Twisted Lanes
Summary: Iley Potter-Witwicky knew she was strange with the whole 'parents-sending-her-to-the-Dursleys-and-abandoning-her-thing' but when her adoptive brother Sam brings home an alien car and sends her and her best friends, Mikaela and Danielle on a great adventure , she realizes it's about to get a whole lot stranger.
Fem!Squib!Harry. Optimus/fem!Harry. Ron!Ginny!Molly!Hermione!Dumbledore!Potters!Snape!Wizarding World!bashing. Protective!Possessive!Optimus. Ironhide/Tonks. Mikaela/Sam. Good!BWL
Optimus Prime's Holoform is played by Colin O' Donoghue
Bee's Holoform is played by Liam Hemsworth
Ironhide's Holoform is played by Dwayne Johnson
Ratchet's Holoform is played by Ryan Reynolds
Jazz's Holoform is played by Shemar Moore
Iley Potter-Witwicky is played by Lily Collins
Nymphadora Tonks is played by Zooey Deschanel
Yvonne Forrest is played by Nina Dobrev
Arcee's Holoform is played by Dreama Walker
Chromia's Holoform is played by Lea Michele
Flareup's Holoform is played by Amy Smart
Mudflap's Holoform is played by Finn Harries
Skids holoform is played by Jack Harries
Sunstreaker's holoform is played by Alex Pettyfer
Sideswipe's holoform is played by Zac Efron
Optimus brought me to a cafeteria that was deserted and sat me down in a Cybertronian sized table and got both of us energon cubes. "How long was I asleep?" I asked Optimus.
"Nearly two months." He informed me gravely. "We have a few new recruits. The triplets: Arcee, Chromia and Flareup, a pair of twins: Mudflap and Skidz, and the Lambo twins: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. I have also recieved a comm. Mirage, First Aid and Wheeljack will be here in an earth's 4 weeks time."
While he was speaking, I was have listening, more focusing on his sexy voice.
"Chromia, Arcee and Flareup sound like feminine names." I rose a thin eyebrow plate.
"They are, spark of my life." He murmured. I felt my chest pound, my face turning bright blue with energon at the pet name.
"What about my parents?" I asked taking another sip.
"They know and will be by next Friday." Optimus said quietly. "They do not know about the sparkling though." I felt my head pound. Right. Mom. Dad. Sparkling. I'm doomed.
"All will be well, my love." Optimus reassured me. He straightened up. "You met my ancestors?"
"Yeah. They were really confusing." I bemoaned. "Worse than dad around Christmas. And trust me, that is confusing." I stressed out. He smiled.
"What is this 'Christmas'?" He probed, giving me a curious look. I grinned. Op hasn't learned about Christmas yet? What fun!
Before long we were joined by Yvonne, Jazz, Tonks, Ironhide, Sam, Mikaela, and Bee. Ironhide, Jazz and Bee pulled Optimus away (and I could sense he didn't want to go) and I was joined by the humans.
"You bitch, always getting in comas and shit." Yvonne glared at me.
"Sorry, Vonnie, but just curious. What's going on with you and Jazz?" She blushed at my words.
"Shut up, Iley." She grumbled. "What about Prime?" I smirked.
"He's my intended true sparkmate and I love him." I grinned. The girls all cooed and giggled while Sam gagged.
"Can you not." He groaned. I smiled at my brother.
"So what now?" Tonks asked, raising an eyebrow. "I mean, Ironhide said something about bonding..." I frowned. Bonding? That must be for being sparkbonds. Maybe I can ask one of the triplets?
I was biting my lip nervously and Tonks groaned, "You have no bloody clue." I shook my helm. "Well, onto a different topic: Chromia is a high end bitch."
I rose a eyebrow plate, thankful for the subject change. "Why's that?" I asked.
"She and Hide were an item. But now, we're dating and she came and she's a bitch and I DO NOT like her. Also, Ratchet doesn't let alcohol or chocolate onto the base and I'm pissy, Iley. I'm pissy." I couldn't help it. I laughed. I needed a laugh after the shit I've gone through the last few months.
I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. I laughed 'til it felt like my lungs were giving out and then I wheezed, cackling.
I finally stopped laughing and found myself being stared at by my friends. "Thanks Tonks, I needed that." I smiled at her. She gave me a thumbs up.
"Course." She smiled. "Now help me onto your shoulder. We're going to the rec room." She grew a glint into her eye as she hopped onto my hand then onto my shoulder.
I followed Yvonne who was still upset with me getting myself "hurt" and soon we were at a huge Cybertronian size door. We walked in and every head, both Autobot and human, turned.
"And so it starts." Yvonne muttered. I ignored her and plopped by ass down onto one of the alien robot size couches and turned on the off TV onto America's Next Model.
Tonks cackled in delight.
"So you're the Prime's mate." A cold voice coolly. I didn't give the bright yellow bot a glance.
"Yup. You are?" I paused. "Wait, wait, I know. An asshole." He scowled.
"Sunstreaker." He grumbled, before going back to his chess game with a bright red bot who smirked flirtatiously at me. I just watched Tonk's show.
"You're sparked, aren't you?" A purple female bot rose an eyebrow plate.
"Yes." I deadpanned. "What of it?"
"And you're not sparkmated to the Prime and it's not the Prime's sparkling." She questioned.
"No." I said threw gritted teeth. "What the fuck of it?"
"Elita would never do that." A light blue female robot mumbled.
"Well Elita isn't Primus' daughter." I said shortly. Seeing the Triplet's shocked faces, I smirked. "Try that one for size, bitch."
The purple bot huffed.
"Alright, everyone relax." I smiled seeing it was Will. "How ya doin', kid?" I grinned down at the human.
"Oh, you know, just got turned into an alien robot. No biggie." I said loosely, grinning down at the two chuckling humans.
"Sounds fun." Epps chuckled. I rolled my eyes (optics? whatever). Will smiled before turning serious turning to the Autobots.
''Alright, ladies, we have a Decepticon attack in Northern Russia. Let's move it!" I watched as Chromia, looking very smug, wheeled out, head held high and blue optics gleaming.
"You were right, Tonks." I grumbled. "She is a bitch."
