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"The Evil Villain Meeting shall now come to order!"

Icy banged her ice mallet on the desk in front of her.

In the room which was decorated in a typical evil villain fashion, several individuals were seated in black thrones with grey cushions.

Lord Darkar, Valtor, Mandragora, the Wizards of the Black Circle, The Ancestral Witches, Tritannus, the other Trix and even minor antagonists such as Chimera, Countess Cassandra, Diaspro and Mitzi were present.

"Alright. Now that you've all been released from prison, brought back from exile or resurrected for no good reason, we'll start the meeting. Now, my sisters and I have come across an… interesting website…" Icy started.

"A website? You resurrected me for a website?" Darkar would have raised an eyebrow- if he had one.

"It's not just any website, Darkar. So shut up and pay attention. Stormy…" Icy gestured to the weather witch who sent lightning bolts at the ground in front of every villain present other than her coven sisters.

Many of them jumped or flew back startled.

"What the hell was that for?" Mitzi snapped.

"Wait and see!" Darcy snapped back.

Soon enough, computer stations rose up in the same spots that Stormy's lightning struck.

"Well, go ahead…" Icy gestured to the computers and they all moved forward.

"I don't see what's so bad about it yet…" Chimera said, raising an eyebrow as she looked through the listing.

"Neither do I, daughter dear…" Cassandra mirrored her daughter's expression.

"Speak for yourself…" Tritannus muttered.

"Is something wrong with their education systems in their realms of origin?" Mandragora wondered.

"Perhaps not. They seem okay sometimes, but then there are some others who just don't seem to care…" Diaspro commented.

"And they don't seem to respond very well to criticism…" Ogron clicked a few times.

"You're telling me! I found an author's note in this one saying that she doesn't care what people think of her story- when there are quite a few glaring errors in it!" Gantlos held up his hands in frustration.

"And the plagiarizers. Let's not forget the plagiarisers. That seems to be a bit of a problem here too…" Anagan said.

"No wonder. I saw one of the good writers say on their profile that this places is nicknames the "Pit of Voles" or "The Pit" for short." Duman said.

"And let's not forget…" Diaspro said.

"The Mary-Sues…" Everyone chorused in unison.

"Oh, look at this one! From the reviews, it looks as if they deleted the last posting of this story just to get rid of the "bad" reviews! Didn't help, since those same reviewers are back and harsher than ever…" Tritannus said, chuckling.

After a while and a few other traded comments, they noticed that one of them was oddly silent and even twitching slightly.

"What's up with you, Valtor?" Chimera turned to him raising an eyebrow.

At this, everyone else turned to him and noticed his hand twitching on the mouse.

"Yeah Valtor. What's wrong?" The Trix chorused, snickering.

"I don't even know how to describe this one at all… I just don't know…" He shook his head in disbelief.

"Valtor's speechless? There's something you don't see every day…" Darcy snickered.

"Yeah. You have quite the way with words, Valtor. How come you don't have anything else to say this time?" Icy joined Darcy in her snickering.

"You don't think he found… the Sparxshipping stories, do you?" At this pronouncement from Stormy, all three sisters started cackling madly.

Well, madder than they usually do anyway…

"Sparxshipping? This I gotta see!" Chimera clicked away in glee, looking for one with that label.

"Hey everyone! I found one! Sparxshipping is… is… a Bloom/Valtor pairing!" Belladonna was actually laughing so hard that she cried.

A rare sight indeed for any of the ghostly Ancestral Witches…

"Who knew that our creation wall fall in love with the very heiress of the planet we tried to destroy?" Tharma snickered.

"Oh, this is too good!" Lysliss cackled.

"Hey, hey! Look at this one! In this one, Bloom and Valtor had children!" Anagan chuckled.

"In this one, she left the Winx Club and went evil to be with him!" Mitzi exclaimed.

"His Dark Queen!" Darkar chuckled.

"They're married!" Tritannus was crying tears of mirth. "I highly doubt Daphne would approve of this match at all!"

"Hey look at this! What's a lem- Oh." Chimera's eyes went wide.

"What?" Cassandra turned to her daughter.

Everyone else looked to see what she was talking about and when they looked up from their screens, all struggled to maintain straight faces even though some wanted to burst out in laughter. Even though they were all varying degrees of evil or just generally unpleasant, there were also those that were disgusted by what they saw.

The Trix on the other hand were having no such issue. They were rolling around on the floor of the Evil Villain Lair laughing loudly.

"I tell you, this Bloom/Valtor thing takes the cake with these pairings I'm seeing…" Tritannus blinked, breaking the (almost) silence.

"I saw one with me joining the Trix and becoming a witch…" Mitzi commented.

"And you'd make a good witch indeed. Hmm, there's an idea…" Icy paused, as if in thought.

"But have you seen these stories pairing me with Bloom of all people? Bloom? Really now, fanfiction writers? Really?" Diaspro said exasperatedly.

"That would make me sick to my stomach if I came across a story pairing me and that goody-goody, living Mary-Sue…" Mitzi nodded in agreement.

"I mean, come on! She caused my downfall! And she took Sky from me!" Diaspro pouted.

"I don't know why you'd want that dweeb with the lame haircut, but technically all of that was his fault- not that you didn't go to an extreme- we all did or we wouldn't be here. Still, Bloom did attack you out of nowhere…" Chimera shrugged.

Diaspro paused. "You know, that's right. Why do I hate Bloom and still wanted Sky? I should hate them both, especially him!"

"There are hardly any stories about me…" Darkar folded his arms.

"Looking at the state of this archive, that's probably a good thing, Darkar…" Mandragora muttered. "I also found one of those lemon stories pairing Bloom and Flora, Bloom and Stella, Icy and Aisha, and even Flora and Valtor over there…

"Don't remind me." Valtor muttered. "People seem to be shipping me with everything that moves…"

"I'm just glad no one wants to write about me either…" Mandragora continued.

"Why do they even call them lemons? Can anyone even tell me that?" Ogron asked.

Everyone shook their heads. "I cannot help you with that one…" Cassandra said.

"You know what? I've had enough of all this bad fanfiction. There's a few good things in there, but like I said earlier, it ain't called "The Pit" for nothing…" Duman stood up.

"So now that we're done with this torture session…" Diaspro glared at the Trix who had managed to regain their usual evil disposition while the other villains were talking.

"…we come back to the original question. Why in the name of the Great Dragon did you bring us all here?"

"I propose a little hunt." Icy formed an ice dagger in one hand.

"A bad fanfiction writer hunt, if you get my drift…"

As the other villains looked at one another, dawning recognition in their eyes turned into the looks that befitted their alignments…


Who would want to join them on the bad fanfiction writer hunt? I probably would!

Urgh. So many bad things to point out in this fandom that overwhelm the good. I can call many usernames/so-called authors that are guilty of everything mentioned in this story so far, but I won't, since it'd be bullying and all…