First off, I got inspiration from Chara in Undertale (If you don't know what Undertale is, you should find out. Right now. No seriously. Get off and get it and play it.), and no, this is my OC.

Second, I am still going to keep my update schedule, and start a new fanfic before this one comes out. It's going to be called 'Legend of Zelda: Tale of the Mage'. As one would guess, it's a LoZ fanfic.

Third, if anyone has any problems with my writing style, don't read any of my fanfics.

Fourth, Cookies.

Ruby: Where?!

Yang hid them and ate them all up. *Evil Laughter*

Yang: No I didn't! There weren't any cookies to begin with!

Oh really? *holds box of cookies* *Throws them at Yang* Now she is trying to take those too! Defend them, Ruby!

Ruby: *Jumps on Yang* *Angry Ruby Noises*

Revenge for Weiss!

Weiss: Not really necessary, is it?

Remember the twin flush. Who did it to you?

Weiss: Ruby, give her hell!

Blake: *reads book*

Aren't you gonna talk?

Blake: *shrugs*

Fair point. So readers, enjoy the chapter!


Somewhere in Atlas, during Mr. Grimm attack

A black robed figure, holding a bloody knife, stood far away from Ironwood and his squad. The entire squad was backing away fearfully, while Ironwood stood his ground. A bloodthirsty grin shone from beneath the hood.

"Ahuhuhuhu~ That was fun, fire your guns some more..."

"How can she still be living?! She didn't even dodge, our guns should've..."

"Soldier, we can't assume anything now that Souless exist. I would suggest we finish this now!" Ironwood said, drawing a knife of his own.

"Aw, no more bullets? Mister, you're no fun." The black robed figure stepped closer. "Oh, but maybe a knife fight will be fun~ but you can't win..." She stepped even closer, her knife pointed at Ironwood.

When a barrage of grenades flew out between her and the squad. A helicopter flew in fast, a ladder hanging from it. The soldiers climbed up the ladder, Ironwood watching the explosions. The black robed figure walked through them, the robes tattering. Underneath the robes were... nothing.

"GoT yOu, MiStEr. AhUhUhU~" was all he heard before he lost his arm...


Beacon, Present time

"... And that's all I remember. That girl got me good, but luckily my squad was able to hold her off before rescuing me and getting away. But she was unnatural, not even getting hit by the bullets." Ironwood stood near the window looking down. His new mechanical arm was tucked behind his back.

"Well, James, this is interesting and all, but I see no reason as to why you think she is human. She has to be Souless. Otherwise, she couldn't possibly stand a chance against a full squad." Goodwitch said, not looking up from her clipboard, Ozpin merely sat and listened.

"Ozpin, the girl had none of the regular Souless traits, even compared to newer versions. Either way, she was talking before we clashed. Something about 'It's time, Satan'. I never heard the name before then."

"Satan? Are you sure?" Ozpin said.

"As sure as I lost my arm. She definitely said Satan."

"Hmm..." Ozpin pulled a book from his desk, opened it up, and began looking through it.

"Ozpin, why are you looking through a book?"

"Because, James, we have encountered the same thing before. Or rather, all the teachers did."

"What do you mean, Ozpin?"

"Dan Kitari has gained a... partner, James, by the name of Azmodeus. This girl called out Satan. These are names of two of seven 'Deadly Sins'. The Deadly Sins are the epitome of their respective sin. These beings are said to have unimaginable power."

"So your saying that the lunatic girl and that idiot have new friends? Either way, it isn't looking good for me."

Ozpin laughed. "Join the club. I just had a spat with Dan, and he has lost all faith in me, it seems. Now, it seems we need to help one another out."

"I'm listening, Ozpin."

"Combine forces for easier defence."

"Ozpin, I need to defend Atlas. Surely you can't expect me to leave it behind?"

"James, the Souless they are making are from hunters and huntresses corpses. It seems a regular person cannot house a Grimm. That means the schools are the big targets of attack. I need help to defend the students."

"Ozpin, you put me in a situation where I have to say yes. On one hand, resurrected hunters and huntresses, and on the other, unimaginably powerful beings that partner up with people that seem to hate me quite alot."

"Oh no, you can say no, James. Dan was made to promise to leave you alone ever since your last spat with him. And that girl from before has probably moved on. After all, she can't possibly keep on not getting hit, especially since you have survived an encounter with her. Besides, Now that you have described her, Dan can now keep an eye out for her."

"How can that idiot do that without any info on her?"

"Ms. Peach can contact him, and anything she asks, he does."


Up in the mountains

Dan sneezed, losing focus on the spell he was trying out. It did nothing, but Azmodeus still scoffed. The blizzard that swept about outside the cave, kept warm by Azmodeus's rune door, radiating heat.

Kid, you gotta get this stuff down before we find trouble. That girl that Peach described sounds like Kate.

And Kate is bad how...?

Her original semblance allowed her to ignore attacks. Which was good since she cannot use aura as a barrier. However, when she got her deal with Satan, he improved it to where it would actually activate and stay on whenever she wants, and she uses it to demoralize and kill.

Well, you just gave away her strategy, so I think we should be fine. By the way, how many are there of the guys like you?

Seven really important guys, including me, and countless weaker ones. So much weaker, they could only give regular people hunter level strength. Hunters would double in power, but that's it.

Okay, um... hunter level is actually pretty good for humans and faunus.

Noted, but seriously. They stay away from the big seven, since we would destroy them.

So, seven places would be in one piece while every place else would be drowning in hunter level criminals if they ever decided to attack? Lovely.

Kid, we don't usually try to cause conflict. And the weaker ones even more so. We of the big seven keep everyone from trying to destroy humanity since we deal with yo humans. And faunus as well. Which is why Satan letting Kate have her fun is a mystery.

Either way, I'm more worried about getting rid of Mr. Grimm and his Souless. Are they really in the mountains like you said?

I said they could be in the mountains. You climbed the mountains, so if anything, you're the one at fault for getting us stuck in the blizzard.

My fault?

Don't worry, I forgive you.

Dan sighed aloud. It was gonna be a long night in the mountains.


Beacon Cafeteria

Malthazar sat at his booth, selling the jars of sap to the students. He had a large sign nailed above the booth, labelled "Blind Man's Sap". He sat in a comfortable chair, with a book open on his lap. His fingers ran across the page, turning the pages after a few minutes. He had just ready to rest his legs on the booth, when...

"Yo, blind wonder, give up some sap." Malthazar tilted his head slightly to the left, grinning now.

"Then give up cash. In my hand, otherwise no sap." His left palm raised up towards the voice.

"Heh, you think you could give us some?" A few thug-like laughs came after that.

Malthazar shrugged. "Sorry, boss wants every jar sold. Emphasis on every. So buy or go." He then went back to his book.

A thud, made by a arm hitting the wood of the booth, shook him slightly. "Ain't too bright, are you? Get him."

Malthazar was a blur, drawing Artemis and swinging it in a wide arc. He heard his weapon clang against theirs, and felt them slip from their owner's hands. He grinned big, hearing the shocked silence that followed. It didn't last long, when he sat down and yawned loudly.

"To think I actually took you seriously..."

The would-be sap stealers were about to reply angrily, when the sign on the top of his booth fell over on them. He then reached into his desk, retrieving his book from a net that hung from the opposite side of the booth table. He went back to his book again, licking his finger.

"Now you guys owe me a new sign. And I think good ol' Goodwitch will also want a few words with you as well. And where there's Goodwitch..." Malthazar grabbed a jar of sap, taping a "Free Sample! One spoonful!" sign to the back of it. He opened it, and grabbed a basket full of small, plastic spoons beside the chair. He pulled one out, and sampled the sap himself.

"There's Drak."


Beacon Arena

Goodwitch stood next to the ring, watching the battle progress between N'than'el and Team THUG, which was ending well for N'than'el. He dodged and flipped, avoiding all their attacks. He was toying with them, waiting for the perfect moment...

Which was when they all got ready to swing at one time. N'than'el pulled out a large chain and swung it at them. When it was about to hit them, he activated his semblance, molding the chain into a large pole. They went flying out of the arena, the pole turning back in chains, which he wrapped around his arms like a long wristband.

"Team THUG is out of the ring, N'than'el wins by ringout. Now, anyone else want to try?" Goodwitch said to her class. Malthazar sat on a bench behind her, counting lien and putting it away in his wallet. "Mr. Malthazar, how about you? I know for a fact that you would give Mr. Drak a challenge."

"No fights, please. Unless there's pay for it. Otherwise, I'm off duty."

"Mr. Malthazar, you are to be treated as a fourth year student, and students will not be paid for fighting in class."

"Then I'm always off duty in class. And I fight for myself, when I want to." He got up and walked away, leaving a silently fuming Goodwitch.


Next day, Mountains

Aaaaaaaaaaannnd nothing. Azmodeus, there isn't anything in the mountains!

Hm. But this is where I sensed Souless.

Dan stood on a flat spot, near the top of the mountain, all trace of blizzard gone. He looked around, but couldn't spot anything.

Yeah. Might need to check that.

Click.

Nevermind. I stepped on a pressure plate. Oh wait, that was just the ICE!

Um, no, you were right the first time kid. Look to your right.

He did, and was greeted by a newfound doorway.

Oh. Called it.

Kid please. You doubted the Souless Radar.

Let's just enter and get this over with.


Secret Hideout

Dan ran in, weapon at the ready. He kept next to the wall, ready to hide if needed.

So, care to tell me what I might be up against?

You mean other than ol' mad scientist? His two Souless from before, and some... less human things. We can ignore those, since they are in the opposite direction of what we came here for... Kid.

Yeah?

... This ain't gonna be easy, especially since now I sense Kate nearby as well.

Oh. Lovely. Now what?

Don't worry, since Kate is neutral to the situation. She can help or hurt us, so try to get her to feel helpful.

Well, we can always talk about hurting Ironwood.

Kid, she only wants everyone dead that she doesn't respect.

And let me guess, that list is dreadfully short.

Bingo. Only any other sins are exceptions, but only if they can earn it. She'll give you a chance though, so find her first.

Easier said than done. Dan sighed quietly, and began to move quickly.

I got you, kid. Try these out! Suddenly, Dan felt himself move faster and he felt most of his exhaustion go away.

Buffs. Learn these, and you could become as strong and quick as you want. But they last as long as you can keep going, and count as a rune.

Thanks. Now, lets find Ka...

He ran into a large room, and at the opposite end, there stood a young woman. Her black hair went down to her hips, and she wore black tights. Her belt held too many knives to count. Her lips curled into a smile.

"Welcome, partner of Azmodeus. I heard from Satan that you existed, so I just had to meet you."

"Well, can we do this introduction thing later? I need to end the Souless thing first, then we can do what you want to..."

"Hmph, no fun at all. Well, it's too bad, since now..." She drew her knife, licking the back of it. She crouched slightly, looking like she was ready to fight. "... I want to fight you!"


Cliffhanger! Don't worry, next chapter is Dan vs Kate and maybe more battles. Ugh, I need to do more fights, since all those flashbacks and sad deaths got me really sad. I did post this as a humor fanfic, after all. I got in some funny (at least to me) things, but really, it needs more.

Also, I learned to never keep cookies from Ruby. Very bad.

Yang: Yes, very bad. Now, hold still so I can give you a black eye.

No please, I have six wives and three children.

Weiss: WHAT?!

Joke. Or not really. *gets punched* Ow... After all, anyone would try anything to not get hit by a blonde brawler.

Blake: *shushes*

Ruby: Zzzzzzz...

Yeah, you're right. It's nighttime, so let's sleep already. Night all!

~DarkJester420