A/N;

So I've said goodbye to Iggy...

I'm sorta sad. & cos I've gotten used to disclaiming and writing my A/N's with someone, meet someone from my own mind; El.

I made up El ages ago- she was like an alter ego that was in your face and not afraid to stand up to those who deserved it etc, etc, etc.

So, she's here to stay.

El: Well, at least I'm finally allowed to speak.

Rain: Uhuh. Well, just make it interesting.

-Crickets make cricket-noises... chirp, or whatever-

El: ...Okay. Well, as always, you own nothing except for me.

Rain: Finally! I own something! -punches fist in the air-

El: Settle down, kiddo.

Rain: I know Fang's described in the books, but sometimes people go WAAAAAAAY over the top with the 'emo-ness'. I don't even think Fang's emo! But whatevs, I don't mean disrespect yada yada yada. On with the chapter!

El: WAIT!

Rain: What?

El: Your youtube vid.

Rain: bahaha! Oh yeah, I uploaded a youtube video. It's really... STUPID. Go watch it if you want... my username's purplestrike24. Now may I continue with the chapter?

El: Go ahead.

Fang was very emo. He had long dark hair that covered his eyes (he often flew into trees because of this), and multiple scars up his arms that were from 'experiments at the school'. *cough cough cutter cough cough* He listened to depressing music and liked to steal Nudge's eyeliner. He shoplifted skinny jeans and got his ear, lip, eyebrow, nose, toenail, belly-button, cheek, pinky finger and knuckle pierced. He got a tattoo that said 'I'm emo' on the bottom of his foot.

He was so emo that when the sun came out he hid in caves and refused to move. He liked to pretend he was a vampire, because it seemed fitting. He often went out in search of sharp things, to 'cut his food' with. But really we all knew that he was an emotional wreck because, you know, he was Fang. Even though the others in the flock had been through the same stuff he had, he was the only emo one. Because only he was cool enough to be emo.

Or something. Plus, the author thought he was hotter that way.

"I'm so emo, I'm so emo." Fang sang happily, erm, I mean in a very depressed manner as he flew into another tree.

"God Fang cut your hair already!" Max shrieked. Fang flipped her the bird in a very depressed manner, before flying into another tree. But he refused to cut his hair. 'Cos it would ruin his emo image, or something.

That night, when the rest of the flock were asleep, Max came sliding over to him, grinning seductively. Because Max was the poster child for seductiveness. Apparently. Fang snarled and pushed her away.

"Go away!" he moaned in a very depressed manner. Max burst into loud sobs.

"I hate you!" she wailed, because apparently Max needs Fang to be happy *cough cough what happened to the strong-willed Max cough cough* and ran away. Fang didn't care. He just grabbed a stick and started to stab it into his wrist in a very depressed manner. He was unsuccessful, 'cos he kinda sucked at being emo.

Except no one cared about that, 'cos Emo-Fang is apparently hotter than normal Fang. Or something.

One day, the flock got sick of Fang being emo. They tied him to a rock and Iggy bitch-slapped him 'till he snapped out of it.

"But I'm emooooooooooo!" Fang wailed in a very depressed manner. Iggy slapped him again.

"I hate life!" Fang wailed again, in a very depressed manner. Iggy slapped him again.

"Fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fang you're not emo fangyou'renotemofangyou'renotemofangyou'renotemofangyou'renotemo-" Nudge babbled, but no one listened to her because she was Nudge, and obviously not important.

Angel and Gazzy went to go join a circus, because they hadn't been mentioned at all in this chapter.

Max suddenly flopped on Fang's lap, and made out with him passionately.

"Guess what?" Fang said brightly when they were finished.

"What?" Max asked.

"I'm not emo anymore, 'cos I totally love you and junk!" he gushed. Max squealed.

"Omigosh I totally love you too Fangie-poo!" she replied. Then they skipped off into the sunset and had a daughter named Faxidgeanotalzy the second. And one son- Faximus.

Iggy and Nudge fell into a huge gaping crater and no one ever heard from them again.

But who cares, because Fang was a hot emo kid who loved Max. That's all that matters in any story, right? FAX. And emoness. And ANGST. And stuff.

The end. In a very depressing manner.

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