Hayya

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the end to the soul swop

but more funnyness to come i promise

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APOV

Boredom started to seep in. I couldn't read anymore I had the ritual written down.

Stand across from the person you have soul switched with

Touch finger tips and think about a moment you have had with the other person

Have a spirit user link the ring through everyone's fingers

Pull the stands

sleep

That's how easy it was. I turned out that is was rose who had to hold the wring and I pulled with my mind pulling us all back.

But I could have some fun with this.

I looked out the window to see Lissa and Rose arguing.

Five minuets I stood in the window banding like crazy. Eventually rose looked up.

I was half an hour till I heard the coming up the stairs. What the hell would of took them that long to get up hear.

It was then another fifteen minuets before they came through the door.

All I could hear was a banging and metal clanking. I have no idea what the hell they were doing.

The door cracked open slowly a sheet of dust flew in the room like mist, standing in the doorway in darkness was a figure the dust flew around them as the out line of a spatula and a dented frying pan stood before me .

The urge to scream almost over come me until I realized it was Dimitri's outline.

"God Adrian am not coming in to get you so get your skinny little but out hear now."

I snapped back to reality as I climbed up of my box grabbing the book and wring and walked out the door way.

Rose had got crazy on the wardrobe it was splinted and all over the floor in pieces, she through down the spatula and the frying pan.

I stepped out as Rose helped me through the door.

A small gasp left her lips as she looked down at the wring in my hand, she reached down to grab it

"NO! Rose you can't touch it yet you will mess everything up" She scowled at me but pulled her hand away and stepped down the first few steps Dimitri and Christian followed shortly after.

Lissa stayed behind to talk to me.

I told her about what I had found in the book leaving out the ritual not wanting to spoil my fun by telling her what we really had to do.

Reaching the bottom of the stairs I could see Betsy husband standing there. It then clicked that they were shadow kissed.

His aura was so clean of darkness it was shocking.

But not getting chance to mention it everyone had sat down

"Before you do anything you have to eat, that goes for all of you." Betsy said as everyone accept rose took a seat

"Normal I would be the first to sit down but am sweaty and covered in dust so is it ok if I go get a shower first?"

Betsy just nodded as she took the stew of the stove and placed it in the middle of the table. Placing bowls in front of everyone.

Her husband took the homemade bread out of the oven and placed it on the table and walked out

"And were do you think your going?" Betsy snapped while waving a knife at him

"Well, darling am going to do some work."

"Don't darling me you are going to sit at this table and eat with everyone else."

He just looked up at her sighed and sat down next to her grabbing his bowl and pulling it towards him

"Omg dude you are so whipped" Christian exclaimed as he watched him grab the ladle

"Well Christian, wait till your older you learn two life lessons 1. Do as your wife says or live in hell for a week or more and 2. Always say sorry because trust me women might look sweet and innocent they are pure evil" he said

"Aww Rick, you know you love me." Was all Betsy said as she walked away towards the office next to the kitchen.

"Trust me once I didn't listen to her once. I woke up the next morning to find my computer smashed up. She still swears she didn't do it." Rick whispered before Betsy walked back in.

We all fell about laughing. His computer he looked horror stricken just mentioning it.

"Come on everyone tuck in before it gets cold." Betsy said as Rose stumble into the room pulling Dimitri's hair back into a pony as she took her seat on the other side of Lissa.

"What you guys don't have any bad experiences with girls?" That got a laugh from everyone as they all looked over at me

"What, fine ok there was this one girl I slept with she didn't like being knocked of so she erm... well she sort of ... seduced me stole my cloths but we were erm... in the woods so I had to walk back strake naked "

That got everyone laughing. Well apart from Dimitri he had a acquired look on his face as he laughed

"Hay me and rick spilled come on Dimitri get it out I can tell something happened by that look on your face come on spill"

He sighed at my outburst. Finally Rose's shining white night had a flaw. I couldn't wait to hear this one

"Really its nothing, plus I thought we were through with the embarrassing story's?"

"Aww come on Belikov, spill it you have everyone attention now"

He looked about helplessly for help not finding any

"Fine" was all he said. Everyone leaned forward waiting to listen to his little story

"Ok right. So I was at collage with my charge. He erm... slipped passed me one night. I was out with my girlfriend at the time-" he gave a weary glance at Rose. Its not like she didn't no there were other girls before her did she

"Anyway it wasn't me watching him that night but I had to help find him just in case something had happened. So I asked my girlfriend to wait in my room for me because I was going to walk her back to her room after I found my charge.

Well I found him and erm... he was how do I put this... Adventurous we found him. But he erm wasn't alone. He had company of erm... six

We had to get him back to his room before anyone found him in a sorority house. But erm as we were erm... untangling him from all the girls one kind of erm... latched onto me. We got him out but unfortunately me girlfriend at the time had come to find me and caught the girl all over me.

To put it nicely she got her revenge by stealing my cloths and putting them up on the school flag pole... "

He trailed of as I fell over laughing. He looked so embarrassed.

I was expecting more of a story but he was bright red as it was.

We were about to involve Christian but we all knew he had never been with that meany girls as they were afraid of him.

And I so didn't want to know what little lissa had done to him.

So we all tucked in.

After finishing Rick and Betsy started to do the dishes

They were perfect for each other. Just like little kids she would splash him, he would warn her the grab her. We left before things got past PG 13

It was strange how at home we all felt as we walked around the house.

I decide the best place to do this was to go into the study.

Everyone followed me. It was great everyone looked at me for help.

"Ok first we have to strip down" Everyone looked at me quizzing

"Erm Adrian how is that meant to help?"

I had been in the attic for over three hours. I had come up with answers to everything.

"So that your soul has less things to travel though" Everyone took that as a reasonable answer and we all stripped down.

Dimitri was slightly hesitant.

I don't not if he had a phobia of being almost naked in public or he just didn't want anyone to see "his Roza's" body.

Christian sat on the office desk just watching.

Looking round all of us I noticed that this idea is one of my best.

Rose's body stood in front of me in all of its curvy glory.

Everything else went out of my mind as I looked over her body.

Her personality was feisty and off limits but being her body in front of me made me want her more

"Adrian can we get this over with I don't want you drooling over my body please" That snapped me out of my little day dream.

"Oh erm... now we have to erm.. stretch out and touch fingertips with the person that we have switched souls with."

Everyone reached out and there fingertips touched.

All my plans went out of my mind I had rose standing in front of me almost naked.

"Now Dimitri you take the wring, Rose your going to feel a pull go with it concentrate on what's happening. You will feel a over flow of power push it into the ring like when you push the spirits away just push it into the wring ok?"

Rose nodded.

I pushed like I had last time feeling the odd sensation of floating. Then a pull.

It was like I was looking down at everyone.

Then blackness surrounded me and I felt the softness of a duck feather blanket.

When I wake up and get my own room back I am so going to buy my own duck feather covers.

I was going to pull everyone into a dream walk but I felt so weak my body ached it felt like it was settling back into were it felt comfortable in.

I just let the softness of the covers and pillows comfort me as it engulfed my sleep.

I woke up in a room decorated in black it was so elegant. My head was still throbbing as my memory came back.

I climbed out of bed in a sleepy haze and over to the bathroom.

Then I remembered that I was back to myself.

It was great I didn't have to sit when I needed the toilet anymore I was me

ME!

I still felt a little out of it. Well that was my excuse as I found myself standing in the kitchen

Stark naked

"So Adrian, nice to see you. Shame your not wearing much." I could see rose snicker. It was just her and lissa sitting at the table.

"Like what you see rose, shame you missing out"

As embarrassing as it was standing hear with nothing on, at least Rose got to see what she's missing out on

"God Adrian your a sleaze, I bet you couldn't stay of women booze and fags for over a month"

"Rose I could stay of all women if I had you. Plus I stayed of booze and fags while I was lissa"

"Fine you want to make that Dare do you?"

"Only If I get you little Dhampire"

"Ok hears my deal you stay of all three for a month I will let you take me on a date."

"Hold on if I have to do a dare then so do you. You have to sleep outside for the reminder of our stay. If you fail then I get a kiss"

This isn't going to be that hard. I survived being lissa for a while. I didn't depend on women and I was going to get a date with rose and hopefully a kiss.

Dimitri and Christian walked in the door and Rose leaned over the table.

Shook my hand then turned back round to lissa and carried on talking

"Hay Adrian have you ever heard about indecent exposure."

I looked down. Turned and sauntered back up to my room.

I turned on the shower and went to grab some cloths. Lissa had actually packed me some alright cloths.

I then realized that I had a cigarette hanging from my mouth about to light it.

I walked over to the window with all my cigarettes and booze and threw them out the window.

"YOU KNOW ADRIAN YOU COULD OFF FLUSHED THEM!" I looked down to see Betsy just outside the woods.

I walked back in and into the shower.


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