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99. Belongs to PhoenixRose92

100. Belongs to Torry-Riddle

A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

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Dear Order Members,

I fear I have lost my favorite socks forever.

99. People need stop insisting that Remus and Sirius are secretly together and that they're doing it like rabbits.

Tonks, Sirius, and Remus want to kill whoever started that rumor. Plus, we all know Remus is only interested in Tonks. And Sirius, well, who really knows?

100. Nobody is allowed to leave a meeting early because you want to help Hermione knit baby clothes for Voldemort and Umbridge.

My innocence has been lost forever, I will never be able to get rid of the image of Umbridge and Voldemort.

The horror, the horror.

101. Not allowed to go on a rant on how the universe keeps screwing you over.

Even if the universe is screwing you over.

102. Bellatrix Lestrange is not allowed on Order property.

103. Cats have nothing to do with Voldemort's rise to power, stop insisting they did.

It's annoying.

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.