Part 2 of Itchy Hands
Picking up the book like it's a bomb, he slowly opens it and read the first line.
Q: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
Levi swore his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
A: A wedding ring
What the hell did I just read? Levi continues reading, curious about what other stuff Petra wrote.
Q: I go in hard, I come out soft. You blow me when you like it. What am I?
You've got to be fucking kidding me....
A: Chewing gum
Levi couldn't believe this; never in his life has he thought Petra had these kind of thoughts before because she's so pure and untainted in his eyes. In fact, he thinks – no, thought that Petra doesn't even know what sex is. But Levi couldn't resist reading what's next on the list, ignoring the growing heat in the south.
Q: I'm at least six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if I vibrate. What am I?
Levi stiffened.
A: A toothbrush
Damn it! Levi gritted his teeth, pushing out the image of Petra going down on him. He decided to just scan through the rest, resolved in not over-thinking the questions.
Q: I'm long and hard and has cum in it. What am I?
A: Cucumber.
Q: I'm most useful when I'm long and hard. What am I?
A: A college education
Q: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
A: Seat belts
Q: What gets wetter when things get steamy?
A: Steam boats
Levi closed the book, having read enough to have blue balls.
All the dirty riddles can be found in google. Have fun reading them ~
