Bye Bye Birdie:

Rin: Well I guess I'm on a roll with the updates!

Envy: Finally the most handsome character is finally coming in!

Ed:?What do you mean he's already been here for 10 chapters!

Al: Ya I've been here the whole time!

Ed: I MENT ME!

Rin: I think that Envy was talking about himself! And YAY! For out TENTH CHAPTER!

Ed/Al/Envy: :/...CAT FIGHT!

Rin: While these divas battle it out here's the chapter! I own only my OCs and PLEASE REVEIW!


Chapter 11: Little Red Pill

Ed's hair whipped around his face as he plummeted.

'This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever done!' he thought seeing the gray water coming up fast.

And it didn't help that at that moment he reminded himself that hitting water from this height is like hitting concrete.

He took a deept breath and covered his face with his metal arm. Then there was impact. It was so sudden that it crushed Ed's breath right out of him and he breathed in filthy water. He surfaced for a moment, coughing, his entire body feeling shakey and his left side felt fuzzy and numb from the collision. Ed then took another breath and dove down.

Vision was around a negetive three. It was so murky that Ed could barely see his feet when he looked down. But he splashed down desprately looking for a gleam of automail, or flash of black hair, anything to signal that Wren was nearby.

Then out of the corner of his eye he saw it a black silhouet of a boot. Ed swam over, his lungs starting to burn as he grabbed the girl's limp arm. He pulled her up and broke through the surface.

"Ho...holy...crap..." he panted and kicked his legs to stay afloat.

Wren wasn't in good condition, she was unconsiouse, and he could see that blood was dripping from somewhere on her head. Ed felt particually heavy as his boots filled with water, kicking off his boots Ed turned back to Wren. He turned her so she floated on her back put his arms around her waist so her head rested on his shoulder to stay above the garbage filled water. But then another problem arose, behind them Ed heard the pounding noise of the waterfall.

They might be able to make it depending how high up it was but Ed wasn't ready to risk both his and Wren's lives on that. Pluse even if they survived the dive the falling water would trap them.

Thinking quickly he swam over to the smooth concrete wall and slapped it. There was a flash of blue light and part of the concrete shot out into the water to make a platform. He dragged Wren over, he checked for a pluse and he couldn't feel on in her wrist so he took off his gloves tried her neck and there he could feel the slight BU-DUMP BU-DUMP.

Thinking quickly he placed his hands on her stomach and thrust downward. Almost immediatly Wren sat bolt upright and coughed up a stomach full of water. She sat there for a moment coughing and shivering and then turned to Ed.

"Wha...what happ...Wait Artemis!" She then tried to stand but held her head with dizzyness.

"It's okay we'll get her back," Ed pull his automail hand on her shoulder.

"No it's NOT okay, we need to go now! That man he has my SISTER!" Wren snarled, Ed couldn't tell at first but a tear rolled down her cheek.

Wren slowly stood ad supported herself against the wall. There was a a clap and another segment of the wall shot up like stairs to the other pipe where her sister's captor had disappeared.

"You are so stubborn!" Ed growled as she ran up the stairs.

He followed quickly and soon was at the top of the stairs, and then he bolted into the dark sewer tunnel. As soon as he stepped foot inside the sewer he felt an arm wrap around his next and something made of rough material.

"GERRROFF ME!" he yelled and tried to elbow his captor but it was like hitting a brick wall.

He could also hear Wren struggling and screaming.

"Oh shut up!" a voice said and something heavy collided with the back of Edward's head and everything went black.


"Niisan where did you go?" Al looked down into the dark hole into which his brother had disappeared.

Ed had been gone almost an hour now and most of the military was leaving now. Al looked down into the sewer again and gave a hollow sigh then transmuted the hole so that it was about twice as large.

And that's how it went for the next few minutes, every so often Al would transmute the cement walls to expand to accomidate his large armor. Minutes Al came to the large drop off with the water fall. His eye immediatly fell on the transmutation marks on the walls and the stairs that led up to the other side of the large atrium.

"Oh no," he muttered.


"...hey..." Edward moaned and his head was spinning.

"Hey ELRIC!" Ed jumped as his name was shouted into his ear making it ring.

He opened his eyes blearily and saw that he was in a small cell like room, there was a krustly feeling on his head.

"Welcome back sleeping beauty!" a male voice cackled and he looked up to see that it was the palm tree haired guy from lab 5.

"You?" Ed tried to sit up but then felt his bound hands.

"Good I didn't whack you hard enough for you to forget then!" the guy laughed and backed up.

Ed looked around and saw that Wren was tied up like him in an opposite corner.

"What...do...do you want?" he croaked out.

"You'll see," he smiled evily and then walked out a door and slammed it behind him.

"Ed are you alright?" Wren called.

"I think so, but my head hurts like hell," he grimaced.

"Ya they hit you pretty hard," Wren frowned, "thanks for coming after me though," she gave a smile smile.

"Hey we have to look after each other right?" Ed smiled but turned so that she couldn't see the red entering his cheeks.

There was a moment of silence and then Ed asked, "Do you know who he was?"

Wren shook her head, "I actually think they hate Greed as much as i do, they had captured him as well,".

BANG!

The cell door opened and there stood the palm haired guy and the woman from lab 5.

"Our father wishes to see you," she said and flashed up her long talon like nails.

From there Ed and ren were hauled by their wrists to a large open room, and at the center was a large seat made of pipes and sitting there was a blonde haired man who looked almost idenical to Edward.

"YOU!" Ed yelled, his face contorted into one of hate.

The man turned and looked nonchalantly at Wren and Ed, then he spoke, "You didn't have to beat them so badly Envy,".

"Sorry Father but they put up a fight," the man called Envy stepped forward.

"Then I guess it can't be helped," the man stood and then approached them.

Without a word the man put a hand on their heads and they felt the dried blood evaporate and Wren felt her hurt thumb snap back into place. Within minutes all their wounds had been healed.

"Now back to business," the man looked over to Envy and the woman and nodded.

The woman left and Envy took a small 'something' out of his pocket. Another few moments passed when the blonde man sat back on his seat and placed his hands in his lap, making his fingers touch in a arch.

"Wait...so you...you aren't him?" Ed studied the man for a second and his anger disappated.

"You thought I was someone else?" the man tilted his head like a curiouse child.

Just then the woman returned, with Artemis.

"WREN!" she shouted but was cut short as the woman's fingers lengthened to almost four feet long and sharpened.

"Let her go!" Wren shouted but was held in place by Envy.

"We will if you agree to take this," Envy shuved a small red pill in her face.

"Is that..." Ed gasped and struggled but was met with a foot in his gut.

"TAKE IT!" ENVY then stuffed the pill into Wren's throat.

Wren choked and then swallowed involuntarily, a bitter taste spread through her mouth and a tight feeling in her stomach strenghtened.

Just then she looked up bleary eyed as the woman with long fingers struck through her sister.

"NOOO!" she screamed half in helplessness and half in pain.

That pain wracked her body and she collapsed into spasems. Just then part of the wall exploded and a large suit of armor charged out, alchemy flashing around him. Wren's vision blurred as another wave of pain went through her body and her mind dimmed.

The last thing she saw was Ed crouching next to her shaking her shoulder, Al defending against Envy and the lady with the long finger, and Artemis laying on the floor blood spreading around her.


Rin: DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!

Ed: You are so cruel! #$!&%

Al: Ya that was pretty bad

Envy: Well she did teach one lesson

Rin: Yes do not except red candy from strange men!

Envy: That's not what I ment!

Rin: Anyway thanks for reading and PLEASE REVIEW!