Holy. Shit. Those were the only two words formed in Ichigo's head as Yoruichi and Kukaku both emerged from the hot spring. Sure, Ichigo had seen them both naked, but it still had an affect on him! Blushing, Ichigo sighed as the two girls came strolling up to him. He was glad they were over the whole incident that had occured a few days ago. He really didn't mean to have slept with Kukaku..
"What're you bluchin for kid? This ain't anythin you haven't seen before." Kukaku grinned as she set her hands on her hips. Yoruichi followed suite, crossing her arms under her chest as she stood in front of him.
"Definitely not something you haven't seen before." The dark skinned goddess winked with a smirk. It was true. Ichigo had seen Yoruichi naked nearly 95 of the time. Ever since they had made up that day in the park, she'd been wearing nothing less than her birthday suit! Not to mention the fact they'd been in their own room most of the week. Yoruichi just couldn't get enough of him, and likewise, Ichigo couldn't get enough of her. "Let the towel drop Ichigo and come join me in the spring." Yoruichi husked as she leaned up, placing a chaste kiss on his lips. Kukaku rolled her eyes as she looked away. The fireworks expert couldn't deny the fact she had been wanting Ichigo. It was a lost cause now though.
"Did I here something about you and me in a hot spring baby?" The small, pip-squeaked voice of Kon sounded as the stuffed animal appeared on a rock just to the right of Yoruichi. The plushie had on his own towel, fit for him of course. Kukaku laughed outright at.
"Are ya kiddin me?" She said, walking up to him. Kon couldn't take his eyes off of her large, bouncing assets. The poor animal hadn't the time to dodge the firey goddess. "Yer a little peepin tom and a perv to boot." Kukaku grunted as she flicked the lion on his forehead. The impact of her blow sent him flying into the farther wall.
"Your mean..." Kon mumbled with a tear in his eye as he hit the ground. With a new found anger, the stuffed animal ran and lept for Kukaku, his head coming to rest between her breasts. "Let me tell you something you devil woman..." However, his attention was caught by the two large mounds he rested against. "..with nice soft..oh thank the heavens!" Kon sighed in peace as he went to grope her. Kukaku didn't stand for it as she grabbed Kon by the head, ready to fling him into the spring when his towel slid off. The party of three gasped at what they saw.
"Kon.. you-" Ichig began, but was cut off by a laughing Yoruichi.
"Sewed on a pecker!" The goddess couldn't contain her laughter as she fell back kicking her feet in the air. "Kukaku, if I'm not mistaken, he's hard for you!"
"He is not!" Kukaku shouted as she threw him into the lake, blushing as she shivered. "Damn toy. I just lost my appetite." Turning to the spring, said fireworks expert forgot about the perverted plushie as she headed back in. "What the!" Ichigo laughed as he helped Yoruichi up. Those two were quite the couple.
"Back for more babes?" Kon grinned impishly as he for once chased Kukaku around the spring. He kept his paws upward, hoping to touch something firm and soft.
"Why you.." Kukaku mumbled as she turned, only to have his head come into contact with..
"Ahh..." Kon felt an instant nose bleed as he fell back into the water, hearts replacing his round eyes. Both Yoruichi and Ichigo were off to the side, blushing as they looked at the furious Kukaku.
"Com'ere you fucking pervert!" And the burning was on! Kon went flying into the air as flames engulfed his plushie ass. "How about I burn that lil pecker off ya!" With fire in her eyes, Kukaku chased Kon clear out of the room.
"Hey! How are you doing!" Ichigo's father could be heard from the hall. Not but seconds after, Isshin came flying into the room, barreling through rocks and such. "Playing hard to get are we.." The perverted man grinned as he jumped up and ran back out for more. Kukaku should've known better than to run out of the room naked.
"ICHIGO!" Kukaku shouted, appearing at the door. "Take yer damn stuffed bitch and shove him somewhere!" Again, poor Kon. The stuffed toy hadn't a chance as he came flying towards Ichigo. However, the pervert toy spotted Yoruichi not but a centimeter to Ichigos right. Throwing his weight to the other side, Kon grabbed onto Yoruichi's waist as he clung to her.
"Hey there, what do you say me and you get out of here, eh?" Kon grinned, reaching up to squeeze her breasts. Now that pissed Ichigo off. Grabbing Kon by his small tail, Ichigo flung him up into the air.
"Would you cut it out!" The boy shouted, wrapping an arm around Yoruichi as he pulled his goddess closer to him. Yoruichi, of course, didn't object as she leaned against him with a smile.
"Ichigo.." She whispered, sliding her arms up his chest. The orange haired boy turned his attention down to her as she pressed her body against his. "Lets enjoy the spring now." She said seductively as she licked the teens neck. Ichigo had no objects as he allowed the dark skinned beauty to lead him towards the hot water.
Meanwhile...
"God, yer such a pervert!" Kukaku growled as she ran outside of the Sokyoku, Isshin hot on her trail. She was glad Urahara hadn't shown up. Isshins hand made contact with her rear, and the woman turned with a fire blazing in her eyes. "Thats it!" She yelled, fire engulfing Isshin as he ran around shouting and holding his ass. Setting her hands on her hips, Kukaku grinned as she watched him run off into the distance. That should keep him away for now. The fireworks expert jumped, however, when she heard clapping.
"Well done." Renji grined from his spot behind her. Kukaku blushed slightly as she turned to him, giving him a death glare. Holding his hands up in defense, Renji closed his eyes with a grin on his face. "Chill. You've got a nice body though Kukaku."
"You wanna burnt ass too?" Kukaku glared, a fire ball appearing in her hand. Renji shook his head, reaching back to grab his butt.
"No, I'd much rather it stayed the way it is, thank you." Laughing, Kukaku shook her head as she folded her arms below her chest.
"Yer obviously here for a reason." She stated, tilting her head as Renji straightened himself up. Though, his eyes did do their wandering, and Kukaku certainly had a body to his approval. He just couldn't take his eyes off her silky smooth skin. And he thought Yoruichi was sexy.. "I think yer askin to be smellin barbaque."
"No, no, no!" Renji laughed, scratching his head. "Captain Kuchiki wants to see you."
"Byakuya wants ta see me?" Odd. Byakuya never wanted to see anyone. "What does he want?"
"I don't know. Go and find out. I'm here to escort you, m'lady." Renji grinned. Rolling her eyes, Kukaku scratched her head as she thought for a moment. Yoruichi and Ichigo were probably preoccupied about now..
"Alright, fine. Let me get some clothes on.."
"Your welcome to go like that." Renji snickered, though, regretted it. "Or not." He said with tears in his eyes as he ran round in circles, trying to put the flames on his rear out.
Yoruichi's moans resounded throughout the Sokyoku canyon, making Kukaku grit her teeth as she put her clothes on. She hated to think of them two together, but as long as her friend was happy..
"This is way better than looking through a magazine." Kon grinned with a blush as he watched Ichigo and Yoruichi from his perch on top of one of the highest rocks. With binoculars in hand, and a whistle around his neck, Kon began yelling down to them. "Move Ichigo! I can't see the goods! Your blocking my view!" The whistle interrupted the two, as Ichigo looked up, Yoruichi's half opened eyes looking up as well. One... Two.. Three... and Kon was gone. "Damn!" The plushie shouted as he went pumbling through the roof of the Sokyoku.
A/N: Sorry the chapter wasn't good. A friend of mine was killed over the weekend and its been a rough and emotional week. R&R Please.
