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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, the contestants had to face some dangerous disasters. Some were fine, others weren't. We also introduced a new competitor, Farra, or as some of us would like to call her, "Striker Stalker". Smash also returned back to his original self…LAME! In the end, thanks to Sonan's game skills, the Lucarios won once again. At the elimination ceremony, in a shocking turn of events, Lassie was sent home…along with Sapphire and Swift, two soon to be parents. Will the Slakings lose again? Will this story get better? And who will voted out tonight? Find out right here, on Total…Pokemon…Action!

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Mason and Draco were in the middle of the lot at 1:00 A.M. Being dark types, the earliness didn't affect them.

"RAAAAAHHHHH!"

"Calm down Mason, it's not that big of a deal", said Draco.

"How the hell are we supposed to vote off our teammates if we never lose?" asked Mason angrily.

"Well, we are losing, we're just not going to elimination", said Draco.

"Okay, you know what, I'm getting tired of this s***! We're just going to start sabotaging again", said Mason.

"Fine with me", said Draco.

"Good, and Phill is still the first target", said Mason grinning.

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"Alright, the plan worked for you guys, so we should be succeeding", said Aldon.

"Whatever", said Vile

"What's with you?" asked Aldon.

"IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING! I WANTED TO SLEEP!"

"You're a dark type, you're supposed to like earliness", said Aldon.

"I'm also an ice type, and being cold makes you sleepy!" yelled Vile as she stretched.

"Don't worry, you still have your list right?"

"Yeah", said Vile.

"Okay, then, we can go back to bed then", said Aldon.

"What about your team?" asked Vile.

"We're winning, there's nothing we can do about it", said Aldon.

"Actually, there is", said Vile deviously.

"What?" asked Aldon as Vile whispered the plan in his ear, making him grin deviously.

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In the Slakings guy trailers, the guys were all sleeping peacefully.

Striker was dreaming happily:

"And Striker wins!"

"Yeah, but he's still useless"

"I'm not useless", said Striker in his sleep.

"You're very useful…and sexy", said a voice, startling Striker.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" yelled Striker as he saw Farra laying on him, waking up the other guys.

"Who died?" asked Anthony.

"I was about to have a heart attack!" yelled Striker panting.

"Can you get out?" asked Kojo.

"Okay, but first…" started Farra as she kissed Striker hard, almost suffocating him.

She broke the kiss and immediately exited the guys' trailer.

"I hate my life", said Striker.

"Don't worry Striker", said Ded.

"Yeah, at least we can go back to sleep", said Egridos as he lied back down, only to be woken back up by a megaphone.

"CONTESTANTS, GET YOUR ASSES DOWN TO THE BREAKFAST TENT IMMEDIATELY!" yelled a strange voice.

"Who's that?" asked Laxish.

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As the contestants arrived at the Breakfast tent, a black blur shot past them.

"What the hell was that?" asked M.P.S.

The contestants walked inside the tent and saw a black Latios floating there wearing a soldier uniform.

"Who are you?" asked Marion.

"I'm Kavi, if you must know, some of you already know me", said the Latios looking at Mason, Jet, and Sally.

"Wh-what are you doing here?" asked Mason.

"I'm hosting today's challenge", said Kavi smiling devilishly.

"What is it?" asked Sally holding onto Jet.

"Today's genre is the war movie, so there's going to be lots of explosions", said Kavi laughing evilly.

Everyone looked at each other nervously.

"Now follow me for the first part of the challenge", said Kavi as he flew out of the tent, with the contestants following.

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Kavi led the contestants to a war plane that was in the middle of the lot.

"How come we never noticed that before?" asked Skore confused.

"NO QUESTIONS!" yelled Kavi, making Skore jump, "now, the first part of the challenge is to jump from the plane…10 kilometers off the ground!"

Everyone stared in shock and horror.

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Rapid: This guy's insane!

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Spiro: Why us Arceus?! WHY!?

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Skore: Mommy

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Dew: I hate to say it, but I like Mew and Victini better.

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Inside the huge plane, everyone was blindfolded.

"Can you tell us why we need to have these blindfolds on?" asked Lila.

"Quiet woman!" yelled Kavi, "now, time to jump; who wants to go first?"

Nobody answered, so Kavi decided that he would do it himself.

"Well, if no one wants to go, I guess the challenge has to be postponed", said Kavi sarcastically.

"Really?" asked Skore, not knowing Kavi going behind him.

"Nope", said Kavi as he pushed Skore out of the plane.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" was all the others heard before a crash.

What the contestants didn't know was that there was an inflatable cushion on the outside of the plane…and that they were only 7 feet from the ground.

"S-Skore?" asked Piff frightened as she heard no answer.

"I'm getting out of here?!" yelled Leon as he ran out of the door, and fell on top of Skore.

"Wow, Leon is an idiot", said Dhaunt.

"Is anyone else going to go?" asked Kavi.

Nobody responded once again, and made Kavi go up to the steering wheel of the plane.

"He turned the plane to the right, causing all of the competitors to fall out…onto Skore and Leon.

"Ugh…I hate this show", said Skore underneath everyone else.

As everyone took off their blindfolds, the saw that the plane was right next to them and they were on the cushion.

"What the hell, Kavi, you nearly scared us to death?!" yelled Summer.

"Yeah, I know, I was hoping that some of you would die from heart attacks", said Kavi.

"Where were you this morning?" asked Striker sarcastically.

"Whatever, now you all might want to get up", said Kavi.

"Why?" asked Volante.

"Well, 1 because it's time for the next part of the challenge, and 2, you're crushing Leon and Skore.

Everyone immediately got up and let Skore and Leon get up.

"I hate you", said Skore before falling unconscious.

"Now, time for the second part of the challenge", said Kavi as he flew off once again and they followed him.

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"Now, it's time for explosions!" exclaimed Kavi.

"What do we have to do?" asked Darren.

"You all have to set off paint bombs to try to get the other teams out, the first team to get all of their team members covered in paint loses, and the team that has the least amount of people covered in paint wins and gets an advantage in the final part of the challenge", explained Kavi, "any questions?"

Everybody raised their appendages.

"Good, now get started, here are all of the explosives", said Kavi as he tossed the teams their bombs.

"How are we supposed to make these explode?" asked Freezeo.

"Easy, think fast Absol", said Kavi throwing a bomb at Ray.

"F***", yelled Ray as he was blasted with green paint.

"Oh, so that's how they work", said Mason smiling.

"Now, get setting, and let the explosions begin!" yelled Kavi.

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"Alright, I say we get the girls out first, they're easy targets", said Leon.

"Are you stupid? Some of the girls are dating the guys on this team, if you get them covered in paint, they'll try to kill all of us", said Hayden.

"So what? Leon's got a point", said Aldon.

"Oh, so you want to pulverized by girls?" asked Hayden.

The entire team started arguing instantly on who to target first, but Sonan and Spike had a different plan. Sonan grabbed all of the bombs and hopped on Spike's back.

"You ready bud?" asked Spike.

As Sonan nodded his head, the two of them flew around the lot areas where the other teams were and started dropping bombs around them, doing the Slakings first, and then the Rampardos.

"That should do it", said Sonan as he and Spike made it back to their own area, only to see their team still arguing.

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"Did you just see that?" asked Mason to Draco.

"I'm blind, you idiot", said Draco.

"Whatever, the two brats from the Lucarios' team just placed bombs all around our area", said Mason grinning.

"That means…" started Draco.

"Sabotage time", said Mason as he picked up a bomb, "now how do these things work again?"

Mason pressed a button on the bomb…"BBOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!"

"That's how", said Draco, who was covered in pink paint.

"Oh man, I hate pink", said Mason.

"Whatever, let's just get on with the sabotage", said Draco as he and Mason picked up the bombs carefully and brought them to the team.

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"Alright, we'll have to be careful with these, I don't want to end up like Ray", said Carman.

"Poor Ray", said Summer to herself.

"Now, let's get on with the explosions", said Vile not noticing the bombs placed around their area.

"BOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

"Oh f***, I hate purple!" yelled Vile as she was covered in the purple paint.

"So far, I'm happy with this", said Sally smiling.

"Shut up", said Vile as she took another step forward.

"BOOOOOOOMMMMM!'

"I think someone trapped us", said Ivory.

"You don't say", said Vile as she tried to get the yellow paint off of her body.

"What do we do now?" asked Vixen.

"Well, we can use Clash and Sabrina and have them use our bombs for aerial attacks", said Shine.

"That's nice", said Marie.

"Great, now here you girls go", said Shine giving them their bombs.

"Maybe some of us should go with them, just to say hi to some of the guys", said Aura as she started climbing on Sabrina's back.

"No, no, no, none of my sexy teammates are leaving this area to see the other boys…except for the ones who are helping the team", said Smash.

"Oh come on", said Solis.

"Nope, no dice", said Smash as Aura got off.

"Can we turn him into Sasha again?" asked Reta.

"Nope, I've protected myself, so now Sasha is one of my other personalities", said Smash.

"Other?" asked Sally.

"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!"

Clash and Sabrina flew off immediately and began dropping bombs on all of the teams, many of them missing. When they finished, they flew back to their team, who were all covered in paint and beating the tar out of Smash.

"Wow, we missed the good stuff", said Clash.

"Yeah", said Sabrina.

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"Alright, now that thee idiots are occupied, we can-", started Aldon before seeing that the bombs were all gone.

"SOMEONE STOLE THE BOMBS?!" asked Aldon, capturing the attention of the others.

"Wait, so we have no more bombs?" asked Ray.

"How are supposed to defend ourselves?" asked Hayden as some of the team members started panicking.

Jesse, Lila, Sparky, Cano, Demenio, and Shade all saw that Sonan and Spike weren't freaking out and were actually smiling.

"What did you guys do?" asked Demenio.

"We used the bombs to trap the other teams around their areas", said Sonan.

"Yeah, so as soon as they try to attack, "BOOOOOMMMMMM!" said Spike.

"Nice plan, but you could've told us", said Jesse.

"You guys were all arguing", said Sonan as his dad picked him up.

"Well, I guess when it comes to explosions, the kid who plays the most war games win", said Lila as she nuzzled Sonan.

"BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"

""Well, I guess someone just got covered in paint", said Sparky.

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And right they were, the Slakings were about to attack, but they stepped on the bombs and painted themselves. Mason and Draco saw this, and walked to the middle of the lot.

"Well, I guess we lost", said Mason smiling.

"Yeah, and we didn't even have to do anything", said Draco smiling.

"Well, I guess we can put these bombs back then", said Mason unknowingly putting his elbow on the bombs.

Draco looked down at the bombs, and back at him, "You idiot."

"BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM!"

The bomb stack exploded, coating the entire lot, as well as the people standing in it, in paint.

"Bwahahaha!" laughed Kavi as he flew back to the lot.

"It's not funny!" yelled some of the girls and guys.

"Yes it is, and it was all because of those two", said Kavi pointing to Mason and Draco, who were both unconscious from the huge blast force.

"Well, the Lucarios win this challenge because they only had one person covered in paint, not counting what just happened", said Kavi.

The other teams groaned as Mason and Draco started waking up.

"Ow, my head", said Mason.

"Yeah, next time, MAYBE YOU CAN USE IT!" yelled Draco.

All three teams came towards them with angry looks on their faces.

"Don't look at me, he's the one who made them explode", said Draco.

"Hey, don't pin this on me, you put them in a stack", said Mason.

"QUIET!" yelled Summer.

"You both did, this, now you're both going to pay", said Summer.

Both dark types gulped in fear.

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"Alright, now that you've all taken you're anger out on those two", said Kavi gesturing to an unconscious Mason and Draco, "It's time for the final challenge…a gun war!"

"So, we're going to be getting shot at?" asked Skore.

"Yep", said Kavi.

"With real guns?" asked rapid.

"Yep", said Kavi.

"I'm out of here", said Sabrina.

"Wait up", said Fez.

"Oh come on birds, I know you fear guns, but come on", said Kavi.

"Fine", said Fez.

"Now, these are real guns, but they loaded with paint", said Kavi tossing the guns to them.

Jesse saw Sonan's crazy look and immediately took the gun from him.

"Come on dad!" said Sonan.

"Now, the last person standing wins for their team, and the team that has all of their players out loses", said Kavi, "now GO!"

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"Awesome, I love guns", said Leon taking aim.

"Okay, just be careful with that", said Hayden before getting shot.

"Leon", said Dew angrily.

"I didn't do it", said Leon, before getting shot as well.

"We need to get blasting guys!" yelled Klavier, who scored three direct hits on Egridos, Anthony and Kojo.

"Right, but we need a plan", said Demenio.

"And I have a perfect one", said Shade.

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The Slakings were doing terribly; they had already lost 10 people as soon as the war started.

"Flame, I have a job for you", said Skore.

"What?" asked Flame.

"You can fly around the areas and shoot everyone", said Skore.

"That's a good idea", said Ded.

"I know it is because-", started Skore before seeing Flame get hit in the back, "S**T!"

"Well, we have another flying type", said Laxish pointing to Fez.

"He's afraid of guns, do you really think he'll go out there?" asked Skore.

"Oh, never mind then", said Laxish.

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"Alright, I think everyone is still in", said Cramad before getting shot.

"Where did that come from?" asked Summer, before getting shot at as well.

"I think he's the reason", said Aura looking up.

The girls all looked up and saw Spike shooting them from above.

"Sabrina", said Carman handing her a gun.

"I'm on it", said Sabrina flying up.

"What're you doing?" asked Shine.

"Taking care of the problem", said Carman.

"That's my son", said Shine.

"Then tell him that you're sorry", said Carman.

Sabrina went up to Spike with the gun in her wing.

"Hi", said Spike.

"Hi?" asked Sabrina, not knowing what was about to happen.

"Bye", said Spike as he shot her and flew off.

"Wow, he's good", said Ivory.

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The Lucarios were down to their last players, Sonan, Spike, and Freezeo.

"How did we get down to just the three of us in 3 point of view changes?" asked Freezeo.

"FOURTH WALL!"

"We need to think of something, or else we'll lose", said Spike.

"Well, you could always give Sonan a gun", said Lila.

"Don't you know what happens?" asked Jesse

"Yes, but we have no other options", said Lila.

"Fine, here you go son", said Jesse handing Sonan a gun.

Now with the gun, Sonan walked up to the edge of the area and started shooting like a maniac.

"TAKE THIS YOU F***IN' NOOBS, YOU NEED TO STOP CAMPIN', COME ON YOU C*** SUCKIN' F***ERS! YOU F***IN F***LETS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WIN A SIMPLE GUN FIGHT!"

As Sonan stopped, the entire war ground was covered in paint, and the other teams were covered in paint. His entire team looked shocked at him, and then to Jesse and Lila, who were just as shocked as the others.

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Dew: How did? I don't get…how did he do that?

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Jesse: I don't know if I should be proud, or creeped out.

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Lila: How did he learn that?

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Aldon: BWAHAHAHA!

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"Wow, well the Lucarios win!"

"What? Why?" asked some of the others.

"The little boy here just boned all of you, it's obvious why they won", said Kavi.

"So who lost then?" asked Skore.

"The Rampardos", said Kavi.

"What?" asked the girls as the Slakings cheered.

"How did we lose?" asked Summer.

"Well, since Mason and Draco were unconscious, they weren't hit with any paint, and they were still part of the Slakings' team", said Kavi.

The Rampardos looked down in sadness.

"Now, it's time for your elimination ceremony", said Kavi.

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Summer: I have no idea who to vote for, I guess…Smash

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Reta: Definitely Smash

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Cramad: Smash

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Solis: Bye Smash

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Mew flew up to the podium.

"Where were you?" asked Sabrina.

"Um…"

Flashback

"C'mon let us go, what did we do?" asked Victini as Celebi and Jirachi tied him and Mew up.

"Kavi asked us to keep you here while he hosts your show", said Jirachi.

"Why?"

"He still wants revenge", said Celebi.

"I thought we made up!" yelled Victini.

"Yeah, but still", said Celebi.

Mew and Victini both groaned.

"Don't worry, we'll keep you entertained", said Celebi seductively.

Mew and Victini's eyes both went wide.

End of Flashback

"Victini and I had some…business to take of", said Mew.

"So, now with the votes…Smash, you're out!"

"What? Why?"

"You're shallow, stupid, and you were getting on our nerves", said Luna.

"Fine, but before I leave", said Smash.

Smash kissed each girl on the lips, making them beat the crap out of before he left.

"If we ever see him again, let's kill him", said Marie as the girls agreed.

Wow, shocking elimination...not really. Sorry for the late update, I just wanted to take a little break. I hope Sonan's rant made you laugh! Will Kavi host another challenge? Will Kai ever say something? Will Mason and Draco wake up? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!