K.A. Well, he he, this might not be what you expect. or maybe it is! I hope
you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: No I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Twister, or anything else I use!
'So,' Kaiba thought to himself. 'How shall I pass the time in the Palace of the Dorks tonight?' He didn't want to play some stupid retarded board game. That was beneath the CEO of KaibaCorp.
He walked down the hall to see Joey standing there with his hands in his pockets, laughing to himself.
Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Well, better than nothing," he murmured. He walked over to Joey. "What are you doing, Wheeler?"
Joey shrugged. "Nothin. What about you Kaiba?"
"Nothing."
They stood there in silence for a few moments.
"So............ wanna play Duel Monsters?" Joey asked.
Kaiba threw him a look. "Please, Wheeler, don't make tonight worse than it is, okay?"
"...Kay. Wanna go up to the attic and play dress-up?"
Kaiba looked at him like he had three heads. "Are you serious?"
Joey nodded. "It'll be fun."
Kaiba sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
Joey and Kaiba went up to the attic of the game shop and uncovered a trunk filled with old clothes.
"I wanna go first!" Joey screeched loudly.
Kaiba held up his hands in mock defeat. "By all means, go if it's your heart's desire."
"WHOO-HOO!" Joey grabbed a fistful of clothes. "Be right back."
MEANWHILE IN THE SHADOW REALM...
Yami Bakura whipped his cake out of the oven. He held it to his nose to smell the delectableness. The cake was vanilla and perfectly cooked all around.
(Smells good,) Bakura commented.
(Duh. I kick ass. Especially for you, hikari. I won't allow that bitch to ruin the cake you worked so hard on and get away with it.)
"Well, girl?" Yami Bakura snarled. "Let's see your fuckin piece of shit you call cake."
"Hey," Tea whined. "Stop talking mean. I'm gonna go cry."
"Wah wah wah, I couldn't give a rats ass if you cried your stupid little eyes out or dropped dead on the floor as I'm talking," Yami Bakura paused a moment, waiting for it.
"Damn," Tea was still standing, a pouty look on her face.
"Stop giving me that goofy ass look and pull out your cake."
Tea pulled the cake out of the oven. It was burnt.
"HAH!" Yami Bakura jumped in the air. "I win!"
Tea shrugged, looking scared. "Oh well."
"OH WELL?!" Yami Bakura screamed. "You fuck up a cake and go OH WELL?!"
"It's just a cake, Bakura," Tea squeaked.
"IT'S MORE THAN A CAKE, BITCH!" Yami Bakura yelled. "Baking a cake is an art form, that I've obviously mastered. YOU SUCK!"
Tea frowned. "I'm telling! You're picking on me!"
"You won't be able to tell anyone anything," Yami Bakura whispered, his millennium ring hungrily lighting up.
(I'm going to punish her for her insolence.)
(Okay. I never liked her anyway,) Bakura replied.
"Take this!" Yami Bakura pointed his ring at Tea, and a blinding light filled the room.
When the light died down, Tea was standing there with a confused look on her face.
"So. what just happened?" She asked.
(What? My magic didn't work?)
(What did you do?) Bakura asked the spirit.
(The ring was supposed to curse her by filling her head with air and making her clueless the rest of her life. but it didn't seem to work.)
Bakura sighed in his head. (Of course it didn't work! She is ALREADY a clueless, stupid airhead!)
(Shit! I should've known!)
BACK TO THE GAME OF DEATH
Yea! Back to me!
Well.. nothing to get excited about.
Considering the situation with my damn Yami.
"Wow, Marik!" Yugi exclaimed. "You're hair looks different! Like mine! AWWW! You wanna be my twin?"
(Give a smartass answer,) I said.
(Don't tell me what to do.)
(Fuck you!)
(No, fuck you!)
"Why, thank you, Yugi!I take that as a compliment!" My Yami jumped up and patted his hair. "I admire you so much!"
(What the fuck are you doing?!) I asked, exasperated.
(Yugi is a little cutie pie! Why do you hate him?)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"How did you do that with out me seeing?" Duke asked, awed.
"I have a lot of neat tricks," My Yami whispered seductively.
(Damn it stop it!)
(This guy is cute, too. He's the one who's been hitting on you, Marik?)
(.. shut up.)
(Why do you refuse someone so sexy? Mm, look at that tight little ass!)
(Shut the fuck up! Let me back in!)
(No!)
Damn that fuckhead.
"So. do you wanna play again?" Duke asked.
"Let's... play something else." My Yami replied.
"What?" Yugi asked excitedly.
"Well, let's go to your bedroom and you'll find out exactly the game that I have in mind."
(I hate you,) I told my Yami.
"Um, let's play that game later," Duke said quickly, but seemed excited at the idea.
"Promise?"
Duke nodded happily.
"What do you guys want to do next?" Yugi asked, totally missing what just happened.
"Whatever Marik wants to do," Duke looked at me with stars in his eyes.
No, it was my Yami. Not me.
I am so disgusted with myself!
"Let's..watch a movie. I have one," my Yami said.
"Yes! Where is everyone?" Yugi asked.
"All I need is you guys. The mood will be set better if it's just us," my Yami replied in a somewhat seductive tone.
My Yami went to Yugi's room and grabbed my movie.
(Ha ha I brought a movie that will scare the pants off those fuckers,) I told my Yami.
He didn't reply.
My Yami joined Duke and Yugi in the T.V. room.
"Marik, I saved you a seat," Duke, sitting in a loveseat, patted the spot right next to him.
"Yea!" My Yami hungrily jumped into the seat and snuggled up to Duke.
My life is officially wrecked. I mean, thanks to my Yami, Duke probably thinks I have the hots for him now.
"Marik, you're acting different now," Yugi noted.
"I know. I just realized how cool you guys were!"
Yugi smiled. "I'm glad you decided to stay aboard the fun train with us."
"It'll be a fun ride," Duke added.
I'll bet.
"I like riding," my Yami whispered in Duke's ear.
(Do you know how much I hate you?) I asked my Yami.
(Mm, Duke is warm and comfy.)
(Stop being creepy and punch him in the face! Now!)
(Stop being a meanie, Marik! These guys are cool!)
Oh, no he just did not tell me that.
"I love you guys," my Yami announced.
"AWW! I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING ON!" Yugi screamed, jumping out of his seat. He plopped himself on Duke and my Yami.
"Yea!" Yugi squealed, wrapping his arms around us. I couldn't exactly feel it, not being in control, but I sensed Yugi's touch.
And felt majorly creeped.
Was he doing this to piss me off?
"I feel good after giving hugs," Yugi announced. "It makes me feel loved."
Duke grinned. "I know. Hugs are magical."
I wish I was in control to magically shove my foot up both of their asses.
My Yami squealed, flapping his arms prissily.
(Stop.)
(NO!)
Everyone turned their attention to the screen to a gory scene going on in the movie(A/N Just make one up in your head if you want).
"AAHHHH!" Yugi screamed. "What's that red stuff coming out of that girl's chest?"
"I.. I DON'T KNOW!" Duke screeched.
Man, I wish I was in control right now.
"Man! That's red stuff is really gushing out!" Yugi started shaking uncontrollably. "I'm scared!"
IT'S BLOOD YOU RETARDS!
I knew they were goody goody but DAMN!
Thry have been really sheltered.
"That man just poked another man with a long silver knife thingy!" Duke screamed. "More red stuff is coming out!"
"Is that red stuff in me, too?" Yugi wondered. "I've never seen it before."
Why don't I stab you and see what happens, Yugi?
(Show him in person the mysterious red liquid,) I said.
(AWW! I think I should comfort him!)
"Yugi, poke me and see if I have red stuff, too!" Duke suggested.
"Okay!"
He he aww this is going to be good.
"NO, WAIT!" My Yami shouted. "That's not a good idea."
"Why, Marik?" Yugi asked.
K.A. Well? He he I thought it would be funny to have his Yami act like that, but what do you guys think? Please R&R and tell me!
DISCLAIMER: No I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Twister, or anything else I use!
'So,' Kaiba thought to himself. 'How shall I pass the time in the Palace of the Dorks tonight?' He didn't want to play some stupid retarded board game. That was beneath the CEO of KaibaCorp.
He walked down the hall to see Joey standing there with his hands in his pockets, laughing to himself.
Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Well, better than nothing," he murmured. He walked over to Joey. "What are you doing, Wheeler?"
Joey shrugged. "Nothin. What about you Kaiba?"
"Nothing."
They stood there in silence for a few moments.
"So............ wanna play Duel Monsters?" Joey asked.
Kaiba threw him a look. "Please, Wheeler, don't make tonight worse than it is, okay?"
"...Kay. Wanna go up to the attic and play dress-up?"
Kaiba looked at him like he had three heads. "Are you serious?"
Joey nodded. "It'll be fun."
Kaiba sighed. "Fine. Let's go."
Joey and Kaiba went up to the attic of the game shop and uncovered a trunk filled with old clothes.
"I wanna go first!" Joey screeched loudly.
Kaiba held up his hands in mock defeat. "By all means, go if it's your heart's desire."
"WHOO-HOO!" Joey grabbed a fistful of clothes. "Be right back."
MEANWHILE IN THE SHADOW REALM...
Yami Bakura whipped his cake out of the oven. He held it to his nose to smell the delectableness. The cake was vanilla and perfectly cooked all around.
(Smells good,) Bakura commented.
(Duh. I kick ass. Especially for you, hikari. I won't allow that bitch to ruin the cake you worked so hard on and get away with it.)
"Well, girl?" Yami Bakura snarled. "Let's see your fuckin piece of shit you call cake."
"Hey," Tea whined. "Stop talking mean. I'm gonna go cry."
"Wah wah wah, I couldn't give a rats ass if you cried your stupid little eyes out or dropped dead on the floor as I'm talking," Yami Bakura paused a moment, waiting for it.
"Damn," Tea was still standing, a pouty look on her face.
"Stop giving me that goofy ass look and pull out your cake."
Tea pulled the cake out of the oven. It was burnt.
"HAH!" Yami Bakura jumped in the air. "I win!"
Tea shrugged, looking scared. "Oh well."
"OH WELL?!" Yami Bakura screamed. "You fuck up a cake and go OH WELL?!"
"It's just a cake, Bakura," Tea squeaked.
"IT'S MORE THAN A CAKE, BITCH!" Yami Bakura yelled. "Baking a cake is an art form, that I've obviously mastered. YOU SUCK!"
Tea frowned. "I'm telling! You're picking on me!"
"You won't be able to tell anyone anything," Yami Bakura whispered, his millennium ring hungrily lighting up.
(I'm going to punish her for her insolence.)
(Okay. I never liked her anyway,) Bakura replied.
"Take this!" Yami Bakura pointed his ring at Tea, and a blinding light filled the room.
When the light died down, Tea was standing there with a confused look on her face.
"So. what just happened?" She asked.
(What? My magic didn't work?)
(What did you do?) Bakura asked the spirit.
(The ring was supposed to curse her by filling her head with air and making her clueless the rest of her life. but it didn't seem to work.)
Bakura sighed in his head. (Of course it didn't work! She is ALREADY a clueless, stupid airhead!)
(Shit! I should've known!)
BACK TO THE GAME OF DEATH
Yea! Back to me!
Well.. nothing to get excited about.
Considering the situation with my damn Yami.
"Wow, Marik!" Yugi exclaimed. "You're hair looks different! Like mine! AWWW! You wanna be my twin?"
(Give a smartass answer,) I said.
(Don't tell me what to do.)
(Fuck you!)
(No, fuck you!)
"Why, thank you, Yugi!I take that as a compliment!" My Yami jumped up and patted his hair. "I admire you so much!"
(What the fuck are you doing?!) I asked, exasperated.
(Yugi is a little cutie pie! Why do you hate him?)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"How did you do that with out me seeing?" Duke asked, awed.
"I have a lot of neat tricks," My Yami whispered seductively.
(Damn it stop it!)
(This guy is cute, too. He's the one who's been hitting on you, Marik?)
(.. shut up.)
(Why do you refuse someone so sexy? Mm, look at that tight little ass!)
(Shut the fuck up! Let me back in!)
(No!)
Damn that fuckhead.
"So. do you wanna play again?" Duke asked.
"Let's... play something else." My Yami replied.
"What?" Yugi asked excitedly.
"Well, let's go to your bedroom and you'll find out exactly the game that I have in mind."
(I hate you,) I told my Yami.
"Um, let's play that game later," Duke said quickly, but seemed excited at the idea.
"Promise?"
Duke nodded happily.
"What do you guys want to do next?" Yugi asked, totally missing what just happened.
"Whatever Marik wants to do," Duke looked at me with stars in his eyes.
No, it was my Yami. Not me.
I am so disgusted with myself!
"Let's..watch a movie. I have one," my Yami said.
"Yes! Where is everyone?" Yugi asked.
"All I need is you guys. The mood will be set better if it's just us," my Yami replied in a somewhat seductive tone.
My Yami went to Yugi's room and grabbed my movie.
(Ha ha I brought a movie that will scare the pants off those fuckers,) I told my Yami.
He didn't reply.
My Yami joined Duke and Yugi in the T.V. room.
"Marik, I saved you a seat," Duke, sitting in a loveseat, patted the spot right next to him.
"Yea!" My Yami hungrily jumped into the seat and snuggled up to Duke.
My life is officially wrecked. I mean, thanks to my Yami, Duke probably thinks I have the hots for him now.
"Marik, you're acting different now," Yugi noted.
"I know. I just realized how cool you guys were!"
Yugi smiled. "I'm glad you decided to stay aboard the fun train with us."
"It'll be a fun ride," Duke added.
I'll bet.
"I like riding," my Yami whispered in Duke's ear.
(Do you know how much I hate you?) I asked my Yami.
(Mm, Duke is warm and comfy.)
(Stop being creepy and punch him in the face! Now!)
(Stop being a meanie, Marik! These guys are cool!)
Oh, no he just did not tell me that.
"I love you guys," my Yami announced.
"AWW! I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING ON!" Yugi screamed, jumping out of his seat. He plopped himself on Duke and my Yami.
"Yea!" Yugi squealed, wrapping his arms around us. I couldn't exactly feel it, not being in control, but I sensed Yugi's touch.
And felt majorly creeped.
Was he doing this to piss me off?
"I feel good after giving hugs," Yugi announced. "It makes me feel loved."
Duke grinned. "I know. Hugs are magical."
I wish I was in control to magically shove my foot up both of their asses.
My Yami squealed, flapping his arms prissily.
(Stop.)
(NO!)
Everyone turned their attention to the screen to a gory scene going on in the movie(A/N Just make one up in your head if you want).
"AAHHHH!" Yugi screamed. "What's that red stuff coming out of that girl's chest?"
"I.. I DON'T KNOW!" Duke screeched.
Man, I wish I was in control right now.
"Man! That's red stuff is really gushing out!" Yugi started shaking uncontrollably. "I'm scared!"
IT'S BLOOD YOU RETARDS!
I knew they were goody goody but DAMN!
Thry have been really sheltered.
"That man just poked another man with a long silver knife thingy!" Duke screamed. "More red stuff is coming out!"
"Is that red stuff in me, too?" Yugi wondered. "I've never seen it before."
Why don't I stab you and see what happens, Yugi?
(Show him in person the mysterious red liquid,) I said.
(AWW! I think I should comfort him!)
"Yugi, poke me and see if I have red stuff, too!" Duke suggested.
"Okay!"
He he aww this is going to be good.
"NO, WAIT!" My Yami shouted. "That's not a good idea."
"Why, Marik?" Yugi asked.
K.A. Well? He he I thought it would be funny to have his Yami act like that, but what do you guys think? Please R&R and tell me!
