Hey there guys! How are you doing?
First I want to thank Nightshade for sending me her clan's info AND being so interested in this story, It is quite refreshing to know that you love this story to the degree to give your ideas, they are pretty cool indeed, also I want to thank Angel and ZGero1669 for sending me their clans info and cheering me on, and last but not less important, THANKS YOU guys for reviewing this story, it drives me to continue each week knowing that there is people who likes this little project of mine and that is also part of Shadow's challenge.
And to Shadow, once again, thank you for your interest in my story, is good to know that I'm getting better enough to meet the standards of this challenge.
Now that all that emotive crap is out of the way lets get on with the story!
Pervert! X Senseless! X Fight!
"Bastard! I will kill you!"
"What's happening here?" Asked Naruto arriving with Kakashi and Kirie.
Sasuke was knocked out with a big bump in his head and a perverted grin.
"This duck-butt! He touched..." Fu started to flush just thinking what had happened
"I feel so dirty!" Fu started to run inside the house crying.
Haku just sighed and looked at Naruto.
"What happened was..."
X Flashback X
"Come on Haku I know you can do better than that, your aim is pretty good!"
Fu and Haku were sparring while certain Uchiha was training near the house.
"What is that" asked Sasuke to himself and went to check the training duo.
He got up of a tree to see better and get out of their way when suddenly Haku kicked Fu so hard that she slammed against the same tree where Sasuke was making him fail on top of Fu...face first...and well he landed in something...
"Soft..." said Sasuke moving his hand to the "pillow" that stopped his fall "...very soft" he gave a squish to the pillow and then looked at it.
Fu was clenching her fist at that moment...Oh she would kill him...She would DESTROY every part of his body.
Green chakra started pumping into her fists and looked at Sasuke who was still gripping her boob.
Sasuke looked to Fu and squashed once more, to tell the true it was the first time he touched a female body and he didn't know what the hell to do, he was actually so lost in thoughts that he never saw the punch coming to him knocking him out.
X End of Flashback X
"...He just didn't want to let her go, he is such a pervert" frowned Haku while turning her head upwards in an indignant way.
Kakashi inspected him and deduced that it would take him at least an hour or two to wake up, he looked up to see Sakura and saw her touch her own...well the lack of them while kiba was laughing his ass out.
Just at that moment Itachi arrived to see the scene, he looked at Naruto who just shrugged as if nothing was wrong with them being there.
Itachi nodded and went to the house, Kakashi looked at him with distrust but then remembered that he wanted to talk with Tazuna.
"Tazuna-san is good to see you well, I would like to apologize for the foolish act of my team when we were supposed to help you" Kakashi bowed down to Tazuna in an apologetic way.
"Nevermind they were totally fair when they gave up on the mission, but let me tell you that for that reason I'm not going to pay anything to Konoha at all, after all you guys left me to die not even trying to protect me from bandits, while it is true that there were some ninja who attacked me, there would have been bandits too" Tazuna just scratched the back of his head.
"Just don't expect to be treated like royalty, it was Naruto-sama who decided to help us without pay, and just as your genin had their monetary reasons to not take the mission further, in the same way I have my reasons to not let YOU take the mission again, but we will negotiate with Fire, Wind and Tea countries " Tazuna entered his house to get some rest and food before he had to go back to the bridge with his next guard.
Kakashi only sighed and went to his team, while it was true they wouldn't be doing anything Kakashi still had some honor to take back, and he needed to teach something good to Naruto if he wanted to start making amends.
Sakura started to heal Sasuke mumbling something about "bigger breasts" and " weirdos trying to steal her Sasuke".
Hinata appeared through the door looking for Naruto, she saw him next to Kirie and went to hug him and kiss him "everything is ready, if you are hungry you can come now before it gets cold" she gave him a smile and he nodded.
This didn't went unnoticed for Kiba who got jealous to see Hinata kiss the dobe. He didn't hated Naruto and he never treated him bad at all, but he also had a crush on Hinata since they were 6 years old and he couldn't forget when he got news of her being kidnaped.
"Hey Hinata-chan wanna see my new moves?" asked Kiba trying to get some attention to himself.
"Oh hey Inuzuka-san..." That was like a backstab "...did you say something?" now that broke his spirits.
Hinata had been so focused on Naruto that she only heard mumblings when Kiba said something to her.
"I..." He couldn't finish as Hinata was already dragging Naruto away.
"Come on Naruto-kun the food will get cold if we don't hurry and I made your favorite" Naruto carried Hinata at hearing that.
"Ramen! Yay!" And both of them disappeared leaving Kiba there just looking to the door.
X 5 days later X
Hinata had finished training with her chains and was now resting looking at Naruto and Kakashi train.
"Hey Hina-chan!" called her Kiba "What are you doing?"
"I'm watching Naruto train with Hatake-san" smiled Hinata.
"Ha! that dobe is just wasting sensei's time, he wouldn't master anything even if his life was on the line right! hahaha!" mocked Kiba sitting besides Hinata and passing his arm behind her shoulder.
Just as he was going to hug her Hinata stood up "Inuzuka-san! If you ever say something like that about my boyfriend I WILL kill you got it? Naruto is ten times better than you! Oh and before I forget, Don't ever call me Hina-chan again! only Naruto-kun can call me that got it!" She then started walking away.
Kibas was just speechless at this, Hinata used to be a shy girl and he liked her because she always looked like she would do everything her male would do.
Oh yeah Kiba definitely liked a girl he could boss around, someone that would never say no to him, so this new Hinata was something he didn't expect.
Sakura had seen all of this and went to Kiba "Hey don't worry, if she doesn't like you is her lost right? you just need to move on"
Kiba looked at her and just snorted "Yeah right, that coming from you is actually refreshing" he got up and walked away.
"What is his problem!" mumbled an angry Sakura, and then something black caught her eye "Sasuke-kun wait!"
Naruto stopped the training, and damn it was hard to try and control elemental chakra.
Hinata quickly got him a drink "You did good Naruto-kun but you should try and concentrate less chakra, when you are training sometimes your chakra mix and thats what makes it harder, try to concentrate more Wind chakra and less neutral chakra" Naruto nodded hearing Hinata's advices.
"Thanks Hina-chan I will try that!" Naruto concentrated again but this time following Hinata's advice.
Soon he started to create a Rasengan but instead of using neutral chakra it was wind chakra (A/N:Is not the Rasenshuriken yet, think of it as only adding the element but is not fully develop)
"Good job Naruto-kun!" cheered Hinata.
Naruto used it in a tree and the outcome was astounding "Wow that was totally AWESOME!" The tree had been blown away from the roots and the only remnants were some trunks and leaves of the now destroyed tree.
"Lets get some rest Naruto-kun" Hinata attached herself to Naruto's right arm and walked away.
xX At the Bridge Xx
"Well this is certainly a big help, thanks to Naruto-sama we will finish this bridge in no time!" he said looking at the three hundred clones helping with everything.
"How long will it take you to finish the bridge?" Asked Zabuza who was sitting in the edge of the bridge.
"At this rate I say two more weeks" Zabuza nodded.
X With Haku X
"You know what! you are getting on my nerves!" said an annoyed Haku to Sasuke.
After he had seen how strong she was, he quickly decided that Haku would be a fine woman to be the mother of his childs.
"I'm from the Uchiha clan you know? there are lots of girls dying to receive this kind of attention" Said Sasuke smirking, if had been paying attention he would have seen Itachi sneaking out of the house and going to the bridge.
The reason they had not fought was because Itachi always sneaked behind Sasuke's back (something that was too easy for him) or Sasuke was always unconscious, but he had never seen Itachi.
"I don't care if you are the king of the emos, you are a pest that is for sure, and why don't you just give this "attention" to that pinkie who looks like she is dying for it? I'm not interested in you and never will I" Haku started retreating to the woods trying to find Hinata and parry with her, maybe that would make him go away.
"You know you want it, so stop playing around and just say you will be my wife, it would make your life easier" said Sasuke with an arrogant grin.
"You know what fuck you, im tired of you" Haku then whistled.
X At the Bridge X
"And then..." Zabuza was telling Tazuna an story when something caught his ear, a whistle, but not just any whistle...
"HAKU!" Zabuza got up and made a water clone "He will protect you until i come back or the next guard comes ok?" Tazuna nodded and saw him dash like a mad man.
X Haku X
"What was that?" asked Sasuke confused by this.
"Oh you will see, and you just an advice, start running for your life" answered Haku smiling sweetly at him.
"Why?..." just as he was going to say something a big sword almost cut his head off
"What the hell are you doing to MY Haku-chan bastard?" asked Zabuza with a madman grin.
"Nothing sir, I was just..." he couldn't say anything more as Zabuza used one of the holes in the Kubikiribocho.
"Haku doesn't whistle just for fun you know?, there is only one reason she would ever do it" Zabuza got closer to the boy until they were face to face "Do you know what is that reason?"
"No sir..." Sasuke gulped.
Haku was trying so hard to not laugh, but it was impossible, the Uchiha had already wet his pants
"Well I do know...and the reason is because there is a pervert annoying her...do you know how do i deal with those perverts?" Asked Zabuza once again to the boy.
Sasuke didn't want to answer that but he knew he would be in deeper shit if he didn't "No sir..."
"I take the legs so they can't run, then the arms to make them scream and so on until they can't anymore" Zabuza started laughing like a madman.
Sasuke couldn't take it anymore and started to run for his life.
"YES! RUN! MAKE IT MORE ENTERTAINING FOR ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zabuza then started to run after the boy.
Haku couldn't take it anymore and started to laugh rolling in the floor. Naruto and Hinata saw her laughing and asked her what happened.
"Well you see, Sasuke was trying to hit on me and lets just say that Tou-san is not too fond of people who bothers me" The sand genins joined Haku laughing at the image of Sasuke running away from Zabuza.
After a while they stopped laughing "So how is your training going guys?"
"I've been practicing elemental chakra and seals, it was hard at first and fuuinjutsu was boring like hell, but I'm getting the hang of it, actually I have a gift for Zabuza but I will try it later" Haku nodded and looked at Hinata.
"I have been training with my chains and water chakra, I can already use them into my own style and the jyuuken" said Hinata with a smile.
Haku went and hugged Hinata, the two had become good friends after declaring war with Sakura when she mocked Haku's sense of fashion.
X Flashback X
"You call that feminine? you look like a boy right Hinata?" Sakura started laughing at Haku, but Hinata just shook her head.
"I think it looks good on you Haku-chan, it is useful too in battle as it doesn't get on the way" Said Hinata complementing Haku's hair.
"You must be kidding Hinata, her hair is horrible!" yelled Sakura.
"Well excuse me princess but not everyone has the luck to be astounding like you" Said Haku in a sarcastic way.
Sakura started using her only way to communicate with others to make them see things her way... she yelled.
Haku and Hinata decided to ignore her and started walking away "Hinata-chan i love your hair when you are using your chains, is so pretty" complemented Haku.
"Thank you Haku-chan, is a memento from Naruto's mother" and just like that they left Sakura there yelling to the trees.
X Flashback end X
After that they had become good friends, Haku, Hinata and Fu were always training together.
"Hey guys come on the food is getting cold!" Yelled Fu from the house and the girls plus Naruto started running towards her.
"Fu-chan I think is your turn to guard Tazuna-san right?" Fu nodded and went into the house to eat.
X Two weeks later X
Days went by and the bridge was almost done, but they had not seen Gato in all this time, that was until...
"Come on Tazuna-san we need to finish just the last part and everything will be ready" Said Naruto who was guarding Tazuna.
"Right Naruto-sama, Thanks for your help! it was thanks to you and your clones that we finished this bridge" bowed Tazuna.
"And is a shame it is going down right now!" yelled a gnome at the distance with a bunch of men around him (That doesn't sound good)
"Gato!" yelled Tazuna.
"You had been a nuisance for my plans all this time Tazuna but no more!" yelled Gato
"So this little gnome is Gato? wow he doesn't inspire that much respect right?" some of the tugs that heard him just nodded and Gato got mad at this.
"Watch your mouth brat! come on men kill him!" The tugs charged against Naruto and Tazuna "Now your bridge and your home will be destroyed! HAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*" Gato started laughing like a madman
Naruto sweat-dropped and created an army of Shadow clones to charge against the mercenaries.
"I don't think thats gonna happen!" Gato looked to the new voice behind him and say a little boy with all the villagers at his side, farmers, lumberjacks, even some random babies with wipes and lego torches in their mothers arms were against Gato.
"What happened to my men!" asked a furious Gato
"Oh they are being taken care of" Gato growled and charged against Tazuna.
AND THE EPIC BATTLE HAD BEGUN!
"Try this! Bitchslap" Gato attacked Tazuna but the bridge builder dodged easily mostly because the gnome couldn't reach his face.
"Ha! is that all you can do? Nutcracker" Tazuna delivered a kick to Gato's jewels.
Naruto saw this and just shook his head "I guess i better finish this! Vermilion Rasengan!" Naruto slammed one of his new version of the Rasengan in to Gato.
The mercenaries saw this and decided to run for their lives.
Itachi landed next to Naruto, he had been hiding from Sasuke the whole time.
"Well that was unexpected, but the bridge is finished and Gato is dead" said Itachi walking to Gato's body, he was about to take off his head when Kakashi beat him to it and sealed it in a scroll.
"Looks like you still need training Itachi, I will take Gato's head as it is our mission to kill him, with this we can atleast say it was a successful mission" with that Kakashi disappeared before Itachi could do anything.
"That damn BASTARD he stole our kill!" yelled Naruto.
"Well it doesn't matter, we have the body" Itachi sealed the body and send it via crow to the Kazekage, "Now we need to finish some business here like for example going to Whirlpool"
Naruto nodded and turned to Tazuna "Lets go home oldman we have some plannings to do".
And that is all guys, hope you liked this one, now I know it was a bit of a crack, but i hope it serves those who were trying to spoil themselves and some of you in the process.
OMAKE
Team Kakashi were already in Konoha.
"I can't believe that the dobe is getting better, i need to train more" said Kiba.
"Ha! he is just lucky because his brother helped him train when he was a child" Sakura said to Kiba but got Sasuke's attention for the first time in his life.
"What brother? he is an orphan" Sasuke was confused by this information
"Well you know that brother of his, he was with us in Wave all the time, what was his name again?" Sakura put a finger under her chin trying to remember Itachi's nam and look cute for Sasuke at the same time.
"Itachi Uchiha" interrupted Kakashi " His name is Itachi Uchiha"
Sasuke's eyes widened at this "What! you mean that Itachi was there the whole month and I never noticed?"
"Well you were either unconscious or brooding, or running away from Zabuza each time you tried to get close to Haku-chan, or you are just plain stupid" answered Kakashi taking out his book and walking away.
"DAMN IT!" yelled Sasuke to the sky.
Now I had fun writing this and I hope you had yours reading it.
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