AUTHORS NOTE:

Here are my answers to the current reviews:

1. Yes, this is a reference to that said Simpsons episode, but I'm writing it in my own way.

2. I'll explain why Lisa didn't clone some kidneys for Lincoln in this chapter.

3. I'll make sure someone talks to Lynn Jr. about the mistakes she's made and she still has time to make amends.

At the hospital, the Loud Family, including Myrtle, the Casagrande Family, the McBride family, Mrs. Johnson, Principle Huggins, Girl Jordan, Liam, Zach, Rusty, even Christina, and Stella arrived. Even Flip was there (in an attempt to steal some towels, what? He's Flip. What were you expecting?) Lincoln was laying in his hospital bed, with several hospital appliances attached to him. A breathing machine hose connected to his nose and a few sensors were on his chest to calculate his heartbeat, which was still strong, but not for long. Lincoln was feeling miserable, he hadn't felt so much pain in his life.

Lynn Sr. was ashamed. "I can't believe Lynn ran off like this! Leaving her own flesh and blood to die!? That's uncalled for!". "Not even I would do that!", said Luna. Roberto Sr. sighed. "It's a heartbreaking situation", he said. Rita was worried. "Doctor, how much does he have left?" "Well if he doesn't get that kidney soon, he only has one day left." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", moaned Lincoln, "Am I dead yet?" "No, and you'll never will!", said Lana. "It huuuuuurts", Lincoln moaned again.

At that moment, two police officers walked in. One of them Rita recognized. "Schoffer?" The female police officer looked up at Rita. "Rita Loud", she said as she acknowledged her former parolee, "We got a call about a donor attempting to give a kidney, but ran off at the last second. Care to explain?" Rita took a deep breath and explained to Officer Schoffer, who was standing next to Lincoln, everything, about throwing Lincoln out, how he ended up eating a poisonous mushroom, Lynn running off the works. Schoffer gave Rita a smug look. "You are darn lucky that your son has dropped the charges, Mrs. Loud because if it was up to me, you'd be in handcuffs within a second". "The hospital staff tried to stop her", said Maria, "But apparently they were no match for the girl. She managed to take all of them down with her bare hands".

Roberto Sr. looked at his young patient and sighed. "We've got to find Lynn Jr. fast", he said. "Can everyone come outside the room so I can get a statement? We should give the kid here some space, it's kinda cramped in here," asked the other officer (this is the officer from the episode Driving Miss Hazy). Everyone went outside of the room, little did they know that Lincoln had pulled something out of Officer Schoffer's holster.


"Okay can I have a description of the runaway fugitive?" asked the police officer. "Well", said Lynn Sr., "Lynn is athletic, and brunette hair with a ponytail and has freckles on her face". "She would also probably be still wearing that hospital gown", said Rita. "I see", said Schoffer, "We'll do our best to find your daughter and bring her back here before your son...er...meets his maker". "Well thank you for everything officer", said Albert. The other officer turned to Roberto Sr. "How much time does the boy have?" "Lincoln should have about until tomorrow unless he gets the kidney", he said.

"I still can't understand one thing", said Lisa, "Why can't I clone a kidney for Lincoln out of the DNA I secretly took-er-I mean politely asked to get from him". "Sweetie, remember the last time you tried to clone something?", asked Rita, "It didn't turn out well". "Oh come on, so I ended up cloning Walt but that was only once and it didn't mean any harm-" "It tried to peck my eyeballs out!", said Lori. "Okay, so my technique didn't work". "Honey I think it's best to leave it to the doctors", said Lynn Sr. "But I'm a Doctor", said Lisa, "I have a P.H.D." "We know sweetie", said Lynn Sr., "But at this point, it's best to let the doctors do their job".

A thought came to Luna. "Lisa, why don't you make a cure for the mushroom?" "I would but alas it requires a lot of time, which is something that Lincoln doesn't have", said the 4-year-old child prodigy. Meanwhile, as the other officer was writing down Lynn Jr's description, he noticed something. "Schoffer...where's your revolver?"


Ronnie Anne quietly snuck away from the group and went back to Lincoln's room. She had Lincoln on her mind. She remembered the first time she met him. At first, she just saw him as another normal kid, but as time went on, she found herself attracted to the white-haired lad. And how did she get his attention? by bullying him. Ronnie Anne felt guilty about that, she should've gone straight up to Lincoln and offered her friendship. But she was known as the toughest girl in school so she guessed that wouldn't work. As Ronnie Anne began to contemplate her life, she walked into Lincoln's room and nearly gasped in shock. Lincoln was sitting up and was holding a revolver. He had the barrel pointing in his mouth!

"LINCOLN NO!" Ronnie Anne shouted as she ran towards her love interest and began to wrestle the gun out of his hands. "Lincoln! Let go of the gun!" Both 11-year-olds wrestled until Ronnie Anne managed to get the barrel of the gun out of Lincoln mouth and pointing towards the ceiling before it went off!

BOOM!

The bullet penetrated the plaster ceiling and some dust fell. At this point, Ronnie Anne managed to force the revolver out of Lincoln's hands. Then everyone ran back into Lincoln's room. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" shouted Ronnie Anne, "IS IT REALLY WORTH IT KILLING YOURSELF?" "But it hurts!" Lincoln sobbed as tears began to roll down his cheeks. By the sight of this, everyone knew what had happened. Ronnie Anne then turned to Christina, Stella, and Girl Jordan. "Get some duct tape", she said. "What for?" asked Stella. "I hate to do this", said Ronnie Anne, "But in order to keep Lincoln from killing himself, we're going to have to restrain him to his bedposts."

"WHAT! BUT YOU CAN'T!-" Lincoln cried before he felt another stabbing pain in his torso, "Owwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Within a few seconds, Ronnie Anne, Stella, Girl Jordan, and Christina had Lincoln tied to his bed. Ronnie Anne tied the right wrist, Stella on the left, Christina got the right ankle whilst Girl Jordan took care of the left one. "This is for your own good Lincoln", Girl Jordan said, "I'm sorry. But we can't have you trying to kill yourself". "But it hurts! It hurts so much! I-I-I just want the pain to stop", Lincoln sobbed. Rita rubbed his head. "I know sweetie, I know", she said tearfully.

Officer Schoffer put her revolver back in her holster. "I think it's best I keep the strap on", she said. The other officer nodded and then turned to Lynn Sr. "We'll do our best to find your daughter in time", he said before he and Schoffer left. At that moment Lola stepped onto a chair. "Listen up everyone", she said, "I won't have my big brother Linky suffering like this. I'm offering five...no six...wait". She pulled out several dollar bills from her pocket and counted them before saying "Alright, I'm putting up a bounty of $750.00 for the capture of my crud-head sister, Lynn! Dead or Alive! Preferably DEAD!" "Lola!", said Lynn Sr. sternly. "Alright fine! Bring her stinky butt back here alive!" "Now you're talkin' Flip's language!", said Flip, as if by magic, pulled out a tranquilizer gun and loaded a sleeping dart in the barrel. Then he went outside.


A little later, everyone was out and about town looking for Lynn Jr. Only the Loud Sisters, Pop-pop, Myrtle, Rita, Lynn Sr, even Aunt Ruth stayed behind at the hospital to look after Lincoln in case if he didn't try to commit suicide again. Agnes Johnson, who was also part of the search, was driving around town seeing if she can find Lynn Jr. She was shocked by how Lynn Jr. could just leave her younger brother like that, she was even more shocked at how Lincoln tried to shoot himself. At every nook and cranny, she looked high and low for the 13-year-old athlete.

A little while later, she felt her stomach growl and remembered that she didn't have lunch. She looked at her watch. 3:00 "I'd better stop to get something to-" Suddenly, Agnes saw something. "Hold on, is that?" Agnes pulled over to the side of the road and saw a brunette haired girl waring what looked like a hospital gown and an old bathrope. She got out of the car, walked closer to the girl, and got a better look. "Lynn Jr.?"