"Danna?"

"Yeah Dei?" Sasori replied, walking out of the bathroom in a pair of sweatpants.

"How do you think the baby will turn out?"

"What'd you mean?"

"Do you think she'll be crazy like my mom?"

"What do you mean she? He probably won't take after your mom's side, hopefully." Sasori answered, getting into bed with Deidara.

"What makes you think it's a boy?" Deidara replied, cuddling up next to the redhead.

"I dunno, just have a feeling."

"Well I have a feeling that she'll be a girl, so there."

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Kakuzu sat on the edge of his bed, waiting on his albino partner to enter the room. He decided that this was the perfect time to collect his reward for rescuing Hidan's rosary from the toilet, since he would be in from his daily ritual soon, which always put him in a good mood.

"Well hey there buttnut!" Hidan yelled, walking through the door soaked in blood with a wide smile on his face.

"Hidan, ready to reward me for saving your pendant?"

"Fuckin' killjoy." The silver haired immortal muttered, dropping his smile and reaching into his back pocket for his wallet. "How much you want?"

"Not money my little zealot, you're going with me for drinks." Kakuzu replied, watching Hidan stand in front of him with a blank expression.

"Please tell me I'm your wingman..." Hidan replied, the fact the larger man had just asked him out.

"Nope, just drinks, with just you and me."

Then Hidan heard something that had never been spoken by Kakuzu before in his entire lifetime.

"I'll even buy."

Hidan was literally crying trying to hold back laughter and shock from the statement, his pale face turning red.

"Hidan, yes or no?"

"S-Sure Kakuzu..." He replied, walking out of the room and into the hallway to start laughing.

'He will be mine...' Kakuzu thought to himself, watching the younger immortal walk out the door.

Now that Kakuzu was going on a date with Hidan, he had to pick somewhere to go. He had to pick a bar that had cheap drinks that Hidan would like, or at least get drunk on, and he had to do it fast.

"Oh, Kakuzu," Hidan said, walking back into the room, "you never said where we were going."

"Oh, uh, we're going to, uh" Kakuzu had to hurry and pick a place, so his favorite bar couldn't hurt, right? "Gregorochav's."

"Gregorochav's? isn't that that Russian bar?"

"Yeah, why is that bad?"

"Guess not, long as I can get shit faced it's all right."

"Good, go get changed and we can leave."

Hidan nodded and walked into the bathroom, grabbing a new cloak on the way.

Kakuzu had no problem waiting a couple minutes for Hidan, and in a short amount of time Hidan emerged from the bathroom in a clean new cloak.

"Ready?"

"Hell yeah, let's get hammered!"

The two left their room and the lair, going off to Kakuzu's favorite bar.

They arrived shortly, greeted by the dimly lit neon sign reading

"Gregorochav's"

"This is your favorite bar? No wonder, the place looks like it's being held together with tape, owner must be as cheap as you." Hidan said as the two entered.

"Hey, I come here for cheap drinks, not atmosphere."

"Hey, is that Kakuzu? Kakuzu! It's been ages!" A man with a heavy Russian accent yelled from behind the bar.

"I know Sergei, oh, this is Hidan, he'll be joining me today."

"Oh, I see what is going on, don't worry Kakuzu, we won't tell any embarrassing stories of you today!"

"Good one Sergei, just start the Orloff and keep em' coming."

Two and a half drinks each later...

"And...And so Kakuzu...Kakuzu here says 'Hey! Where...where's the client?' And...And I say 'Well I to...took care of him' And Kakuzu says 'Well...Well where is...is he?' And I say 'Just killed him' and then Kakuzu comes back with 'You...You dumbass...This was a body guarding mission!!" Hidan drunkenly slurred everyone around him, including Kakuzu, laughing.

"Kakuzu, looks like your friend here has a problem holding his liquor!" One of the Russians yelled.

"Right, well I'm gotta take him home, see you whenever." Kakuzu said, tossing the Jashinist over his shoulder and walking out.

"Dasvadanja Kakuzu, don't be a stranger!"

Kakuzu carried the sloppy drunk of a Hidan back to the Akatsuki lair, Hidan spouting the occasional obscenity, and back into their room.

"Here we are." Kakuzu said, dropping Hidan on his back onto his bed.

"Good night Kakuzu..." Hidan muttered before drifting into his vodka induced sleep.

"Good night Hidan." Kakuzu replied, kissing the immortal on the forehead and exiting the room.

Pein was walking down the hallway when Kakuzu left his room, and had been wondering where the two immortals had been.

"Where were you and Hidan earlier?"

"Doesn't matter, but don't go in there, he's sleeping." Kakuzu said, intimidating Pein into leaving him alone.