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Chapter 11

Envy was curled up next to Ed, he had transformed out of his clothes the night before, and even mimicked Ed's own member to give Ed a fair chance, Ed had tried hard to get a reaction, but Envy's body just wouldn't cooperate, Envy decided to make him feel better by making him forget his troubles with intense pleasure. Ed hadn't minded and fallen asleep on Envy's chest, which Envy wasn't sure what to do with since he usually left to go wander around and leave Ed to his sleep, but he couldn't move without waking him up. So he stayed until morning when Perenelle knocked on the door, opening it up.

"Morning, dears, there are presents for you under the tree," she said and Envy raised an eyebrow at her, she didn't even look surprised to see them naked.

"Presents?" he asked and she nodded and waved at them.

"Wake him up, we'll have breakfast and then we can open them," she smiled, Envy shrugged, might as well.

He ran his hand down Ed's chest and stomach and then gingerly gripped his member, he watched Ed's face and slowly started to move his hand.

"Edward..." he purred into his ear, "Will you come for me?" he asked and heard Ed moan in his sleep, he sped up his hand and Ed moaned more loudly still.

"En...vy..." he moaned in his sleep, and Envy paused for a second, Ed had never said his name before, he smiled and kissed his neck, that made him happy.

He continued moving his hand licking at Ed's jaw and lips, speeding up until he felt Ed's hands gripping his shoulders, he knew he was awake, and then he cried out in climax, he flopped back on the bed and gasped then pouted at him.

"Good morning to you too," he grumbled, "That was new," and Envy shrugged.

"What, you pinned me to the bed, what did you expect me to do?" he laughed and kissed him, "Get up, get dressed, there's breakfast and presents apparently," he said pushing Ed up gently.

"Presents?" Ed blinked and Envy shrugged, "Okay..." he shrugged back and then grabbed his clothes which were scattered around the room. "I hope you didn't tear anything," he said and Envy smirked.

"I hope I did, less for you to wear," he said cheekily, Ed rolled his eyes and put on his pants and shirt and then headed out the door, Envy phased his own clothes back on and chuckled and followed after.

They walked into the kitchen and a delicious breakfast was set out for them, or for Ed, since Envy didn't eat.

"Wow, I don't think I've ever seen this much food before," Ed gaped, "Wow..." he said and sat down in a daze.

"You're too sweet," Perenelle said blushing, Flamel grinned at her.

"Oh dear you know you're amazing," he said kissing her cheek, she smiled and waggled her finger at him.

"You know you have to wait," she chuckled and he sighed in a playfully resigned way.

"It was worth a try," he chuckled, "She makes the best cocoa, but she doesn't make it until this evening." He said in way of explanation.

"Too bad," Ed grinned, and then waited until he was allowed to shove his face with food, Envy shook his head. Humans.

Soon they were finished and headed to the living room, Envy wouldn't admit it, but he wanted to see these presents.

"Alright, I think there were a few for each of you," Parenelle said smiling, Envy looked up at her and blinked in surprise.

"For me...? Really?" he asked and she smiled, Ed rubbed his head, messing up his already wild hair.

"Someone was a good boy," he teased and Envy's eyes narrowed.

"Why are you getting some? You're very naughty," he whispered quietly and was satisfied when Ed blushed.

"Shut up!" he hissed back and Envy only grinned then plopped down on the floor.

"So where are mine?" he beamed,

"You're worse than Nicholas, you are," Perenelle chuckled good naturedly, Envy shrugged innocently, she pointed to a small pile that was wrapped in green metallic paper.

"And that pile is yours Ed," she pointed to a slightly bigger pile wrapped in red velvety paper, Ed looked at it, feeling just a bit like a kid, Envy was already tearing into his, but only after he gave Ed's pile a huff and stuck his nose in the air. Ed chuckled, he was still Envy.

"What is this...?" Envy held up a sweater, it was black, he turned it over and raised an eyebrow at the words on it, "'Palmtree head'? Really? I thought they were smarter than that," he huffed, Ed was laughing into his own sweater, Envy threw his at Ed's head.

"S-sorry! It's just funny," he grinned taking the sweater off of his head, "Mine just has my flamel on it," he said holding up a crimson sweater with his black flamel on the front.

"Flamel?" Flamel asked and Ed nodded.

"That's what my symbol is called, after you," he said and he thought the man was blushing slightly.

"Well, that's very nice," he said, "Though now I feel a bit silly making your gift," he said and handed him a small box, Envy found his own matching box and opened his along with Ed.

"Hey this is actually cool," Envy said holding up a silver pendant in the shape of his ouroboros, "But I don't know how to feel to know you were staring at my legs," he smirked at the old man, Ed threw the black sweater back at him.

"Thank you, sir," he said holding up a silver pendant of the flamel, "It's great," he said and the man waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Oh it was nothing, I'm quiet skilled at making metal," he said Ed set the necklace on top of his carefully folded sweater.

"Who was the sweater from?" he asked while picking up the paper and looking at the name tag, "Happy Christmas From The Weasley's, Oh I should have figured from yours, the twins and Ron probably sent us these," he chuckled Envy scowled.

"Figures, I wish I'd gotten them something...like a pile of shit," he said and Ed snorted.

"Where would you get the shit?" he asked, Envy stuck his nose in the air.

"I'd figure something out," Ed only laughed and grabbed another present, opening to find a scarf, Envy pulled his own scarf out of it's wrapping.

"How do I look?" he asked, wrapping the green scarf around his neck, grinning.

"Kind of stupid, the scarf looks nice though," he said and Envy scowled and took it off.

"Oh no, dear please, I think it looks lovely," Perenelle said and pulled out her camera, "You both need to put them on so I can take a picture," she said pulling out her camera.

"Did you make them?" Ed asked wrapping his own crimson scarf around his neck as she nodded.

"Alright get together, you're friends you can get closer than that," she kept telling them to get closer until Ed was practically in Envy's lap.

"Adorable!" she said and then snapped a few pictures, "I bet they'll turn out lovely," she beamed.

"Of course dear, let them finish," Flamel chuckled, Ed grabbed another present and pulled out a book, "The Modern Analysis of Historical Alchemy," Ed red aloud and then shook his head, "Hermione, of course," he chuckled, Envy snatched the book and opened it.

"Told you she wanted you," Envy said pointing at a hand written note inside the cover, "Dearest Edward, I hope this finds you well. I was thinking of you and saw this book, it was a wonderful coincidence! I hope you enjoy it, I know how much you like alchemy, I hope this may clear up any-" Envy let out a laugh in the middle of reading aloud, "-any misconceptions that you may have learned in your studies." He looked up at Ed with glee, "Oh this is good," he cackled, "I have enjoyed our time together immensely and hope we can expand-" Envy choked on laughter, "-expand our relationship beyond what it is now. I know we are mentally-" Envy nearly died laughing now, Ed was trying to decide if he should die of embarrassment or kill Envy, but he couldn't help but smile, Envy was enjoying himself, and he was glad he was laughing and not plotting Hermione's death. "-mentally compatible, as we both have a deep love of books. I am hoping that when we return to school we can delve into our studies and make our relationship truly one for the 'books' as it were, forever yours Hermione. And she signed with a little heart," Envy finished, "I hope you know that I won't allow you to 'delve' into anything, unless it's me," he smirked.

Ed threw a box at his head, he ducked and laughed harder.

"You're a menace," he said, Envy only continued to laugh, Ed snatched his book back and then set it aside and opened his other presents, one was several chocolate shaped frogs and the other was a sugar quill set.

"Harry and Ron," he said nodding, "Buying candy, I remember running down to the general store with Al and buying candy with him," he smiled.

"I remember the first time I tasted blood, that was like candy," Envy said laying on the ground and looked up at Ed.

"Yeah, well you're weird," he said grinning down at him, he leaned over him, resting on his arm on the other side of Envy's face.

"And you're normal?" Envy asked back sticking his tongue out, Ed rolled his eyes and bent down kissing him gently, forgetting they weren't alone. But Perenelle didn't mind, she clicked a few pictures.

"Dear," Flamel chuckled quietly, she put her finger to her lips and winked, they were cute together, she didn't want to ruin the moment.

Ed and Envy stayed with the Flamels for a while longer than the break lasted, but neither of them really minded.

One day Perenelle called Envy into the kitchen as he walked past he popped his head in, "What?" he asked, she waved him over the table.

"The pictures are all done," she smiled and showed them to Envy, his eyes widened at the sight of them.

"Holy crap! We're moving!" He gasped and snatched them up and brought them up close to his face. "I just thought the paintings in the school moved! Cool..." he grinned and watched as Ed and himself rolled around on the ground at Christmas, while in another they were 'snogging'. He grinned, "These are awesome."

"I'm glad you like them, I made two copies, you two can keep those," she said and he beamed.

"Oi Shrimp!" he called before he skipped off to go find Ed, he found him sitting in the library reading one of Flamel's alchemy books.

"Eeeeedwaaaard, look!" Envy shoved the pictures in his face, and waited. Ed scowled at first but then his eyes widened.

"Whoa! We're moving! That's cool, I saw some on the newspaper, but it's way more awesome seeing us in them," he laughed and then saw exactly what they were doing in the second picture.

"Oh my gate, they saw us kissing!" he squeaked and Envy nodded.

"Yup, they're old they don't care," Envy said nonchalantly, Ed was still blushing Envy rolled his eyes and then slipped onto the chair and took Ed's face in his hands.

"I went out the other day while you were busy, I did some research," he muttered bringing his lips close to Ed's, "I know what to do to give you the most pleasure imaginable," he said and then light flashed over him.

Suddenly Ed was holding a smaller waist and a softer chest, lusher hair that flowed around less muscular shoulders, slender legs and a more feminine face.

"I know how to make you moan so loud...you may scream," she whispered, even her voice was feminine.

"E-Envy..." he gasped and then blushed, "W-we can't do that here..." he said licking his lips and then quickly added, "Not that I don't want to! I mean...you look...wow...but not when they could walk in on us," he whispered and Envy groaned.

"I knew you were gonna say thaaat," she pouted, "I got all womanly too, down there actually has something," he said.

"You mean you have a-?" Ed squeaked his face went seven shades of red, "O-oh..."

"You like?" Envy asked, batting lush lashes and smiling sweetly with plumper lips, Ed nodded.

"Y-yes...but...oh gate, please Envy..." he begged, Envy wasn't sure for what though.

"Well...we could go into the bedroom..." she suggested and Ed looked around and then shook his head.

"No...we...can wait until we get back to Hogwarts and then have total privacy...and then...and then..." his eyes raked over Envy's body and he was having a very hard time of controlling himself.

"And then I can make you scream," she finished and then sighed, "Fine, fine, but I get you for as long as I want," she poked his chest before getting off of his lap, "And we go back tomorrow," she said walking out of the library, her hips swaying temptingly.

Ed had to use all of his will power to tell little Ed to calm down, he took a few deep breaths and closed his eyes, Envy hadn't realized how close her crotch had been to Ed's, and it had made Ed extremely excited, girls really were lovely. And Envy as a girl...damn.