Chapter 11. HUGE Shoutout my favorite ninja Kennichi, because I love him and he's reading my fanfic and ninja's are cool! So cool, that I've decided, to give my lovely readers a very special treat. Next chapter, not this one, the next one, NINJA'S ATTACK! Disclaimer. I dont own Transformers.

Chapter 11, Q is for question

Two week's after the twin's pulled a prank that would go down in autobot history as the most suicidal thing they had ever done, Ironhide had decided he looked good in pink. Why? Well, because little Sparkplug loved it. Suprising everyone, he agreed to keep it, only temperarily he reminded them. After all, one of the condition's of Bee getting full custody of the little girl had been that if she was ever unhappy with her current situation she would be handed over to the US goverment and placed in a suitable home among her own kind. Bee was back to himself again, bouncing, buzzing, humming and spouting out random songs, all of them about being happy. He, Sparkplug and Sam had started going for long drive's to get ice cream, which the little girl claimed was the yummiest stuff in existance. All in all, life had returned to normal. Sparkplug had returned to school, this time with a reserved parking spot right infront of the windows of her classroom for her giant robot gaurdians. Today, was show and tell day for Elwood elementary school's three kindergarten classes and they had decided to make it as school assembly. The student's all gathered on the lawn by the parking lot, which had been cleared out, all except for one very shiney yellow camaro. Bee thought he was going to die of pride as his little Sparkplug told everyone about her "daddy" and he burst into transformation, his 17 foot tall bipedal form glistening in the sunlight as the children gasped and stared in awe. For the first time, he realized why the twins were so obsessed with how they looked.

Later that day, as he sat at the lookout with Sam and Sparkplug sitting on his hood, enjoying the ice cream cone's they had picked up and Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus and the twins sat in a semi circle around them, Bee was fairly sure life couldnt possibly get any better.

Sparkplug "Bee?"

Bee "Yeah?"

Sparkplug "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Camaro."

Sam giggled.

Ironhide, chuckling "I bet you'll make one seriously cute Camaro Sparks."

Sparks "Hey Bee?"

Bee "Yeah?

Sparks "How do you turn into a Camaro?"

Bee was silent for a minute. Sam listened intently, this had been something he had wondered about.

Bee "You just, see yourself as being one."

Sparkplug "What's it feel like?"

Bee "Its strange at first, but you get use to the feeling. Like, someone is taking you apart and putting you back together again."

Sparkplug closed her eyes, a look of intense concentration on her angelic little face and Bee's spark twinged with sadness as he tried to figure out how to explain to her the transformation she was trying so hard to achieve would never happen. He had known this would come, the day when his little sparkling realized they werent the same and never would be.

Sparkplug "Am I a Camaro yet?"

Bee "Sparks..."

Sam "Sparkplug, humans can't transform into Camaro's"

Sparkplug opened her eyes, staring up at Sam with a look that broke Bee's spark.

Spark "I'm not a human! I'm an autobot!"

Bee whispered softly "No Sparks... "

Sparks then said something that Bee would never, in his endless existance, forget.

Sparks "I CAN BE AN AUTOBOT IN MY HEART, GRANDPA OPTIMUS SAID SO AND HE KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD"

Sam was silent.

Optimus "I do not know everything in the whole wide world Sparks."

Sparkplug "Yeah you do! Your the bestest!"

Sideswipe "No, I'm the bestest."

Everyone blinked at Sunswipe's sudden outburst, which had brought the conversation to a halt.

Sunstreaker. "Are not, I'm the bestest.

Sideswipe "Na Uh! I am!"

Sunstreaker "I know! Lets ask Sparkplug."

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe in unison "SPARKS! Which one of us is the bestest?"

As the little girl joined in the twin's fun, forgetting all about wanting to be a Camaro, Bee not for the first time wondered how the hell they did it.

Private Com-

Optimus "Eventually, she will figure it out for herself."

Ratchet "Until then, I see no reason to dash her hopes."

Ironhide "Poor kid."

Bee "Hey Ratchet?"

Ratchet "Yes Bee?"

Bee "Ever heard of a movie called Frankenstien?"

Ratchet. "Yes."

Bee "Maybe... Maybe we can turn her into a transformer"

Ratchet "Bee..."

Sunstreaker "Frankensparks! I like that idea"

Ironhide "You would."