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I don't own Bleach

Ch11: Death and Strawberry, again

"So you lost to an arrancar"

"Shut up!"

"It's because of your inner hollow."

"He's a pain in the ass."

"So defeat him and move on."

"I tried that."

"Did he kick your ass too? Man, you suck."

"Shut up!"

"Follow me."

"Where are we going?"

"Don't ask questions!"

"What is that?"

"What does it look like? It's a hollow, baka"

"I can see that, why did you bring me here?"

"To kill it duh. Did that arrancar knock all the sense out of your head?"

"I can handle this level of hollow."

"Really than do it!"

"Fine!"

"There that wasn't so hard was it? Come on"

"Where are we going?"

"Where do you think?"


"All better now?"

"You made me kill every hollow from here to Tokyo and back!"

"And it was fun wasn't it."

"Yea, now that you mentioned it, it kind of was."

"Great, now that I restored your confidence, you should have no problem at all with defeating the next arrancar that show up."

"My confidence level is not the problem."

"Okay fine. Just so you know, the evil villain Aizen plans on creating a king's key. In order to do that he needs to harvest 100,000 souls on a richly filled reiastu land. The only place that exists like that is Karakuna town and what do you know 100,000 souls live here. So sit back and whine about not being able to do something while Aizen kills you and everyone you know, plus your whole entire town."

"What? That's what he's plotting? How do you know?"

"It was the plot of a manga I used to be a part of."

"What?"

"Taichou figured it out, you idiot. He and suotaichou are working on a counter plan. But you, bakamono, are the only one who hasn't seen that ridiculous hypnosis sword therefore you're the only one who can defeat him."

"Oh, well you could've just said that."

"What would you do without me?"

"I'd probably be able to put clothes in my closet again."