Chapter 10

"Meow! Meow! Meoooow!"

"Ahh..." Cartman moaned the next morning. He turned to his clock. 4:00 am?! "Holy crap!" He fell face down on the bed again, trying to fall asleep. Why was it that he woke up?

"Meow!"

"Ahh!" Cartman grabbed his pillow and put it on top of his head. But he could still hear the annoying sound. He then looked up, and saw the most disgusting thing at his window.

Snowbell and Tinkerbell were on his window sill, meowing like crazy.

"What the..." the fat boy got out from his bed, and walked to his window. "It's 4:00 in the morning! Go away!"

"Meow!"

Cartman sighed, and pulled up his window, as the cats went crazy. "How did you get up hear anyways?"

The two cats, purring, rubbed against Cartman's neck, and suddenly took a jump over his head, onto his bed.

Cartman turned around, shocked and annoyed. He glared, as he walked toward his bed. "Oh no! You are NOT sleeping in my bed! This isn't even your house! Go away!"

But the two cats just lay down on the bed, getting comfortable, ready to sleep.

"This is all Ma's fault. SHE's the one who named you guys. This always happens. Once someday gets named, they think they are accepted to come into their home. Well you stupid animals are NOT accepted into my home. Now get out!"

The cats just yawned, and Cartman suddenly heard a sound, telling him that somebody has signed on. He curiously looked at his computer, and walked over to sit.

On his buddy list, it said Musicgenious. It was Kyle. Cartman was curious, so he turned off his away message, and started IM him.

EricroxJewssuck: what's up jew. What r u doing at 4:04 in the mornin? The fat boy waited for about seven seconds, and finally got a reply.

Musicgenious: CARTMANN! What the HE- DID YOU DO?!

Cartman evilly grinned, knowing what the Jewish boy was talking about, but he tried to act oblivious. He started typing.

EricroxJewssuck: what ever do u mean kyle?

Musicgenious: You know what I mean fatboy, don't play stupid on me!

Wow, Kyle's mad. The thought of that made Cartman happier than before. He started typing again.

EricroxJewssuck: well kyle, i'v done a lot of things. where should I start?

Kyle started growling angrily, glaring at the screen. He hated it when Cartman acted like that toward him.

Musicgenious: why are there girls on myspace who want to date me?! what did you do? I know it has to do with you pranking me. but how did you did it?! what did u do, fatboy!"

EricroxJewssuck: oh, girls are hitting on ya, huh. well of course I did something. Why else would chicks flirt with YOU.

Musicgenious: cartman, I'm being serious! now cut the crap, and tell me what u did!

EricroxJewssuck: kyle kyle kyle. u sound very angry. u need to get some sleep.

Musicgenious: of course I'm angry! and I can't sleep, because of those stupid girls! what did u do, fat retard!

Ericrox Jewssuck: ok kyle, u need to settle down! get your beauty sleep, so u can look good tomorrow for the girls. Bye!

Musicgenious: cartman, don't u dare!

EricroxJewssuck has signed off

"Ahh! Cartman, I frickin hate you!" Kyle jumped out of his chair, and jumped back on his bed. He had no idea what he was gonna do. But he certainly didn't want to face those girls. He had to play sick the next morning.

"Hey!" Cartman yelled, as he saw the two cats sleeping on his bed after he signed off his computer. He ran up to them, and pushed the felines off his bed. "Get off!"

"Meow!"

"What is wrong with you?! Get back outside." The fat kid hoped to think that Snowbell and Tinkerbell would go outside. But right after Cartman lay down in his bed, he felt something jump on the bed.

He soon heard purring, and one of the cats walked on top of him, the other went beside his face. Tinkerbell, who was on top of the fat boy's belly, lay down, falling asleep. Snowbell lay down next to Cartman, and purred, giving him one more rub against the face, then falling asleep.

He sighed. "Why won't you guys leave me alone?" He just lay there, listening to the purring of the happy cats. Then he was thinking, his own cat, Mr. Kitty, was so retarded. These cats were actually very calm. What Cartman didn't get, was why were they loving on him? Why would they want to sleep in his bed?

Cartman decided to let it go, and fall asleep.

Cartman started walking in a dark place. There was nothing around, but him. Soon, Snowbell and Tinkerbell came running toward him. "Hey ya guys, what's up!" He leaned down to pet them, hearing the echoing sounds of the purring. He then found the gray and white kitten coming. He started to pet him.

"You guys are amazing. Wait a minuet, there's still two missing. Cheese Poof, Chocolate! Where are ya!" The fat boy started wondering off. "Here kitty! Cheese Poof! Chocolate! The color of the background then started to turn red, and he started to panic.

"Cheese Poof! Where are you! No! Where are you! Please, don't die! Come back! Come back!!"

Cartman gasped as he woke up, and perked up. "Cheese Poof!"