Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men Evolution. F--k-a-doodle-doo.

Sorry for the delay. Also, sorry for the Omnibus part... I know that probably cheated some of you out of long answers you were hoping for, but it's already really long.

IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: From now on, I will only be answering three questions per review as a maximum. I'm sorry, but it's just taking me way too long to finish a single chapter. With this new rule I may be able to get these chapters to you faster.


"It's a good thing we got Bobby back!" Sam patted Bobby's head. Bobby's face was covered completely in bandages.

"Mffr," Bobby mumbled from under the bandages.

"How is getting him back a good thing?" X23 looked at the ailing Bobby.

"Fk u brch!" Bobby muffle-yelled.

"Yes, well, let's move on to the questions!" Amara ordered. Jubilee, who was at the computer, snapped her chewing gum and opened an e-mail. "Rogue1609 asks: This question is to everyone. So, imagine that you always were humans. And one day you discover that there are mutants. What would you think of them?" Jubilee shook her head in a 'duh' kind of way. "I don't see why anyone would prejudice! I sure wouldn't! I would say we should accept mutants for who they are and try to accommodate to any special needs they would have!"

Amara rolled her eyes. "I know a better of way of handling this! Who doesn't agree with what Jubilee just said?"

Nobody raised their hand.

"That's what I thought. However, we're probably biased in our thoughts about this, considering we've gotten up close and personal with mutant discrimination. Next question!"

Jubilee opened the second e-mail. "These are from wolfgirl: Rahne, how come people tend to ignore you in fanfic's? I mean your one of my favorite characters and it makes me mad that your ignored so much. X-23, how do you fell being paired up with Pietro in most fic's? And where did that pairing come from anyway(Though I do like the pairing.)? P.S. Your awesome too."

"I don't know why people ignore me! I don't think I deserve to be ignored either!" Rahne crossed her arms. "It probably has something to do with the fact that I was such a minor character…"

X23 smiled. "I like being paired up with Pietro! He's cute and has cool powers! I have absolutely no idea where the pairing came from, though…"

Jubilee already had more questions up. "'Keiko' asks: Dear Amara, what would you do if you found out you where actually called Allison Crestmere and were British?"

"That'd be weird. I don't mind that name… but I'm pretty sure I'm from Nova Roma!" Amara stated.

"I'm actually not getting a lot of lines this chapter," Ray pondered out loud. "That's unusual for the writer!"

"Whatever! Don't slow us down, Ray!" Jubilee scolded. "We're on a roll! This one's from 'Emma Grace Frost': this is for all you, if you could do one thing to Wolverine without getting in trouble for it, what would you do, in detail!"

Ray looked up in thought. "I'm not surrre… something with magnets!"

"I would knock him out with a hammer, donate his body to science and see how long it takes him to escape!" Jamie clapped his hands.

"I would just help Jamie…" Sam was clearly timid about discussing this, as if Wolverine were in the room.

"Ih wd oos m r trgt prktss th mshn n!" Bobby said, muffled.

"I would make him a torch and use him for angry mob activity!" Amara laughed.

"I would have him gutted and then make a bottle rocket with my fireworks!" Jubilee chomped her pink chewing gum. "Oh, the colors…"

"Two words: flea combing!" Rahne smiled and scratched her head.

"Oh! Oh! A can opener next time I can't open my can of ravioli!" Roberto shouted.

"I need someone to tell me about the birds and the bees!" X23 crossed her arms.

"Ewww…" Ray commented.

Jubilee had already moved. "Another one! These are sent in by 'jessie': hey everybody, you know in another xmen cartoon apocalypse actually returned lots of times, do you think you would be ready to fight him again? rahne: how do you pronounce your name cause i've heard it differently from everyone. bobby: you know there really isn't anything wrong with your name, it just isn't very creative so if you had to come up with something different what would it be?"

"We might actually be ready this time…" Amara said.

"Yeah, we've been training. Working hard!" Ray said.

"Rrkn rd r rdee rrkn?" Bobby mumbled from under the cast mask, and then let out a muffled laugh.

"What?" Ray asked.

"Rahne. R-AH-nnnuh." Rahne sounded out.

"T ud ee, 'sht e frsk p ubt m kdnm'." Bobby crossed his arms.

"WAIT. People. This is taking too long." Amara said, rubbing her temples. "Let's do… OMNIBUS TIME!"

Sam opened the next e-mail as fast as he could and spoke quickly. "From 'darkphoenix': what happened that time X23 broke in. I mean the details."

"I'LL ANSWER YA!" Ray cried out, jumping up from his seat. "She broke in, climbing through a window all 'shh' ninja-like and then Cannonball was all, 'What up, Jean!' and X23 went all 'POW BIF BAM' on his ass. Then X23 went like, 'waaii-yaaa!' on everyone in the house and everyone was all 'WAH!' but not me. Then Scooter and I were all alone-like, yeah. And he was all 'follow my lead' bossy and crud. Yeah. So then Wolverine was there, I forget what he was doing, then Rogue was there, and she was all 'KYAA!' cause Scoot and I were gonna fry her cause we thought she was X. But she wasn't. Yeah. SO then Wolverine was all- wait, when did Wolvie come in?- Yeah. Scoot got his ass whooped PRETTY DAMN HARD. But… not me. For a while. Yeah. Until. I did get whooped. Eventually. Then Wolverine was all 'we're gonna fight, now!' or at least that's what I think he said, I was unconscious."

"OR look up the episode online or buy the DVD!" Jubilee quickly mentioned.

"Yeah!"

"NEXT!" Sam shouted. He and everyone else were still jumping around, in hyper-speed mode. "'Dani Masters' asks!: Question for Warren. Has anyone ever pulled out a handful of feathers from your wings?"

Silence filled the room.

"OH MY GOD. Is he IN HERE and we didn't notice?!" Rahne yelled.

"NO! I'll be Warren!" Sam, determined to continue the fast pace, ripped open the pillow at the computer chair and dumped feathers all over himself, then powered up and went whizzing around the room. "YEEESSS THEYYYY HAAAAVE!" Sam crash-landed in the wall, but pulled himself out and sat back in the chair. "Umi Pryde asks!: How come none of you take advantage and make fun of Jean for her non-used codename: Marvil Girl? After Lance left you all from trying to join what were your thoughts? did you miss him? did you feel bad all that he got the blame for your stupid joyrides?
Sam do you like Amara? Amara do yo like Sam? -- you two were dancing with each other in the episode Fun and Games. Is Kurt really German? I mean really- with that accent he isn't fooling anyone. What if you guys had to do a survival camp thing like the older mutants did pinned up against the brotherhood? - Do you think you could get along with them? For Bobby and Sam: I have to ask, what was with the piggy back?

"QUICKLY NOW!" Amara clapped her hands.

"NOW we will make fun of her!" Ray answered with great speed. "When Lance left, I thought, 'Lance is leaving'!"

"I thought, "Well, no kidding'!" Jubilee said.

"H thrt 'y ns'!" Bobby added.

"I thought, 'I wonder what the others are thinking'!" Jamie said.

"No, we don't miss him!" Roberto put forth.

"Yes, we do feel bad!" Sam answered.

"No, we don't!" Ray quickly countered. "Just you!"

"Not in that way!" Amara said.

"Yeah, not in that way!" Sam said. "I think!"

"He's a bad dancer anyway!" Amara added.

"What? Really?"

"I don't know, maybe Kurt is from Luxembourg instead?!" Rahne mentioned.

"WE WOULD WIN AGAINST THE BROTHERHOOD! HELL YEAH!" Amara shouted.

"I don't know what's going onnnn!" X23 clutched her head and shook. "So fast!"

"IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, FOR PETE'S SAKE!" Sam cried. "NEXT! Avatarjk137 asks!: Amara: Would you fire tango with Pyro? It was in a fic I read. It's like a regular tango with flames circling you. It helped you with symptoms while you were on a cruise ship. Pyro's a 'lisenced' romance novelist, you know... All: What is your favorite beverage, with or without alcohol?"

"Yeah sure, sounds like fun, and a good all-natural sea-sickness cure, but that guy's got to TURN THE CRAZY DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO!" Amara shouted. "And, we wouldn't know about alcohol, Wolverine would SLAY us if he found out we were drinking-"

"-Without him!" Ray interrupted.

"- and I like high quality whole milk!"

"Diet Coke!" Jubilee said.

"Monster: Khaos energy drink or Vault or Red Bull!" Ray answered, twitching.

"Dr. Pepper!" Sam said.

"Sunkist!" Roberto said.

"Smfee!" Bobby murmured, muffled.

"Root beer!" Rahne was running in a circle, as if she was chasing her tail (But she hadn't transformed into her wolf form).

"I haven't gotten the chance to try a lot of soda, but I like Cherry Coca-Cola!" X23 said, still seeming a bit confused by the fast pace.

"NEXT! mezmeric summers sent in!: Does it bug you when people write fanfics making you gay in stuff like that...'YES! VERY MUCH SO! NEXT! Rogue1609 asks!: Ray: what bands/singers do you listen too? I mean in a lot of fanfics you are described as a punk, but I wanted to know which bands exactly. Also in the last chapter it seemed like you and X23 have really similar interests so I was asking if you were friends?"

"Okay! Green Day, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Relient K, Linkin Park, Gym Class Heroes, some older stuff like the Beatles and Queen and Pink Floyd, and I can't think of anything else right now!"

"Rogue21493 writes!: Bobby - I like you but...you are a prick, man. Sorry, bt you do act like one at times. Anyway, would you rather go snowboarding or go out on a date with Hallie Berry, BUT you get hit by a bus and get put into a full body cast and Hallie breaks up with you. So which one? Jubes - You really love the color yellow, huh? Well, me and my friend heard about this festvfull where people celebrate their favorite color(s). It like goes for a month or so and each day is a different color day and you have to wear that color. What do you think about that? Jamie - I wish I had a little brother as cute as you. I don' have a bro but still... X - Most annoying person ever to you?"

Bobby paused in thought. "H abt snbrdn rth hllee brr? Mnnn, bsss sk!"

"I like yellow, but I wouldn't want the colors I wear… controlled like that," Jubilee tugged on her piece of bubble gum.

"Aww!" Jamie blushed.

"Jean is annoying," X23 giggled. "Or rather Marvel Girl,"

"YEAH! ONLY A FEW MORE! DOUBLE TIME CONTINUES! NOW!" Amara shouted, getting caught up in the moment.

Sam spoke as fast as he could still being audible. "Ah! Dark Hearted Angel99! Asks! The! New! Mu! tants!: Jubilee, you did lost power but still you lived in the mansion as a teacher.Anyway,1.What kind of pranks have you done to other people in the mansion?2. What will you do if Rogue teamed up with Wanda and decided to destroy all of you?3. Will someone tell gambit that bobby kissed Rogue?Please...Thank you.. I hate bobby too, and Jamie, your cute like teddy bear!"

"Cool. I can teach." Jubilee was somewhat impressed and shocked with herself.

"I'll answer for Bobby to clarify pranking!" Ray insisted. "Stink bombs! Water balloons and buckets of water at the top of doors! Sometimes frozen so they would possibly cause a concussion! Put whipped cream on people's hands when they are sleeping and then tickle their noses! Putting people's hands in warm water while they're sleeping! Mouse traps in Scott's bed!"

Jamie looked about the room rapidly, confused. "Oh my god! The warm water thing? That was you?! Those were my favorite sheets!"

Amara addressed the third question. "We would say 'so long and thanks for all the fish'!"

Somewhere in the distance, Gambit had a strange feeling. "I feel like hurting that Bobby kid. I wonder why."

Jamie made Bambi eyes. "Kawaaaiiiii!"

"Yes, you're kawaii Jamie. Next question!" Amara urged the show along.

"From Rixxistro!" Sam said. "Bobby: In some fics you usually end up being with the older team of Xmen...or you appear to be the leader of the New Recruits. Whats your opinion on that? Sam: If you had to pick would you rather be paired with Rahne or Tabitha? Ray: Do you like poodles? Roberto: Have you ever thought of becoming a international teen sensation as a popstar? or becoming a mailman? Jamie: Aww, no questions for you buddy...you're my favorite...wait...nevermind. One question...have you ever thought of becoming a dectective? Amara: You seem to treat Jean as somewhat of an older sister figure in the cartoons...but how do you really feel about her? Jubilee: Who is your best friend at the institute? Rahne: When you morph from a human to a wolf, when you morph back again do your clothes rip? X-23: If you had to pick one of the older girls as a mentor (Jean, Rogue, Kitty, Ororo) which one would you pick? Tabitha: How do you feel about Sam? All: Do you ever feel that Xavier is unfair by giving you all identical uniforms while the older X-Men get styleized ones? I know its a lotta questions but I'm curious! Thanks! Have a pixy stick!(each)

Bobby desperately tried to shove a blue pixy stick through a crevice in his bandages mask. "Eh thay, eh rrrck, dd!"

"Id' rather be paired with Rahne. No offense to Tabby, she's fun and all, but Rahne seems like she has more of a good head on her shoulders." Sam replied, opening up his orange pixy stick, and prompting Rahne to blush.

"I am neutral about poodles," Ray said, dumping his green pixy stick into his mouth all at once.

"Popstar sounds great!" Roberto said. "Mailman? Hmm… is it G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S?"

Jamie went completely chibi and hugged the computer. "I'm a favorite!" He sang, waving his purple pixy stick in the air. "Detectives are cool! It'd be fun to be one!"

Amara stared at her curiously mauve pixy stick. "I dunno, Jean is sort of like an older sister to me… she's annoying sometimes, but it could be worse."

"My best friend is probably a tie between Rahne and Amara." Jubilee said. She was sprinkling a red pixy stick on her gum.

"TACKLE GLOMP!" Rahne tackle-hugged Jubilee in a BFF Hug.

Rahne jumped back up from the floor, holding a white pixy stick. "No, they don't. Xavier modified them for me in his lab. Pretty neat, huh?"

"I would probably pick Ororo. Rogue is my second choice because I would probably relate to her more, but Ororo is more mature and experienced and has a better control of her powers. Plus, she just seems easier to deal with." X23 looked at he black pixy stick, not quite knowing what to do with it (she realized you're supposed to eat the sugar, but she wasn't quite sure how. In your tea, maybe?).

"HEY! YEAH! They are identical!" Jubilee protested.

"No way!" Amara said, also realizing this for the first time. "We should protest!"

"FIGHT THE POWER!" Ray seemed more interested in protesting than the cause.

"NEXT QUESTION!" Sam interrupted the mania. "From Sean Malloy-1! X: How scared of Logan should I be if I ask you out on a date? Could you also give me the names and last known locations of the people that were complete $$holes to you(me and 2 friends will have a little 'chat' will them on how to treat children; even if they are made using science and not natural meansthe 2 friends are The Punisher and Ghost Rider)? Everyone: Do you want me to tell you Spider-Man's real name?"

"Very much so. Last time Bobby touched my thigh by mistake, he woke up in the Amazon jungle the next day."

"X23! You know that's an exaggeration!" Jubilee crossed her arms.

"Right. The forest at the edge of the mansion at midnight." X23 corrected herself.

"Much better. Thank you!"

"Ehhh?" Ray asked in response to second question. "What you talkin' about, Malloy? Mean people? Like Duncan?... DUNCAN! Go 'chat' with Duncan!"

"I've actually already taken care of most of those people," X23 said pleasantly. "SHIELD has the last couple behind bars in that one mutant prison, you know the place… I know Omega Red is still there."

"Isn't it Peter Parker?" Sam knitted his eyebrows.

Jubilee read over Sam's shoulder. "The next question is from someone named 'Kurt'. Huh. They totally ripped off Kurt's name."

Sam read the rest. sneaks in wearing a false mustache over his blue fur Vhat do you think of the cute blue fuzzy German guy? tries to look disinterested"

There was a short pause of silence. Then Amara spoke. "This guy reminds me of someone. Who does he remind of?"

"Kurt Vagner, maybe?" Roberto suggested, looking puzzled.

But for once, Roberto wasn't alone in looking confused. The others were, too.

"No, he reminds me of Nightcrawler." X23 said.

Rahne looked over at X23. "Um… X? I think you're confused. Nightcrawler and Kurt are the same person."

"WHAT? Since when?! I thought they were two separate people! There was Kurt Vagner who walked around the house with blue hair and then there was ALSO Nightcrawler the blue, fuzzy elf!"

"Nope,"

"Ugh! No one tells me these things!" X23 huffed. "This mansion should come with an instruction manual."

"LAAAST QUESTIIIIOOOOOOOONNN!" Sam shouted. "WHOO! Chronokinetic ASKS THE NEW MUTANTS!: Let's see, to everyone: What's the moment in which you were most proud of yourself? To the girls: Would you rather date a guy who has the looks but is somewhat dumb and slow or a guy with ordinary looks with whom you can have great talks? To everyone: How do you feel about the relatives of other people at the institute, like Scott's siblings (note the plural) or Jean's sister?" Sam jumped up. "I was proud of the moment when I could finally begin to steer myself when using my power!"

"I was proud of the moment I completed Obstacle Course 39B!" X23 stated.

"I was proud of the moment when I did 4th of July fireworks for the mansion because the city's fireworks celebration wasn't very visible from the mansion!" Jubilee declared.

"I was proud of the moment I jumped into the volcano and saved that little island in the episode 'Cruise Control'!" Amara thrusted her finger into the air.

"I was proud of the moment I finally got the pixy stick open!" Roberto waved his colored sugar stick about, spilling half of it.

"I was proud of the moment when I chased off a burglar by biting his hand halfway off in wolf form!" Rahne yelled.

"I was proud of the moment I finally stood up for myself and told the Morlocks I was leaving them!" Ray joined Sam in jumping up. "Of course, it wasn't another four times or so later before I successfully escaped when they were sleeping. But Caliban wasn't sleeping. I just threw a sewer rock at him."

"Eh z prrd f thh mmt n eh mmd Stchoo f Lbrrty th m ss pwrs!" Bobby mumbled form under his bandage mask.

Jamie spoke next. "I was proud of the moment when-"

"Jamie! Sshh! We're moving on!" Amara told him. "I would date the ordinary-looking guy with good conversational skills."

"Ditto," Rahne said.

"I think I was just insulted." Roberto looked over to Rahne. "Ordinary-looking?"

Amara pointed back at Roberto. "Conversational skills?"

"I'd date the ordinary guy, too," X23 said.

"Huh… I don't know…" Jubilee said.

"Cough, cough, shallow girl, cough cough!" Ray fake-coughed into his fist.

"Hey!" She hit Ray's shoulder.

"I hope you got that out of your throat, Ray," X23 said, not entirely paying attention.

"He may be right, Jubes. You'd date a stupid guy just because he looked good?" Rahne giggled.

"So do you!" Jubilee pointed to Roberto.

"…Touché."

"We don't really mind Scott's brother," Amara answered for the others. "In fact, we like him better than Scott sometimes!" She smiled.

"Most of the time..." Ray mumbled. "WAIT, 'siblings'?! Since when does Scooter have other siblings?! Did I miss something?"

"Apparently so," X23 replied.

"And we've never met Jean's sister," Rahne added.

"So ends another episode of Ask the New Mutants!" Sam said proudly.

"Wait, I thought we were acknowledging the fact that these are chapters…" Ray looked at the ground.


Right! And just for those of you only read the author's notes at the bottom, it would do you some good to read the author's notes at the top.