OH MY GOD.... I UPDATED 3 TIMES IN LESS THAN A WEEK!!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE ARMY!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, PIGS CAN FLY, THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN, I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN MY GOLF CART FROM DISNEY LAND, MY DOG CAN TAP DANCE!!!!!!!!!! *Screams off in the distance*

Light: Uh... While the author of this story goes crazy we shall do the disclaimer for

L: Thank you for your patience!

L & Light: Mimi-sama does not own Death Note!

L: And apparently she also doesn't own the creation of the name Light-o.

Light: What?! Who did?!

L: Uh, apparently her friend Alfiefire helped her with that one.

Light: *mutter* Alfiefire, prepare to die.....

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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L-olipop was a man of sophistication. He had brains, pride, and the reputation of the world's smartest detective.

So, why is the world's smartest detective lying on the ground covered in his own blood?

"Watari...?"

"Yes, Mister L?"

"I am red.... is this natural?"

"I do not believe so Mister L. That seems to be blood."

"Is blood always this red!?"

"When exposed to air, yes."

"I don't like it! Its such a hideous colur! I mean c'mon! Look at me! If I wanted to be painted red, I would've jumped into a vat of red strawberries! Mmmmmm! strawberries!"

Watari stared at his charge.

'He's to busy to notice if I "accidently" kick him in the face! Could I get away with it?! '

Watari looked both ways across the room (Make sure you do this when you wanna kick someone in the face kids!) before he went to the babbling detective.

"And Light-o-kun would hate the hideous red! I mean, it would set off his 'I hate red since I can't make it look good on me!' brain part and then I would listen to him whine like an eight year old! Not to mention-"

'So close I can almost feel his cranium crack on the tip of my steel toe boots!'

As Watari raised his foot, ready to plant it into L-olipop's head, an even greater force, worst than L and Light put together had come.

"WATARI!!!! MISA-MISA WANTS TO KNOW WHERE LIGHT-CHAN IS AND WHAT WATARI IS GOING TO DO WITH L! AND WHY IS L ALL RED!? ITS SUCH AN UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGLLLYY COLUR! GET RID OF IT!!!!"

Watari and L clung on to each other.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So this is about the time we go check on Light-o!

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"I hate Beef Mcnuggets! They're gross and yucky and hideous and fashion sense horrible and yucky and gross and even more yucky,and they stink and they're gross and-"

"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeeeeeaaaah..... Anyway, take it back Watari and L!

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"MISA-MISA WANTS TO KNOW IF L AND WATARI ARE DONE SCREAMING YET, CAUSE SHE WANTS TO GO FIND LIGHT-O AND HAVE A ROMANTIC DATE WITH HIM WITHOUT L CAUSE HE'S A PERVERT AND-"

"If we help you find Light-o, er Light, you'll leave us alone?!"

Misa blinked for several seconds.

"YEAH! I'LL LIKE NEVER EVUR BUG YOU GUYS AGAIN!"

"WATARI GET THE CAR!!!!"

"ON IT MISTER L!"

Will this truce between Watari and L last?

Will Misa be able to find Light again?

Will we ever figure out what's Light's beef with the Mcnuggets?

WIll I ever calm down from the fact I've updated 3 times in less than a week?

Find out next time in: Light's Adventure's In La La Land!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Light: She still hasn't calmed down.

L: That would be a good thing, that mean she can't post anymore!

Light: Hey your right!

Light: But, wouldn't that mean that everyone would forget about us!

L: .... Crap! We've gotta snap her out of it!

Light: How!?

L & Light: ......

Light: I've got it!

L: What?!

Light: Faithful readers out there! If you give Mimi-sama a couple of reviews, that will surely snap her out of it!

L: Of course!

Light & L: So reviews please!