Ok, umm… so 2/5 of the chapters have been written. The rest will be lumped into one big lump here. One chapter averages about 400-600words, so this chapter would be 1200-1600 words k? :D. Thanks for standing by me all this while.


"Target is on standby."

"On three."

3.

2.

1.

"ATTACK!"

Rin stood up and looked at Tsuna.

"R-rin! What are you doing here?"

"Hi vongola. I'm here t-to attack you." Rin replied, picking up a bad of marshmallows.

Byakuran was pelting Tsuna's guardians with biscuits.

The varia were bullying the hell out of the cavallone.

Reborn was smirking.

So Rin took a marshmallow out.

"Wheee. There. Your turn." Rin smiled sweetly, and tossed the bag of marshmallows to a petrified Tsuna.

"Imma look for something better." Rin wandered off, and found a bag of candy canes.

"Shoichi! Spanner!" Rin shouted to Shoichi, who was cowering in a corner, clutching his stomach.

Rin took out a long straw, put a few candy canes in it, and aimed it at them.

"FIRE! YES! It worked!"

Rin then went on to target our one and only beloved storm guardian, Gokudera.

After she finished pelting him with straws, she stopped.

"This is kind of pointless isn't it?"

Rin, like the sweet cloud we all know she is, headed towards a quieter room, notably grabbing a bottle of herbal tea and some other interesting stuff you might not want to know.
Don't worry, you'll find out about it soon.

Rin walked into the room, and found one carnivore sleeping on the couch. She smiled gently, and pushed on the VCR's button, contently drinking herbal tea while watching a very interesting movie.

She looked at the movie, then at Hibari, then at the movie, and giggled mentally.

After she did something very interesting to Hibari's face, he woke up.

He stared at Rin.

He glared at her.

Then he stared at the screen.

And lo and behold! His face had the tiniest tinge of pink on it.

"Rin. Why are you watching this?"

Rin hummed softly under her breath, and replied.

"You look cute when you're young."

"Hn. That does not answer my question."

"What happened to you? You're so cute when you're young!"

Yup. Rin was watching a clip of Hibari's childhood.

Then came a slideshow of pictures.

Hibari mentally blanched when he saw a picture of him. 5 years old. Swimming in a bath tub.

Rin just stared at it, and turned to him.

"What the hell happened to you?"


Must. Not. Squeal.

Even though chibi Hibari is cute.

Hibari glanced at Rin, trying to see through her pokerface.

Then she lost it.

"OHMYGODOHMEEGAWDWHYYOUSOCUTE!YOUSOCUTECUTECUTEKAWAIIIIIII!WHATHAPPENEDTOYOURFACEOHMEEGAWDWHYYOUCHANGEIWANNAHUGYOU!"

Hibari glared at Rin.

"Shut up."

Rin glared at him.

"Shut up."

"Stop copying me."

"Stop copying me."

"Shut up, omnivore. Or I'll bite you to death."

"Shut up, omnivore. Or I'll bite you to death."

Hibari glared at her.

How dare she! I'm the almighty Hibari carnivore! I'm a CARNIVORE! Stupid Rin!

Hibari does become immature when it comes to carnivore-ness.

HOW DARE SHE CALL ME OMNIVORE! NYAGGGHHHHH! I don't like her anymore!

Stupid brain.

Hibari shook away his immature thoughts, Rin trying to distract him.

He got up and left.

And found utter chaos stop when he strode in.

Gokudera covered a hand over his mouth.

Tsuna tried not to 'HIEEEEE!' and laugh at the same time.

Yamamoto tried to stifle laugh. And failed miserably. So sad.

The others? They just laughed. And laughed.

By now, I think I can interpret your thoughts.

You must be thinking, "OMFG! Maybe the authoress makes Hibari out to be gay and OMFG! What the hell is written on his face, why the eff is Rin so evil, OMFG!"

Well, for one thing, Hibari's face was scribbled on.

"~I'm a carnivore. Rarr. Fear my carnivore-ness. I'm so gullible! I'm a cat!"

Now you get why?

Hibari took one look at his face in a conveniently placed mirror, and growled.

He drew out his tonfas, and proceeded to-

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What was left, was a bloody pile of groaning people.

Now, to find Rin.

But Rin, with her oh so sweet dastardly evilness, had fell asleep, curling into a ball.

Hibari took one look at her, and walked off. Mumbling about carnivores and omnivores and cute cats and… well, other stuff that shouldn't be mentioned in a T-rated fanfiction.

Now the authoress is tired. She wants to sleep. Break time for 1 day! Till she gets enough inspiration to begin on a three day vacation to Rin's hometown!

Bye!

Go watch some useless crap!

Bye! Now the Authoress has typed 800+ words! Yay!


And so begins the holidays.

Why the large timeskip from where we last left Rin?

Cos' the authoress is freaking tired.

Rin walked along slowly, having gotten off the highspeed train, and stared at her hometown.

Behind her, were disgruntled Varia members and a very chaotic Decimo group, having been requested to come here by Vongola Nono, was has retired.

"Troublesome old man. Saying things like, 'Oh! You guys must get to know the Varia's Cloud guardians family! They're one of our allies!'" Squalo grumbled.

Rin happily led the group for a bit longer of the way.

It was short! Rin insisted when Mukuro started throwing a hissy fit when half the Decimo's guardians started to walk slower.

Finally, after Squalo, Bel and almost all of the guardians started to slow down, she beamed at them, and pointed to a fortress.

A very traditional-looking fortress.

With paper rice doors and arched doorways, the fortress looked deadly.

Not because of the paper rice doors, nonono.

But because of weapons like the Nagakatana and Katana and Onos displayed menacingly at various parts of the fortress as Rin led them to the main hall.

"Obaa-san. Ohaiyo Gozaimasu. O-genki desu ka?" Rin bowed as she pushed the door gently, meeting a lady.

What the Varia expected to see was a kind, old granny that loved knitting and cats and hugged everyone they considered to be their grandchildren.

Rin's Grandmother, wore a kimono and traditional clothing, kneeling while sipping green tea.

She bowed to Rin, and replied that she was well in a former way.

She then looked at the people behind Rin, and frowned.

Immediately, the people behind bowed, or at least for Xanxus gave a quick one. Her aura was menacing and commanded respect, scaring the wits out of Tsuna.

"And who might theses people be Rin?"

"Obaa-san, they're my friends."

Rin's Obaa-san quirked an eyebrow at the multitude of men and a few girls, and gave them a scrutinizing stare, sizing each of them up.

"My name is Rei. Rei Okawa. I expect you to respect my rules in this home. You shall address me as Okawa-san, and nothing more." She said firmly and primly.

No one said anything, quickly obeying Rei's orders.

Then someone unexpected arrived, dressed in a school uniform.

And you shall guess who she/he is.


Till next time! :D

MY FIVE CHAPTER UPDATE IS FINALLY DONE!