AN: Wats a marry sue? Coz us fink bambis 1 lol silly peppl i can so rite nd spell! Nd ireed my immortal nd it was nuffin lik dis! Good eviowws plz! O nd srri 4 how lng di chappie tok i had 2 do extra english classs coz my mum nd teachers tink im 2 gud 4 da clas im in now.
I cryd as he pushd mk ova. a grabbd da owrd o wanky nd smashd it in2 his heert
GHaha i win" i yelled lahguu ing
Then a guy dat licked lik volecemort flew n on a vroomn.
It was...Vlldermort! ' 'i screemd.
VoldrermotrYelled "elli jelli!" nd my screeem stooped.
"Shut up!" he sad i nobbed
"I love u bambiu/ bc u r mi daghtr "he sid
I gosped"Lik no way, u r kiddng, u ltle kidder."
"No joke, i lik am ur dad."he sayed bac
"OMFG no way, i havnt had a dad b4."i sgyaed back
"U do now, wanna hug?"he said bak
"Sure"i sad and i hugd him.
"Gud job stopng james Bamb,k i fink u just savd da world."he said bck.
It was nic to have a dad.
Volodermort unfreezed every1 nd sent thm bac 2 da castle nd i follwed dad 2 da fobbiden tree
we sat in da forbidden tre bc we r 2 cool 4 rulz, nd talked abou mme until suddenly... Lumkin appeard!1
Lunpin stated shot ing mi dad
"Stoop it, he mi dad!" i yelld lunapij
"He l;id we aint ur dada!"lunapik yelled bac
"Wat? how d u kno!"i yelld bac
"Bc, i am ur father" sayed ...serious blck!111
"4 realz?'i assed.
"yes, i hav a blod tst 2 prov it" he sd bck
"U LIED TO ME!11'IYELLed voldtermote
"Bahahahahai"he laffed, laffingly"im out l8er banmbit"
Nd he disaprde!11
