Matt here: Uh, I really should put the following in, but, It's not as bad as what I normally write. I like pie! Meeps!

Warning: This chapter contains mild sexual content. If you are offended b such things, you a fucking pussy, and should stop fucking reading my stories, you fucking pussy! You gonna go home to be raped by a minister you fucking pussy! PUSSY!


Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and... wait... he's not in this chapter.

Jaden and Syrus were eating a romantic meal at a candle lit table in the kind of restaurant you take a chick to if you want to score on the first date.

Syrus, staring into Jaden's eyes: Oh Jaden, I never want this moment to end!

Jaden, scarfing down his food: I do! This is sooo chick food! WAITER!

Waiter, appearing out of nowhere: Yes, monsieur?

Jaden: I want some more of these shrimp thingies!

Waiter, through a heavy french accent: Do you want ze un or ze deux plattle?

Jaden, full attention: DUEL BATTLE!

Jaden, pulling out his duel disk and deck: GET YOUR GAME ON!

Various Guests: HOLY FUCK! HE'S GOT A DECK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Waiter, pulling off his mask: I accept your challenge! But I must reveal my true form,...

Syrus: HOLY FUCK! HE'S YOGI BEAR!

Waiter: What the hell? I'm still wearing the fucking costume! You're a dumbass! I'm really...

Gonzo: Gonzo!

Jaden: Was saying your name really necessary?

Gonzo: What do you mean?

Jaden, pointing at the line above: See, your name appears right in front of what you say. That whole introduction was just a waste of time.

Gonzo: Fuck... uh... Distraction Jutsu!

Gonzo then threw a shoe at Jaden's head and attempted to escape, but tripped over Brittany Spears shattered career. (That was today's cheap shot a Brittany Spears.)

Gonzo, holding his bleeding leg: OW! FUCK!

Syrus: This joke may be a little late, but, who the fuck is Gonzo?

Jaden: He's that weird machismo-addicted alien on the Muppets.

Syrus: Is that how you spell machismo? I doesn't look right.

Gonzo, shoving a long meat log up Syrus's ass, much to that homo's pleasure: Uh, ... you still wanna duel?

Jaden: Nah,... the moods kind of gone,... I guess we can't get any food since the people are gone?

Gonzo: Nah...

Jaden, looking at his watch: Shit! We still need to blow 3 hours to give Matt and Brogan time to finish their mission.

Gonzo: Hmm... want to fuck chickens?

Jaden: Hellz Ya!

Jaden and Gonzo were preforming various sexual acts toward chickens when Syrus awoke.

Syrus, rubbing his anus: How the hell was I knocked unconscious by anal rape?

Jaden, looking up from his plate: Hey Syrus! Your awake! Guess what?

Syrus, rolling his eyes: What?

Jaden: I found out this is a Chinese Restaurant!

Syrus: No it isn't!

Jaden: Yes it is! You know how I can tell?

Syrus, slightly intrigued: How?

Jaden, grinning: Because, It may look like we're eating chicken, but we're really eating pussy!

Syrus, smacking his head: Not only was that racist, it was extremely lame! (What? Chickens don't have vaginas? Uh... Distraction Jutsu!)

Jaden and Gonzo just continued laughing their asses off.

Syrus: Isn't it time to leave?

Jaden, humping a chicken up the ass: UH! OH YEAH! BESTIALITY! FUCK YEAH!

Syrus, sighing: I'll do it.

Syrus the pulled out a video walkie talkie, and noticed that the message button was flashing red.

Syrus, pressing it: What do we have here?

Matt, picture popping up on the screen: Jaden! We finished early, so we went back to the school, and, well, you gotta see it for yourself! Get the fuck over here! NOW!

Syrus, thanking god: Jaden! Time... to...

Syrus couldn't finish his sentence, because he was fixed on the cum streaming out of Jaden's cock all over that naughty chicken. Oh yeah! (There happy, I put in a mini-lemon! You sick perverts) Syrus's pants immediately tightened at the sight.

Jaden, pulling up his pants: Time to go, you say? Too bad, I was gonna let you anally fuck me!

Jaden ran out of the room, killing a Ra Yellow in the process.

Syrus: GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT!


Well, Review, and I'll put both a better and less gay lemon in the next chapter, well, this one wasn't gay, so much as beastiality, but whose counting. I like pie! Meeps!