needs a beating, and damn, I don't know if I can………………..OH, crap, we're on??? Really??? OK! So, welcome back to the Real World…ummmm, Akatsuki. Today, the housemates are going to be playing board games and stuff, because that is how it is done…and stuff.
(In the house)
Sasori: Deidara…you landed on my property, now give me my freaking money!
Deidara: Fine…here, take it…
Sasori: Heh, ok, that's your turn. Kisame….Kisame? KISAME!!
Kisame: Eh…what?
Sasori: You fell asleep again! It's your turn…you know how I hate to be kept waiting…
Kisame: Oh…yea yea…ok, here we go….WEEEE!!!!
Deidara: HEY! A 3, un! That lands you on………free parking……again……
Kisame: This is my lucky day I guess.
Itachi: Kisame….did you change the dice again?
Kisame:…..No! I never did!
Deidara: We'll see….Itachi, your roll…
(The doorbell rings)
Itachi: I got it…. (Gets up and leaves)
Kisame: Ok, Leader! Your turn!
Leader: Great!!...(Rolls dice) Ha! I got a seven!
Deidara: That lands you on…..Sasori's again….
Leader: Really?
Sasori: You owe me twelve hundred….
Itachi: The pizza guy is here….
Sasori: Well…..pay him…..
Itachi: It…..won't be that simple….
Gaara: Hey! You guys owe me seventeen ninety five!
Deidara: Holy crap! It's the jinchurriki…
Itachi: Calm down, Deidara. Remember, he isn't a jinchurriki anymore…
Deidara: Oh yeah…hehehehe….So, brat! What happened, un?
Gaara: Oh…it's you…..Well, after you assholes sucked me dry, I lost my position as the Leader of the Sand Village…..but the bills still have to be paid, right?
Leader: Hehehehe….I suppose so. Kisame, pay him and make him leave….
Kisame: What! But, why do I have to pay him?
Leader: Because I said so….
Deidara: And because you're ugly, un!
Kisame: No way…Zetsu should pay if we are going by how ugly we are….
Zetsu: Hey! Don't drag me into this…(Yeah, you asshole! I don't have any money anyways…)
(In the Pink Room)
Kisame: They always think that I have money….That whole finding the treasure on the bottom of the sea thing is still lingering…It's not like I'm a freaking bank!
(Back at the house)
Kisame: Fine! Here, take your money!
Gaara:…………..Where's my tip?
Leader: You want a tip? Here's one……Get a real job!
(Everyone laughs as Gaara leaves, pissed off)
Sasori: That was great……Mmmmm, pepperoni….
Kisame: What? Pepperoni? I ordered anchovy…
Leader: I know….but I changed your order before it got here….I hate anchovies.
Kisame:……….You guys never let me have my way………
Deidara: Oh well….Hey, my pizza has sand in it!
Leader: Damn that delivery boy! Shit!
Kisame: Hehehe, now you basturds know how I feel every time you make me go swimming in the ocean!
Zetsu: Shut up, Kisame. You're annoying the hell out of me! (Yeah, stop complaining ass clown!)
Kisame:……………………….MR. BIGGLES!!!!!!!
Zetsu:……………….Dude, you need to put that behind you….I did! Besides, I sprouted a new friend….(Yeah, so up yours clownfish!)
Kisame: Oh yeah? Where is he….let me introduce him to my chef's knife!
Zetsu: He's up in my room….but be careful……George is sensitive……
Kisame: HAHAHAHAHahAHA! (Runs upstairs with Samehada at the ready)
Leader: Zetsu, you know he is going to chop that plant to bits….
Zetsu:…………………………..
(The others hear Kisame upstairs)
Kisame: There you are…….hehehehehee, time to die you little weed…..wait….what? Holy crap….AHHHHHHHH….Get back!!!! GET BACK!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! ZETSU!!!!!!!!!!
Leader: Holy crap….what was that?
Zetsu: Hmmm? Oh, that's just George saying hello….
Deidara: What…..exactly is George, un?
Zetsu: A venus fly trap……..
(They all look at him)
Zetsu: What? I keep telling yall that people are excellent fertilizer….(Delicious!)
Announcer: HAHAHAHAHAHAahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA! Well, that's all for today…Oh, by the way, this show was brought to you by…….Zetsu's fertilizer! Makes any yard grow big, tall…..and vicious! Try some today….you'll never live to regret it! Zetsu's fertilizer, you know it's good by the smell of it! HA! Tune in next time everyone! Until then……I have plants to mow! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
