You're Not Who I'm Supposed to Marry!
Heeeyyy minna-san! It's good to be writing this fic again! Aha, sorry about this superbly late update. I just didn't seem to find the authoress in me as of late. Hehehe, well I'm trying to get my writing groove back. OMG! THIS IS THE LAST CHAPPIE!! The next chappie is just an epilogue which will be kinda short and sweet. I thank all those who have stuck with this story, and those who have just started reading!! Neway, please enjoy!
Disclaimer: We've discussed. It's been decided I don't own this.
"..." -talking
'...' -thoughts
Inner Self
RECAP-RECAP-RECAP
(harummpphh) "Well now...Uzumaki-san..." Hiashi started, kinda hesitating. Naruto sat a little straighter, feeling this might be the most important question ever. He gulped a little. Hinata too, looked a little nervous about it. Hanabi though, seems interested in what her father was about to ask. Was he going to challenge Naruto to a fight?!
"Have...you and Hinata...done anything?" Hiashi finally asked. Hanabi fell over anime style, while Naruto and Hinata had confused looks on their faces.
"N-Nani? Could you repeat that please?" Naruto asked. Was this some kind of trick question? Hanabi quickly got up and offered to explain what her father means when he asked that question.
"Naruto-nii, (Bunny: Yah, Hanabi's already calling him brother.) father means to ask, if you've two...did it." Hanabi said, hoping the couple would catch her drift. However, the two only blinked and looked at her funny.
Hanabi sighed exasperatedly, not bothering to beat around the bush anymore. "You know...sex? Intercourse? F-U-C-K?!" Hiashi resisted the urge to smack his face. When did Hanabi EVER learn to use those words? It's absolutely outrageous. Not Hyuuga like AT ALL!
Both Hinata and Naruto blushed tomato red at Hanabi's bold words before the two shook their heads rapidly, indicating a no. Hiashi let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding, before smiling at the couple before him.
"Well Naruto. Welcome to the family." Hiashi said warmly and watched the couple smile happily at Hiashi's answer before the two hugged each other.
END-RECAP-END-RECAP
After that lovely encounter back at home, all wedding preparations are being made quickly. Ironically though, they're all getting married on the same day...AGAIN! (Bunny: My Chaos senses are tingling. LOL!)
- HARUNO HOUSEHOLD -
(Bunny: Hmmm, somehow I'm getting a deja vu.) In celebration of the girls all getting married, they were throwing a Girl's Party at Sakura's house. (Bunny: I'm positive it sounds familiar...) Ino, Hinata, Tenten and Temari are over.
(sigh) "Well girls, looks like you're finally marrying the one you love." Temari said while taking a sip out of her coconut shake. Sakura blushed slightly while Ino grinned.
"Temari, what about you?! Go find yourself a man and get married like us! We could make it the Super Five Wedding!" Ino suggested, eagerness in her eyes. Temari almost choked on her drink.
(cough cough) "Hell no! Unlike you ladies, I actually enjoy a woman's independence and freedom!" Temari said with indignity in her voice. The girls just nodded their heads, though still kinda doubtful.
"After all, I'm a free spirit, just like the wind. If I get tied down, I'll be miserable for the rest of my life." Temari said after a while, taking more sips out of her drink. Sakura can understand how Temari feels about having her own freedom, but couldn't she just find a man that would be willing to be in a long term relationship with her?
"Well Temari-chan, you're going to help me keep Shika in line though right?" Ino said, trying to break the awkward yet comfortable silence. Ino doesn't like the silence. She loves noises, and commotion. It's just in her nature.
"You betcha girlfriend! That lazy future King of ours isn't going to get it easy from his most trustworthy council." Temari said with smugness in her voice. The others jsut laughed.
"Hina-chan, how did Naruto manage to convince Hiashi?" Sakura asked eagerly. All heads now swiveled towards Hinata, who was blushing a bit.
"Well you see..." Hinata started, and the whole story unfolded. Ino and Tenten couldn't help but laugh after Hinata told them what Hanabi had boldly said.
"It's such a shame all our weddings are on the same EFFING day! I was so pumped about watching you guys getting married!" Tenten said, disappointment in her voice. The others agreed.
"Well, we'll just have to get together soon after the wedding!" Hinata said, bringing up the atmosphere around the room. Yes, they will be meeting again...but sooner than they thought after the wedding. (Bunny: Muahhahaha.)
- SOME TIME LATER -
"Sakura-chan, we need you to hurry! We still have to do the make up, robes, an-" Shizune's worried voice spoke.
"Calm down Shizune! This is the SECOND time! You should know by now I like taking my time in the bath." Sakura's relaxed and calm voice spoke. Shizune just huffed a bit, but calmed down. Once again, Sakura's going through their special wedding ritual. First take that lovely bath, then get dressed in really extravagant kimonos, and finally comes the make up and hair.
Sakura was going to Fire Country, and Hinata was staying, since Naruto and her parents have decided it was best to have the wedding at the Hyuuga place. Ino and Temari would be going back to Wind Country, and Tenten is heading towards Earth Country.
This time, Sakura's kimono was pearly white in colour with pastel pink and green embroideries. Her obi is a darker shade of pink with golden trimming. Her hair has been twisted into elegant braids and her tiara was decorated with diamonds and amethysts. Oh ya, you can't forget that ever so annoying veil that was placed over her face. Though, Sakura thought it was really unnecessary since this isn't her first time getting married.
- AT HINATA PLACE -
"Nee-sama, what's it like to be in love?" Hanabi asked out of the blue while helping Hinata tie on her obi. Hinata was a little surprised by the question, but answered anyway.
"Well...it's hard to explain what being in love is. But...it's a wonderful feeling. It makes you feel wanted, appreciated for who you are, and being accepted." Hinata spoke, a dreamy look in her eyes. Hanabi nodded slowly, understanding what Hinata told her.
Since Hinata's from the oh so noble Hyuuga clan, her kimono must be from the Hyuuga tradition. Which is a pure white kimono that flows all the way to the floor, and a silver obi that's made with a glittery kind of material. The head dress is a tiara composed of diamonds of various sizes framed with white gold. The design the tiara had was simple; yet elegant in it's own way.
Obviously, the silver veil must be in place as well.
Lastly, make up was just some light blush, and light pink lip gloss. Nothing too heavy, since the Hyuuga's actually disapprove of make up. They believe when getting married, the bride should be presented in her natural looks, and not an enhanced one. (Bunny: Make up is one thing I could live without. But it IS nice to use.)
At the same time, Tenten was getting ready for her OWN wedding with Neji. Of course, she would have to wear the traditional Hyuuga kimono. Basically, she wore pretty much what Hinata did, except her tiara looked almost like a little fancy crown with some sapphire stones here and there to accentuate it even more. Her long brown hair had been let down and braided into several smaller braids cascading down her back tied with silver ribbons.
Oh ya...I almost forgot...that bothersome silver veil.
- INO'S PLACE -
Ino was sooooooooo everly excited about her second wedding. She couldn't sleep the night before. Right about now, she was literally jumping around from place to place, trying to get everything done at the same time.
"Ino! Slow down! We've still got a good couple hours. Now hold still so I can help you tie on your obi." her mother scolded, grabbing Ino, and making her stand still in front of the body-length mirror.
This time, Ino's kimono was a silvery lavender with grape-violet coloured embroideries and hems. There were butterfly designs sewed onto it in the same violet colour, and the obi that was being tied on is a pastel green with thin emerald vine designs on it, creating an intricate pattern.
"Okaa-san, I'm so nervous, happy, and anxious!" Ino exclaimed, spinning on the spot to get a better look at herself.
"Yah, for the second time." Okairi said sarcastically. Ino ignored her mother's comment, as she started getting her make up done by some maids.
"Ino-sama, would you like the dark blue mascara, or the jet black one?" one maid asked.
"Ooooh! I had a dark blue one?! Let's go with that one!" Ino squealed, keeping her eyes open so they could put the mascara on for her. Soon, her nails have been painted a shiny purple, her hair was silky fine and was tied into a half bun, held by ivory blue chop sticks with two teardrop turqoises dangling two inches at the end.
Soon enough, Ino's beautiful head dress has been placed atop her blond head, and the lavender veil has been placed. (Bunny: Notice how I keep bringing this up? Muhaha.)
- WITH UCHIHA SASUKE AND FAMILY -
"Sasuke dude! You're getting married again!?!" his cousin Shisui exclaimed, his face slightly red. Indicating he had been drinking a bit already. The wedding hadn't even started and he's already drunk? Man, someone's gotta lay out some rules for this guy.
"Yeah." Sasuke replied briefly.
(hic) "Sweeeeet." his slightly drunk cousin said before walking away, finding someone else to talk to since well...Sasuke was never much of a talker.
'Somehow...I'm getting a reeaaallly bad feeling.' Sasuke thought, but didn't have time to dwell on it since he had to greet some more guests.
- WITH NARA SHIKAMARU AND FAMILY -
"Shikaku! I can't believe your son's getting married...again!" Asuma said before laughing loudly. Shikaku did the same, though he kinda sweatdropped.
'Yeah...to the same person.' he thought inwardly.
Shikamaru just knew something bad was about to happen, but didn't know WHAT. But whatever that gut feeling was, it dissipated pretty quickly, since his mother was hollering at him to get out of bed and get dressed.
'Sheesh Okaa-san...it's only thirty minutes before-' Shikamaru's thoughts were cut short.
"HOLY FUCK THERE'S ONLY THIRTY MINUTES!" he yelled out before getting dressed at top speed, and getting everything neat and tidy looking. Some of the maids who were coming in to clean the room were all wide-eyed since they have never seen Shikamaru move that fast before, and lose his cool. (Bunny: How could he be lazy even on his wedding??)
- WITH HYUUGA NEJI AND FAMILY -
Not much to be said, other than the fact that Neji was already dressed, and sitting in his chair waiting impatiently for the bride to arrive, and let the damn ceremony begin already.
Yup, certainly anxious.
Traces of nervousness?
None at all.
- DEE BA DEE BA DO DO -
FINNALLYY, the carriages started rolling their merry way. While they were rolling away, the parents had some little chats.
Jiraiya & Tsunade
"Jiraiya, this is EXACTLY like the first time. My cup fucking cracked, and my brow is having a seizure." Tsunade grounded out, her expression dark. Jiraiya didn't bother objecting. Instead, he opted to nodding and sipped his tea, looking thoughtful.
Tsunade's expression darkened even more.
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORRIED BASTARD!" Tsunade screamed angrily at him before super punching him out of the room. Jiraiya's tea cup however landed gracefully on the ground.
"Itai." Jiraiya's voice was heard from two rooms down.
"Jiraiya, hurry up and drag your ass back here. We're going to the Uchihas!" Tsunade hollered from their room. Jiraiya mumbled something incoherent, but Tsunade ignored it. Yes, they were invited, but they weren't supposed to go at the same time as the brides, for the brides must arrive early.
Fugaku & Mikoto
"Ne Fugaku-kun, do you think Sakura-chan will be safe?" Mikoto asked for what seemed like the billionth time. Fugaku rubbed his temple, trying to hold off the irritation, not wanting to snap at his wife.
"I'm sure nothing's going to happen to her." Fugaku reassured her for the billionth time, a forced smile plastered on his face. Mikoto stared at her husband for a bit before breaking out a grin and pranced off to see how the guests were doing. He already sensed she'd be coming back in another ten minutes, asking the same question.
Inoichi & Okairi
(grumbles) "Why couldn't the weddings be held at OUR place?? BOTH times they're over at the Nara's." Inoichi said, sounding pretty disgruntled. Okairi just stared boredly out their bedroom window.
"Inoichi dear, we were invited to go you know." Okairi pointed out bluntly.
(sigh) "I know. But why does tradition say marriages take place at the GROOM'S side of the family!?" Inoichi still complained, a sour expression on his face. Okairi only narrowed her eyes a slight fraction.
"Inoichi dear, when I married you, I came here. I didn't see you pleading to have the marriage at my place." Okairi said evenly, though her eyes showed something else. Inoichi gulped a bit and laughed nervously.
"Ahahahaa...well what do you know!? It's almost time to go dear! Let's get ready!" Inoichi said in a hurried voice, and raced to the dressing room. Okairi hnphed and walked daintily to her dressing room.
Shikaku & Yoshino
"Oh my lord Yoshino, you are NOT serious!" Shikaku groaned in horror, not even daring to look up at the outfit his wife picked out for him.
"Oh YES I'm serious! Plus, this looks GORGEOUS on you!" Yoshino replied, her voice gleeful. Shikaku glared at his wife, who didn't quite meet his eye.
'I'll get you back for this...woman.' Shikaku thought before yanking the outfit from the hanger unceremoniously, and trudging to the dressing room. Yoshino couldn't help but cackle a bit evilly. Hanging around Ino too much does have its side-effects.
Now, you're all probably wondering WHAT Yoshino made him wear.
She made him wear a reindeer suit. (Bunny: LMAO!!!)
She had hid every article of his clothing away, and is left with that. How the heck is going to explain this to his relatives???
He felt like wearing it. As quoted from Yoshino.
- UCHIHA / HARUNO WEDDING -
Sasuke waited very IMPATIENTLY for his bride to walk up the damn isle so he could put on the effing RING that he CHOSE for HER, on her delicate little finger. Once his 'bride' got closer though, he got a wiff of her scent.
'She wore lavender perfume tonight...' Sasuke thought suspiciously. He remembered Sakura saying one time that lavender wasn't her kind of perfume.
'Oh my god...why does it feel like I've been here before?' the bride thought, as she kept on walking.
- NARA / YAMANAKA WEDDING -
Shikamaru narrowed his eyes slightly. If he's correct, Ino wasn't the one walking down the isle. From what he's observed of Ino, Ino tends to swerve her hips a bit when she walks. This girly doesn't.
'Oh my god, why does this feel like a deja vu?' the bride thought a bit.
-- at the same freakin time.
Sasuke/Shikamaru quickly appeared before the bride (which caused some reactions from the crowd) and ripped off that annoying veil.
Both brides gasped.
"I'M MARRYING YOU AGAIN?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?" Both grooms and brides sceamed. If you zoom out, and take a look at mother earth, you could see it shaking from the intensity of the screams.
-- Back with Sasuke-kun
"THIS IS SOOOOOOOO WRONNG!!!!" Ino screamed in horror, her eyes narrowed in anger.
-- Back with Shikmaru-kun
"WWHHYYYY SHANNNAARROO!?!?!!?!" Sakura screamed in anger. Inner Sakura was just as angry. Someone...was going to be severely injured.
- HYUUGA / UZUMAKI / KUNAI WEDDING -
They've all decided that the wedding will be held at the Hyuuga household. Other than the fact that they're one of the many protesgious clans, it's the fact they can't say no to Hiashi's scary face. (Bunny: Lmao. Hiashi could get pretty scary.)
-- With Neji
FINALLY! The looonnng reception was finally over, and he could spend some quality time with his wife. Quietly, he entered his room.
'Hmmm, Tenten seems to be uncharacteristically still.' Neji thought curiously, staring at his bride, who was sitting pretty still on his bed.
'Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!' Hinata thought to herself quietly, thinking it's Naruto.
-- With Naruto
Naruto on the other hand, seemed to enjoy the reception a bit more than Neji did. Drinking a few rounds of sake, and eating a dozen bowls of ramen. Naruto closed the door with a slight bang, because he was slightly tipsy. But then again, it's not like Naruto closes his doors quietly anyway.
'Wow, I never knew Neji slammed the doors...' Tenten thought.
-- At the same timee...
Neji and Naruto slowly started lifting the veil that covered the faces of their brides. (They already know what they looked like anyway.)
Blink blink.
Stare stare.
-- With Neji and Hinata.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!?" they both screamed at each other.
"Incest is SSOOOOOOO NOT COOL!!!" Hinata screamed, outraged. The fire burning in her eyes were huge.
"MOVE IT NEJI!" Hinata yelled and shoved Neji away from her and stormed down the halls looking for Naruto, who was in pretty much the same dilemma. Not long after, Neji regained his senses, after his cousin's outburst, and hurried after her.
-- With Naruto and Tenten
It was an extremely awkward silence here.
"Ugghhh, I don't think I drank THAT much sake..." Naruto rubbed his eyes, wondering if they were playing tricks on him. Currently, he was staring at a very confused Tenten, who's on the verge of an angry outburst.
"NARUTO!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!!?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NEJI?!!?!?!!?!?!?" Tenten shouted, shaking Naruto crazily, making his head spin.
"WHAT WOULD'VE I DONE WITH NEJI!?!?!?!!?!?!?" Naruto shouted back, trying to claw Tenten's hand away from him.
"TENTEN!!!! LEEGGOOOO!!!!" Naruto pleaded desperately.
KKKAAABBBBAASSHHHH!!
Hinata and Neji had just knocked down their door, just in time to see Tenten getting ready to strangle Naruto. Tenten quickly turned her head, to see Hinata and Neji staring at her with their mouths open.
"NEEEEJJJIIII!!!" Tenten squealed in delight, completely forgetting Naruto, and tackled Neji into a death hug.
"Tenten, it's nice to know you missed me, but could you let me breathe?" Neji asked in a constricted voice. Tenten giggled a bit before loosening her death hug a bit. Hinata wasn't even paying attention to them, for she had already gone to Naruto's aid.
"Alright, who were the geniuses THIS time?" Naruto asked grumpily from the bed, rubbing his neck. Tenten sweatdropped.
"Uhhhhh, I believe this time it's Lee, Gai-sensei, Kiba and Chouji." she said, putting a finger under her chin.
"What happened to Shino?" Naruto asked suddenly.
"Oh, he retired and became a detective." Tenten said casually. A long silence follwed after.
(Rumble)
They ignored that.
(Lots of rumbling)
They still ignored that, though they each wondered what that was.
CCCCRRRRRAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHH
They all stared, wide-eyed as an angry Sasuke, Shikamaru, Ino and Sakura all stood in the now ruined doorway.
"TENTEN! WHERE'S KIBA, CHOUJI, GAI AND LEE!?!!?" They all shouted in unison. Tenten could only say Grass Country. Now...we all wonder WHY Tenten knows where they are?? Well to be truthful, the place Kiba and Chouji were living in the whole time was Grass Country. Ahaha, and so were Lee and Gai.
"Thanks!" They shouted back as they hurried to Grass Country.
"WAIT FOR MEEE!!!" Naruto shouted eagerly, dragging a just as eager Hinata along. Tenten and Neji both stood in the room, both slightly overwhelmed.
"Soo...I'm guessing they formed an angry mob." Tenten stated. Neji just nodded gravely, his eyes shadowed. Tenten looked nervously at Neji, wondering what was up with him.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! C'MON TENTEN, WE CAN'T BE EXCLUDED!" Neji shouted furiously, and dragged a thoroughly confused Tenten with him, catching up quickly with the so called 'angry mob.'
All the parents, guests, and miscellaneouses can do right now is watch Kiba, Chouji, Lee and Gai sail through the air, and turn into a star.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING UP MY WEDDING!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted angrily while shaking a fist at the direction Kiba, Chouji, Lee and Gai disappeared in. Everyone slightly inched away from Sakura, who was deemed to be more dangerous than a volcano erupting.
To be continued...
Bunny: OH MY GOD! I'm finally done this! (sigh) Now we just have the Epilogue left! Hahaha, ya I thought all the different places were kinda confusing. Neway, please review, and tell me what you thought about it! Angry complaints about how long it took me to update are also accepted. I know it was really rude of me to keep you all waiting.
