Knowledge is Power
Main character(s): Kagami Taiga and Generation of Miracles
Rating: T
Warnings: GOM/Kagami, OCs that are mentioned but not named are Kagami's family, and a theoretical family situation for Kagami.
Summary: AU. Kagami is only an angel because of the various mottos his family gives him.
Disclaimer: Uh? The term fanfiction should explain everything.
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Stuff you may want to know before reading:
In my world Taiga Kagami is the youngest of six children. He has four older sisters and one older brother. The closest one to him in age is 26. His older sisters are of the age 39, 32, 29, and 26. Taiga's oldest sister is a housewife with three children, his second oldest sister is a costume designer and married. Taiga's third sister is a famous BL manga artist and is going out with a girl (after numerous refusals from Alex), Taiga's fourth sister is a cosplayer and is the fiancé of a college football star. Taiga's only brother is 38 years old and with a pregnant wife. The older brother is considered useless by the Kagami sisters. Since he was young, Taiga was shoved around and tricked by his sister's to do what they want (cooking, dressing up, modeling for comic strips, etc.) cue Taiga's bluntness with crying women (his sisters always tricked him through crocodile tears). Taiga looks like his mother (eyebrows and all) but has his father's personality. His mother is a French chef with restaurants open internationally, she likes making him cry in fear. Taiga's father is a sympathetic man who makes horror movies. Taiga's dad ditched moving in with Taiga to go on a love cruise ship with Taiga's mother. Alex and Tatsuya have met the Kagami family and try to avoid them.
This takes place after Seirin's win against Rakuzen.
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Eat your veggies (part 1)
"Eat your veggies" a woman with red hair and small wrinkles around her eyes said to a squirming boy of five.
Taiga pouted as he pushed his vegetables around his plate. Not bothering to look up at the woman, the boy hunched his shoulders. "why?" he stubbornly asked.
The mother smiled good-naturedly "they're good for you". She bent down to whisper dramatically in her son's ear "they'll make you grow big and strong".
"But I don't like them" Taiga crossed his arms and looked away from the near empty plate.
Taiga's siblings stared at the scene quietly.
Breaking the silence, the third sister leaned into her second oldest sister and whispered "they don't even taste like vegetables anymore". The second sister nodded her head but did not take her eyes off of Taiga and Maman.
Maman sighed in frustration, "if you eat them then I'll give you what you want most" she smirked down at the child and spoke in a tone that hinted at her experience of dealing with unruly children.
"Daddy?" Taiga beamed as he sat straighter in his seat.
Maman nodded her head, "exactly, now eat your veggies or you won't get your play date with daddy".
The child started energetically eating his vegetables.
The fourth sister gave a snort at her mother, "that's pretty low, using dad's time to bribe Taiga" she gave a small smirk.
"Silence you" Maman waves her youngest daughter's comment off "besides honey doesn't mind" she gave a bright grin.
Immediately, the siblings turned to the opposite end of the table to look at their always tolerant father.
"I don't mind" he smiled and place his fork down, "I want to take Taiga to an amusement park anyways".
The third sister started to whine, "What? Why does Taiga get to go?" she started to pout, "I want to go too!"
"He gets to go because dad likes him more" the first son spoke.
The third sister turned to glare at her older brother, "shut up useless".
"Just pointing out the facts" he smirked in response.
Sensing a potential argument, the second sister interrupted abruptly. "Let's make Taiga choose who he wants to go with him" she suggested.
"How?" the youngest sister asked.
Maman smirked "by making him say who he likes the most" Maman turned to Taiga, "Who do you like more? Maman or Papa?"
"What?! No fair! You're supposed to include us!" the youngest sister spoke up in protests.
Maman ignored her daughter's protests "It's going to be me of course. I gave birth to him after carrying him for nine months".
"But Dad's favorite is Taiga" the oldest sister grumbled to her youngest sister before she added -for her youngest sister's complaint- "You should've probably define what 'like' you're going off".
"Ooohhh!" the oldest son crooned in happiness "I learnt about this in my classes about laws! Without-"
"Shut up" the third sister quickly growled.
The second sister nodded her head in agreement "Yeah, useless people should stay quiet".
"What? You're so mea-"
"Why is my drink not filled? Hey fill it!" the fourth sister whined.
"You're right next-" he was interrupted again.
"Go useless, do something useful" the second sister smirked.
The third sister snorted, "Please, as if that idiot can actual do something without his wife".
"Oh how is she doing?" the oldest sister asked.
The oldest brother gained a dazed love-sick look "She's-"
"Getting off point. Go get your sister a drink" Maman interrupted her oldest son.
"But-"
"Listen to your mother!" Maman growled.
"Dad~" and the group of sisters weren't helping at all.
The older man just smiled at his son, "Easier to go with them than against".
The older brother pouts but gets up from his seat to walk to the kitchen.
"We're using parental like" Maman spoke as soon as her eldest son left the room.
The sisters nodded their heads in response.
Maman smirks "Then there is no way that I can lose!" she then turns to the four year old Taiga "who do you like the most?" she points to herself then her husband before pointing to herself again "me or Papa?"
Taiga didn't even pause to think before he answered immediately, "Papa".
The group was silent and Papa began eating again, a smug look was upon his face.
"I guess this means I win the money" the oldest son smirks as he walks back into the room with drinks.
"Not allowed" Maman deadpans as she stares at her youngest "papa is mine".
Taiga tilted his head in confusion "But you said if I eat my veggies that I can have papa". And true, Maman did say that.
Needless to say, Maman spent the entire evening convincing her youngest son that he did not want Papa or used goods.
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The conversation was simple, or at least it started off simple. Just a questionnaire between two friends until more 'friends' appeared. Well, appear was such an inadequate term to use. It was more like the mere mention of their names summoned them. But this was the least of Kagami's problem. As depressing and stressful as it sounds, Kagami was used to being kidnapped and forced by the Miracle of Generations- specifically Akashi- to answer rather invasive questions.
But Akashi wasn't there at the moment and Kagami really had to wonder how four out of six miracles where able to abduct him in the middle of a school day. Like really, didn't the miracles have something better to do –such as school- than abducting innocent students at a school they didn't even attend?
"Yo, Bakagmi!" Aomine shoved Kagami's shoulder slightly "you still with us?"
Kagami briefly looked to the ceiling of the broom closet and wonder what deity he must have pissed off in a past life.
"Are you okay, Kagami-kun" Kuroko spoke quietly from where he was leaning against Kagami's side.
Of course, Kise had to lean on Kagami's other side, "is Kagamicchi sick?"
"Would you like some candy?" Murasakibara spoke from behind Kagami.
Taking a deep breath, Kagami closed his eyes tightly "why are you guys here?"
"We need to ask you an important question" Kuroko spoke seriously and Kagami looked into light blue eyes.
Kagami bite his lips in thought, "if you need an organ donor I would love to help you out, just let me point you guys to an inside person that I know".
Kuroko and the rest made a confused face at Kagami.
"Stupid" Aomine spoke from in front of Kagami "we don't need and organ donor".
Kagami felt long arms embrace him from behind, "why do you think we need an organ donor?" Murasakibara spoke.
"What do you mean by 'I know somebody'?" Kuroko asked as he buried himself deeper into Kagami's side.
Kise huffed and began to nestle into Kagami's other side, "aren't we getting off topic? Shouldn't we focus on the more pressing matter?"
"Shut up Kise" the other miracles spoke on reflex.
"Wait, the playboy is right" Aomine spoke as he held up his hand in thought, the collective group ignored the protests from Kise. "Kagami, we have a question you will answer".
Murasakibara settled his chin on Kagami's head "Mine-chin is sounding a lot like Aka-chin".
Before Aomine could respond, Kagami suddenly spoke "can you hurry up and ask already? I want to get back to class".
"Kagamicchi is so cute" Kise cooed, "wanting to get back to class, if I dressed as a teacher would you be my pet?" Kise smirked at Kagami.
Kagami wasn't even given time to process what Kise said as the blonde was hit by Kuroko and Aomine.
"Don't be a pervert around Kagami-kun" for a moment Kuroko looked absolutely disgusted by the blonde "we want to know who your first crush was" Kuroko's face was of angelic innocent, something that greatly disturbed the group.
Kagami –not seeing Kuroko's act of innocence as weird- narrowed his eyes as he tried to think why the miracles were so serious about first crushes. Shrugging his shoulders mentally, Kagami wrote it off as a Japanese thing before answering. "I guess my first crush was my dad" with this, the group became eerily quiet.
Aomine was the one to break the silence. "Daddy's little boy" he snickered as he brought up a hand to poke Kagami's cheek.
Kagami growled warningly at Aomine.
"Stop being an Ahomine, Ahomine" Kise glared at Aomine. "Why did you like your dad?" Kise puffed up his chest and fluttered his eyes at Kagami, "is there someone that you like now? Are they in this room? Are they blonde?"
Kagami was about to answer when the broom closet's door flew open to reveal an upset Momoi and Tatsuya. It also revealed Akashi, Riko, and Kasamatsu all who appeared to have black miasma leaking from them.
Kagami groaned, seems like he wasn't getting back to class anytime soon.
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A/N:
It is cannon that Kagami is not a picky eater. So here is me trying to flesh that fact out (and not succeeding). Also, you could say that Kagami has Electra and complex but with (the opposite of Oedipus in a gender way).
If Kise seems bipolar that is because he is. This is going off of the manga, where Kise isn't a simple-minded airhead. Don't believe me? Go back to the manga and read everything that has Kise and Haizaki.
Does this seem rushed to you? It's not, remember this is supposed to be a series of drabbles and occasional one-shots about angel-like Kagami.
Anyhow, shout out to guest reviewer 'dd' who wrote out the conversation in Chapter 9 in French. Also to 'Mr. Ochinchin Head', who is the reason I'm updating. I was so focused on 'Pack' and Teen Wolf that I forgot about you guys. I'm sorry, but I do have two other chapters of this already written out. I don't know when I will post them, but all they need is some editing. Any questions people may have about Kagami's family (i.e. their attitude on Kagami and the potential relationships of Kagami) should be answered in the next few chapters.
