Rule #101
Whoever is responsible for this, STOP bringing home stray animals!
(Ed's got like six dogs in his room)
(And there's a hamster family in my new boots)
(And why is there a seal in the bath-tub?)
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Rule #102
Mentioning Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy around certain military people isn't a smart idea
(Both Armstrongs are convinced that Santa is a pedo)
(And the Easter Bunny is a drug lord)
(Let's not even get started on the Tooth Fairy)
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Rule #103
Don't answer questions with yes and no.
"Did you go to work today?"
"Yes and no."
"Did you talk to Bradley?"
"Yes and no."
"Did you set Ed on fire?"
"Yes and no."
(He was asking for it)
(Mustang was more then happy to help)
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Rule #104
If caught doing something bad, telling people that Hohenheim said you could is not allowed.
(Like trying to feed your enemies to Gluttony)
(Or baiting Selim so Pride comes out to play)
(I'm an idiot, okay?)
(I thought we established that like three guidelines ago!)
(Fourth wall break FTW!)
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Rule #105
Pelting people with Skittles and yelling " TASTE THE GODDAMN RAINBOW! " isn't allowed.
(It's also a waste of perfectly good Skittles)
(And then Selim picked them up off the ground and ate them)
(Ewwww)
oOo
Rule #106
Mentioning Pedobear leads to being locked up for personal safety. DON'T DO IT
oOo
Rule #107
Not everyone likes a rugby-tackle-hug
(Like Izumi)
(Sig was not happy when she puked up blood)
(What?)
(I was just super excited to see her!)
oOo
Rule #108
When bored, don't transmute something to a life-sized version of Angry Birds
(I brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'food fight' one lunchtime)
(Bradley was not impressed)
oOo
Rule #109
Following rule #108 , don't transmute something to resemble a Quidditch pitch
(We had no brooms, so we used alchemy to platform us around the courtyard)
(It got real ugly real fast)
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Rule #110
Don't talk about things you do in video-games as if it's real
(I was telling Ling about Assasin's Creed)
(Al overheard)
(He gets nervous around me now)
