*Beth: Congrats to EdgeRatedR on becoming the greatest Dad a kid could ever ask for.
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- *goes to follow She-beast on twitter but notices a small change in bio* Mommy? Dafuq? *goes to brother profile* I'm a dad? DAFUQ?!
Randy Orton and 71 others like, 2 comments
-Randy Orton: You know that means right, Kristian?
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-Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i: She-Ra impregnated my brother!
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*New DM from: MrsFarrellyAnoa'i*
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: YOU'RE HAVING A BABY?!
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: YOU'RE PREGGO?!
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
EdgeRatedR: Did you just quote Mulan?
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: I did, but you're preggers and didn't even tell me :(
EdgeRatedR: What?!
EdgeRatedR: You need to take Sex Ed classes, I just read what you commented on FaceBook. I worry about you sometimes.
EdgeRatedR: No scratch that, I worry about you ALL the time.
EdgeRatedR: But to answer your questions Beth had a baby, not me.
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: So it's true? You have a baby? I'm an aunt?!
EdgeRatedR: Yes.
Kristian: I'M AN AUNT BITCHES!
*New DM from: Christian4Peeps*
Christian4Peeps: I've recently had a kid too ya know...
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i: Yeah well tell me when I give a mother fuck
Christian4Peeps: You're the god mother
Kristian: NOT ONLY THAT BUT I ALSO FOUND OUT I'M A GOD PARENT TOO!
Kristian: TheBethPhoenix Welcome to the family She-Hulk. You surprisingly made me a beautiful niece :)
Beth: MrsFarrellyAnoa'i You haven't seen her yet, how do you know she's beautiful?
Kristian: TheBethPhoenix Anybody with the Copeland genes is beautiful EdgeRatedR Tell her Adam.
Edge: TheBethPhoenix It's true, babe. The Copeland gene game is strong. MrsFarrellyAnoa'i When am I going to become an uncle, huh?
Kristian: EdgeRatedR Y'know for being able to make a baby I sure woulda thought you'd know that it takes 2 to tango..not 3.
Roman: MrsFarrellyAnoa'i Could take 3 you just refuse to.
Sheamus: Ya know what they say babe, two's a bore three's a party! ;) MrsFarrellyAnoa'i
Roman: SheamusWWE Who in the hell says that? Steph, you're a fucking lame. Get out.
Kristian: WWERomanReigns Hey bitch respect the Irish or I'll chop your hair off!
Roman: MrsFarrellyAnao'i Ooooo I'm scared!
Kristian: WWERomanReigns Alright hoe, you fuck around and end up bald if you keep talkin'. Don't go to sleep tonight bitch.
Edge: My sister is in such an unstable relationship...she's turning into a mini Roman
Edge: And hey! WWERomanReigns and SheamusWWE no ménage à trois with my sister! :(
Seth: EdgeRatedR Since when did you speak French?
Dean: WWERollins the most important question here is since when was he able to reproduce?
Randy: No no no TheDeanAmbrose WWERollins The real question is, since when did Beth allow him to top?
Cena: RandyOrton TheDeanAmbrose WWERollins This sounds a hella lot like EdgeRatedR #StartedFromTheBottom and now he's here.
Randy: -_- Go home Cena you ruined it JohnCena
Cena: You know what RandyOrton; I'm getting tired of you.
Randy: Is it because I'm better than you? JohnCena
Punk: JohnCena RandyOrton Boys, boys...calm down we all know I'm better than both of you 'cause I'm the best in the world.
Randy: CMPunk Where have you been? Where are you? Why haven't you called?
Punk: RandyOrton Ssssh don't worry about that.
Randy: CMPunk I think I have the right to worry about where my boyfriend is.
Punk: Oh... RandyOrton we're still together? I thought we like ended things...'cause Wade with the bad news and stuff he said so and yeah...so I just thought...
Randy: CMPunk What did you do?
Punk: RandyOrton Can we not talk about this on social media? Some place more private please?
Wade: RandyOrton I'm afraid I have some bad news
AJ Lee: PUNK FINALLY PROPOSED TO ME!...or more like I proposed to Punk! He said yes!
Wade: RandyOrton AJ and Punk are recently engaged and their wedding is within 2 months...you're not invited
Punk: Soooooo how about that weather lately?
Miz: Motherfucker I'm awesome!
Cody: mikethemiz No you're not, dude don't lie...
Wade: mikethemiz CodyRhodes I'm afraid I've got some bad news
Miz: " mikethemiz CodyRhodes I'm afraid I have some bad news" WadeBarret Is it that I'm awesome?
Wade: mikethemiz No. You're actually the exact opposite.
Cody: Ugh. WadeBarret Don't you ever bring good news?
Wade: CodyRhodes Good News is for the weak.
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I'VE NEVER HIT THE FLOOR SO HARD, ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BREAK MY BONES! ALL HE EVER DID WAS SPEAR-EAR-EAR MEEE, YEAH HE, HE SPEARED ME!
Jonathan Good and 45 others liked this, 9 comments
-Adam Copeland: What just happened?
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-Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i: Roman speared me and it felt like a wrecking ball.
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-Joe Anoa'i: HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAALLLL!
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-Randy Orton: This damn post...these damn people...this damn company...
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-John Cena: Wait why did he spear you, Kris?
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-Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i: A few weeks ago I told him his new theme song is Boss Ass Bitch and he really hates that song but Y'know me, I never cared so for the past few weeks I've been singing Boss Ass Bitch every time he walks in a room
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-Joe Anoa'i: I've warned her every week that if she doesn't stop she'll get speared. Of course, I finally did spear her but in the softest way possible...her asshole brother didn't care and I've been speared in the hardest way possible
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-Randy Orton: Again I repeat: This damn post, these damn people, this damn company...
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-Adam Copeland: I would like to repeat what I said earlier. My sister is in an unstable relationship.
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A/N: OMG GUYS I'M FINALLY BACK! I'm sorry for the long long long long wait but I'm telling you life isn't easy and do you know how hard it is to be creative? Like very very hard especially with a lot of things happening all at once. Anyway yes I am back and I'll post as often as I can. YAAAY updates! It's good to be back. :D
