AN: Wats a marry sue? Coz us fink bambis 1 lol silly peppl i can so rite nd spell! Nd ireed my immortal nd it was nuffin lik dis! Good eviowws plz! O nd srri 4 how lng di chappie tok i had 2 do extra english classs coz my mum nd teachers tink im 2 gud 4 da clas im in now.

I cryd as he pushd mk ova. a grabbd da owrd o wanky nd smashd it in2 his heert

GHaha i win" i yelled lahguu ing

Then a guy dat licked lik volecemort flew n on a vroomn.

It was...Vlldermort! ' 'i screemd.

VoldrermotrYelled "elli jelli!" nd my screeem stooped.
"Shut up!" he sad i nobbed

"I love u bambiu/ bc u r mi daghtr "he sid

I gosped"Lik no way, u r kiddng, u ltle kidder."

"No joke, i lik am ur dad."he sayed bac

"OMFG no way, i havnt had a dad b4."i sgyaed back

"U do now, wanna hug?"he said bak

"Sure"i sad and i hugd him.

"Gud job stopng james Bamb,k i fink u just savd da world."he said bck.

It was nic to have a dad.
Volodermort unfreezed every1 nd sent thm bac 2 da castle nd i follwed dad 2 da fobbiden tree

we sat in da forbidden tre bc we r 2 cool 4 rulz, nd talked abou mme until suddenly... Lumkin appeard!1

Lunpin stated shot ing mi dad

"Stoop it, he mi dad!" i yelld lunapij

"He l;id we aint ur dada!"lunapik yelled bac

"Wat? how d u kno!"i yelld bac

"Bc, i am ur father" sayed ...serious blck!111

"4 realz?'i assed.

"yes, i hav a blod tst 2 prov it" he sd bck

"U LIED TO ME!11'IYELLed voldtermote

"Bahahahahai"he laffed, laffingly"im out l8er banmbit"
Nd he disaprde!11