Merida was going too fast! She needed to slow down her pyrokinetic farts down. She knew she shouldn't have eaten that queserito from Taco Bell. If she didn't stop right now she was going to miss the truck home.
"You can do this Merida!" She said to herself. She just needed to do something dumb that a male would do in this particular situation. More specifically Ralph when he was trying to impress her. She needed to grab something strong and sturdy to slow herself down.
When Jack passed up Hiccup and Rapunzel he noticed that Merida was begging to struggle at stopping. He'd had to do something to stop. Something incredibly noble for his least favorite cousin. He sat down and calculated the angle of trajectory and he threw his staff to save her.
"Wait." He realized. "I just through my staff to save a flame head."
He face-palmed so loud that it could be heard from a block away. What he failed to see was that Merida was rocketing back at him. When he did look it was extremely too late. Merida crashed into him, making him crash into Hiccup, who was catching up to him, who crashed into Rapunzel. Her 70-foot golden locks caught onto the skyscraper and it got stretched all the way out, to four hundred feet, just before they hit the ground. Hiccup's teeth hit the ground making them stick to the ground.
"No, sudden movements." Rapunzel warned. But, mother nature was not on their side that day. A pigeon and a squirrel were fighting over a donut. The pigeon flew up with the donut in his feet and through the rodent into Hiccup's face which made his teeth come off the concrete. They all rocketed into the air!
"Ah! I wasn't ready!" Hiccup said as the wind blew in his hair. He formed his body to make an aerodynamic position and yelled "Faster!" He shot through the windows of North Company. He was going to rocket out of the building. He spined over a cubical and got a cake smashed in his face. He flew into the wall and came out to the bar where people were hitting each other with bats because of drunkenness. He crashed into another room and it was his father's office. Oh did he forget to mention that his father was a very wealthy CEO. His bad.
He got up and began to run home as he took the glass shards out of his shoes. He ran to the bathroom to get all of the insulation out of his hair. But, something happened that should never happen he saw a couple of men. Both heavy set with red hair. Both related. Age forty. In-laws. Both of Viking decent. His father and his uncle Spitleout.
He jumped a stall and hid in it. The two big men walked to the stalls and opened one each and sat there butt on the seats of the toilets. Hiccup jumped out of the stall and ran out of the room. Then he tripped over several bags.
Looks like Jackson had someone else to save! But, he decided against it. Hiccup wasn't a pain in his existence that he needed to save in order to stay alive for one more day. That was Merida till the end. Suddenly Hiccup came out of another window with Gronckle wings fluttering like a butterfly. He flew to the top of the roof where everyone else was.
"This... is.. the pickup... spot." Hiccup studdered. Lesson to the wise kids. Never rocket through a building.
"How are we gonna get down?" asked Rapunzel. "We just landed on a building that's windows."
"We dive." said Hiccup. He transformed into a Monstrous Nightmare and grabbed everyone with his muzzle. He blasted into the air and turned back to normal still with their hair in his mouth and they all fell down.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!" Jack screamed like he had super speed. They bounced off of the aunning and landed on each other.
"Hiccup?" Merida questioned
"Yes, Merida." Hiccup said.
"I HATE YOU!" She yelled.
"No fighting children." North said. They all looked up and he was right in front of them and he was wearing his Santa outfit and was holding ten bags. "Hiccup your father and your Uncle are back in your fathers office waiting for you. Your bags are already in the Ferrari."
"Bye grandpa!" Hiccup yelled as the rest of his family drove to their respective houses. He walked into the building and went to the to the boiler room where he had some buisness to take care of.
"Hiccup!" said, again the most terrible voice he had ever heard.
"Snotlout." Hiccup said. He looked back with anger in his eyes. The battle of the cousins must begin.
"MOMMY!" Hubert screamed as he ran into the living room. "I saw Grandpa's truck coming!"
Elinor got up and walked over to the window and indeed her Father-in-laws truck was sitting the driveway. The silhouette of her daughter jumping out seen in the light of the head lights of the shiny automobile. She and her duffle bag ran to the door as it was swung open by her mother.
"Merry Christmas Mom!" She cheered as she jumped into the womans arms.
"Oh, Merida I missed you so much." She let the girl go and walked back to her room. Merida following. Inside her parents room Merida saw the one thing she dreaded in life. The poofiest dress she had ever imagined.
"AH!"
She ran in supreme fear.
Rapunzel arrived at her home with little trouble. She had the most elegant family in the Northern tree. Her mother was the descendant of the Coronian Empire. So they got treated like royalty. Plus she only chose her father as a husband because he didn't know she was rich and he still liked her anyway.
She got out her key and unlocked the front door to the mansion. She emerged from behind the door and shut it back up.
"Mom! Daddy! I'm home!" She yelled into the giant house. She used her elastic hand to swing up to the second floor. She cartwheeled into the next room and past the Christmas Tree then into her parents room to see them, not there!
She ran to her room and she opened it slightly before peeking in. "She'll be here any minute and we can't have her seeing the surprise yet." That was her father and what exactly did they want her to not see.
She peeked in more and she saw that her father, mother, and her little brother, by five years, Pascal and they were all decorating her room with the colors of pink, yellow and t=she saw her wall mural being painted over!
"Ah!"
They looked back to see Rapunzel rush in and tackle them in a hug. "Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now I can't paint it over again!"
Jack was staying with his grandfather for the entire holiday season. His parents had to go on a business trip and no one actually cared that it was Christmas because the company his father worked for had no heart or Christmas spirit.
He and North stepped out of the truck and trudged up to the door. He waited for his big grandpa to finally reach the stinking door. But he was wearing his Santa outfit. And he was carrying ten bags full of Christmas gifts.
North had thought that he had dropped the kids off in the teen lounge inside the store so they couldn't see the presents he got for them. Plus he would probably just wait till Jack was asleep to wrap his gifts.
"OK, here's the plan!" North yelled as he locked the door. "We, wrap, then put under tree, then we wrap again."
"So what did you get everyone?" asked Jack.
North then looked up. "Not sure." He said.
Jack face palmed. "We should be able to figure it out. I mean everything that's girly is Punzie's, everything that's for a nerd is for Hiccup and everything that makes you look tough is for Merida.
Sorry this is late. But, as soon as I was about to update this new computer died. The next chapter is going to be Christmas Day and the one after that is New Years Day and then we go onto the main plot.
