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RULE #52 NO MORE PRANKS, PERIOD

Yes, Tony, Clint, Loki, and I still had our whole prankster club goin' on, behind Fury's back of course. But we got bored pulling pranks on the same people (mostly including the people in the tower) so we decided to go bold and prank the one and only Nick Fury.

It had to be the best prank out of everything we had ever pulled. No amateur stuff for the Director. Clint came up with setting a greased pig loose in Fury's office since everybody at SHEILD knew how much Fury hated pigs. Tony was in charge of purchasing the pig, Loki was in charge of greasing the pig, Clint was in charge of making sure Fury would go to his office that day, and I was in charge of getting the little squealing bacon and ham animal into the office.

Tony and Loki had done their jobs now Clint and I had to do ours. After Clint left our secret headquarters I picked up the little slick pig and headed towards Fury's completely off limits office. I was actually surprised that he didn't leave a guard or two posted outside his office door at all times after my wonderful little threat. It was harder to get in than I had counted on, even without the guards. I guess Fury changed his security details AFTER Tony had looked at them two days ago.

Instead of going through the front door like I had originally planned I had to gain access to the air vents. It's so much harder than it looks especially at SHEILD and not to mention I had a 45 pound pig in my arms. After a good ten minutes I finally was into the vents and on my way quickly to Fury's office. I removed the vent to Fury's office and set the pig down before quickly returning to the vents. Just as I was replacing the vent the door opened. I heard somebody enter the room, the pig squeal and begin to run around, but I heard an extremely feminine scream. I looked back into the room and saw Maria Hill scrambling to get on top of the desk.

"Damn it, Hill. What are you doing in Fury's office?" I hissed. She looked up at me and her scared expression quickly changed to anger.

"This MY office you idiot! Fury's is one more over." She growled at me.

"Mother f-" I yelled. I kicked the vent off and quickly cornered and grabbed the poor little bacon bunch and crawled back up into the vents. This time I looked into the office and definitely recognized it. Right down to my amazingly thick file, reminded me of my file from school. I removed the vent and dropped down into the his office and was about to set the pig down JUST as Fury and Clint walked in. 'Damn, I'm sooo busted..' I thought to myself catching Clint's horrified look.

"What in the hell is this, Anna?" Nick growled gesturing to the pig.

"Uh, I thought you might want some fresh bacon?!" I said quickly trying to hand the greased pig to him.

Yeah,…. More paperwork for me, Clint, Tony, and Loki.

Oh yeah, and more interrogations… -.- I really need to star leaving Loki out..

RULE #53 NO PLAYING SPY WITH CLINT AND NAT

So, it was just me, Clint and Natasha left in the tower one night and it was extremely awkward. I could just picture the things they wanted to do, but I was still around. Suddenly Clint got a good idea. Fury had been acting a little strange lately so, Clint purposed that we play a 'harmless' little spying game on them. Harmless is in quotations because it started off as harmless but what we found is now major blackmail for me and Natasha to use on both of them.

We started with Fury who was in his office pretty late, too late for the Director to even still be at HQ. He left for just a few minutes but when he returned he was in a tux.. and had a bouquet of roses.

"Who is Fury's hot date?" I ask though the binoculars that are practically glued to my eyes as we watch his being to open warm platters of food and set them up around the room. I look at Nat and Clint who are looking into the office with their jaws on the floor. About twenty minutes later the door opens and Fury quickly greets his special guest. Finally the guest steps in and finally reveals their face. My face went from curiosity to goldfish in .2 seconds when I saw their face. It was no other than Agent Maria Hill. I quickly dug out my phone and snapped a photo of them sharing a quick kiss before he led her to an empty seat with a wine glass. He poured her a glass of wine before taking a seat himself. This is one of the only times I have ever seen Fury smile out of pure happiness.

The date lasted a little over two hours. They had downed two and a half glasses of wine in the time period and were currently very handsy.

"Uh, Anna out!" I said getting slightly uncomfortable watching this.

"Me too.." Nat said following me. Clint quickly followed us back to the tower and on the way we exchanged all the good photos we had of their secret rendezvous. I had the best.

It had been a week since the huge secret we uncovered and in that week Fury and Maria had only pissed me and Nat off so we pulled them aside and showed them all the pictures if their date night. Maria turned red and scooted away from Fury and Fury just glared at us with his eye.

"Now, Cyclops and Minion to Mr. Cyclops I am going to make a friendly suggestion to you, stop pulling the shit you're pulling or these babies are going viral!" I smirk.

Natasha and I are under house arrest for the week..

RULE #54 NO PLAYING MAD SCIENTIST WITH BRUCE AND TONY

I had a Chemistry test on Monday and had no idea what Mr. D had been talking about. So I enlisted the help of my super brilliant Uncles. They took me down to their labs and got started on explaining the basic stuff to me, you know elements and such. We got so into the chemicals and stuff that we just randomly started to mix the less of the powerful ones and somehow, I have no idea how, but somehow I managed to create something that began to melt through EVERYTHING!

Tony and Bruce dragged me away from my little melting monster and put the lab on lockdown as the lab bots got to work cleaning up the mess and properly disposing of the chemicals and my monster. After they finished Tony had to do an estimate on the damage to his lab..

Yeah, let's just say I failed my test and I am not allowed in the labs EVER AGAIN, not even with Tony or Bruce..

RULE #55 DO NOT CHALLENGE JARVIS

Yes, I will admit it I can be a cocky, arrogant, son of a bitch; well in this case daughter of a bitch; sometimes but that's just how people my age are and apparently it runs in my family assuming you all know my uncle, Tony Stark. But this time I just got a little too cocky and challenged JARVIS to it's knowledge. I learned something new that day.. I learned to not challenge JARVIS unless you want to realize that the AI will always win no matter what..

RULE #56 DO NOT ASK NATASHA IF SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND

I wondered why Natasha was called The Black Widow, so I thought it would be okay to ask her a few questions..

"Hey, Natasha. Why are you called The Black Widow?" I ask.

"Because I was in that program back in Russia and am the only one who survived." She said not looking up from her book.

"Are you sure you didn't kill your husband? What was his name again? Alexei?" I asked smirking.

"I didn't kill Alexei! He 'died' in a mission even though I know he is training the new KGB agents." She growled at me.

"Wait! Do you still have feelings for him? Does Clint know?" I ask her.

"What? NO!" she yelled.

"He doesn't know?" I ask knowing perfectly well what she meant.

"Not that Anna, I mean no I don't have feelings for him anymore!" she growled throwing her book at me hitting my arm.

"Wow I really hope Clint knows what he's getting into! Or he'll end up in a polished wooden box and you'll forever be the Black Widow." I tease just as she throws one of Tony's trophies at me breaking the little man's head off.

RULE #57 DON'T DRINK NAT'S COFFEE

Coffee is very important to Natasha. I felt bad when I told Tony Pepper's new nanny for Delilah and Cameron(Tony's twin babies) that it was okay to drink the coffee that was on timer. I knew it was Natasha's and that in exactly five minutes she would come shuffling into that kitchen grab her soon to be missing favorite coffee mug and then find her pot of coffee drained. Leslie quickly poured the coffee into the mug and sat down at the kitchen bar next to me. She downed the hot liquid still not awake enough to be nearly prepared for the wrath of The Black Widow. Hell, if I was dealing with the son and daughter of Tony Stark all the coffee in the world would not be enough.

Natasha walked in her red curls matted all over her head and her eyes still half way closed.

"Good morning little red." I grinned.

"Shut up Anna." She glared as she reached the kitchen area. She immediately went to the cupboard and removed Clint's cup and began the search for hers.

"Have you seen my cu- who in the hell are you and why are you using my cup?" she growled stomping over to Leslie and I.

"I'm sorry I didn't know this was your cup." Leslie said softly pushing the cup to Tasha.

"AND YOU'R DRINKING MY COFFEE?" Natasha screeched.

"I'M SORRY I HAD NO IDEA!" Leslie said running out of the room to the elevator.

"You know, Tash, you really shouldn't be so hard on poor Leslie. I just thought you had already had your morning coffee." I say smirking before retreating back to my room.

"You…" Natasha growled at me.

We didn't hear from her or see her ever again.

Again I'm so so super sorry for not uploading sooner. But I'm all better now so I can hopefully update faster! REVIEW, por favor?