This isn't some girly stupid I-pair-an-OC-with-a-hot-character thing... Just read and find out.
Hiroyuki Takei is the owner of Shaman King. I never have nor will I ever be. PS: Miroku is oviously from Inu Yasha: A show I never really like to watch, but still... And Austin Powers is Austin Powers...
Brynn vs. Hao: The Way of the Chick Flick
Brynn: Welcome ladies and gentlemen-
Hao: To another addition of-
Manta: Brynn Vision!
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO!
Lyserg: Today we have a special Valentine's day clip...
Manta: Because we all know, Brynn's going to forget it if we do it later...
Brynn: Hey!
--beginning of psychic camera clip--
Brynn: Welcome ladies and gentlemen-
Hao: To another addition of-
Manta: Brynn Vision!
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO!
Hao: (fake French accent)Ho ho ho! It's the season of love!
Lyserg: ...What's with the accent?
Hao: (accent)Well, it is Valentine's Day, and chicks happen to dig the French accent!
Manta: That or it's just the pants they like you for...
Hao: (bops Manta on the head) Not true!
Brynn+ Lyssie Clone: ...(pokes Hao's pants)
Hao: ...(stare) Good greif!
Brynn: You have a Cheese stain-
Hao: SHUT UP!
--Frantic knock on the door--
Brynn: Who's that?
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO! (runs and answers the door)
Yoh: (heavy panting) HELP MEEEEE! (falls onto Lyssie Clone)
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO! (KO-ed)
Hao: Well whaddya' know... Howdy there brother!
Yoh: Howdy? HOWDY! HOW CAN YOU SAY "HOWDY" AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Brynn: Umm... Are you okay down there? (looks down at Yoh, who's still on top of Lyssie Clone)
Yoh: It's -- It's VALENTINE'S DAY!
Manta: You didn't get 'her' something, did you?
Brynn: Oh... The chick with the nudey cards right?
Yoh: (sob)
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO!
Yoh: Oh. Sorry. (gets up and sits on the couch)
Lyserg: So... You need help to swoon 'her'?
Yoh: EXACTLY!
Hao: (sitting in a shaded sofa in the corner of the room, eating... clay bread((HOW DO YOU TRANSLATE THAT?)), snickering)
(realistic French accent)Hmm hmm hmm... My specialty, dear brother. If it's love you need help with, then I can teach you.
.. (stands up with a fist in the air) The Way of the Chick-Flick! (Pay attention. There will be a test.)
((long silence))
Yoh: (sleeping)
Hao: (Whacks Yoh in the head with bread) I'm trying to talk here!
Yoh: Ahh! Wh-what did I do! (rubs his eye)
Hao: ...Nevermind. Anyway, Lesson One: The Ohh Lala Rule... You must be able to look deeply into your lover's eyes and say something corny about them--
Lyserg: "LOVER"! Isn't that rather strong of a word to use?
Hao: And... WHY is it 'strong'?
Lyserg: It makes them sound like those sex fiends in all of those other reality shows.
Hao: ...Very well then. You must take her in your arms and gaze into her eyes... Like so!(picks Lyserg up from the couch, holds him bridal style)
Lyserg: WHAT are you DOING!
Yaoi Fangirls in the Window: OHH LALA! (cameras everywhere)
Brynn: (sticks her tongue out at the girls, draws the blinds)
Yaoi Fangirls in the Windeo: (sobbing)
Hao: Yoh, watch closely. This is the important part. (smirk)
Lyserg: WHAAT!
Hao: Oh Lyserg. You're green eyes... They're like emeralds that fell from the sky.
Brynn: AWWWE!
Lyssie Clone: (girly blush) Ch-choo!
Mnta: That's STUPID...
Lyserg: (scared stiff)
Hao: Now Yoh. You try!
Yoh: (stands up) Umm... O-
Hao: (tosses Lyserg into Yoh's arms) Just don't say the exact same thing that I did...
Brynn: Hot potato!
Manta: Great. Now I'm hungry.
Yoh: Umm...
Hao: You must NOT say "Umm..."! Big turn off! It makes you sound like you're thinking it up at the last minute!
Yoh: Fine fine!
Hao: And... Action!
Yoh: Oh Lyserg.. You're eyes... They're like... LOTS and LOTS of FOOD COLORING!
Lyserg: (blink)
Brynn+Manta+Lyssie Clone: (trying miserably to hide from laughing)
Yoh: Hey! I'm trying here!(drops Lyserg)
Lyserg: HEY!
Hao: It's okay. It'll probably be easier if you tried it on someone with an actual gender. (pulls Brynn from the couch and picks her up bridal style) You were also holding him wrong. You don't hang onto your lover like laundry! You must RELAX!
Lyserg: He said 'lover' again...(sitting on the couch)
Hao: Now try again. (tosses Brynn into Yoh's arms)
Manta: That's IT! (closes his laptop, then goes into the kitchen to make himself a hot potato)
Hao: And... ACTION!
Yoh: Oh Brynn... You're Eyes... They're... They're... OMIGOSH! IT'S NOT WORKING!
Hao: What's the problem?
Yoh: I can't THINK of anything!
Hao: Why not!
Yoh: They're TWO DIFFERENT COLORS!
Hao: What? No way!
Yoh: Yes way, man! Look! One hazel and one light brown!
Lyserg: Maybe you're just not lookinking right...
Yoh: No REALLY! Look in the light, CLOSELY! (holds a flashlight over Brynn's eyes)
Brynn: Oww... ow... ow...(Cut it out!)
Hao: Her glasses are glaring...
Brynn: (blink)(takes glesses off)
Hao: ...Yup. They're actually different.
Lyserg: Ohh... That's awkward.
Lyssie Clone: Ch-choo!(blink)
Hao: That's pretty spiffy... Having two eye colors.
((long silence))
Yoh: ...(drops Brynn) Anyway! Ready for Lesson 2!
Hao: Right! Lesson Two: The Miroku Rule.
Manta: (walks back in with hot potatoes in a large bowl) The Miroku Rule?
Hao: Actually more like the Anti-Miroku rule. Meaning you--
Yoh: (sleeping again)
Hao: Darnit Yoh! (slaps Yoh across the back of the head) FOCUS!
Yoh: (blinks) Wha--? Oh... Sorry, man...
Hao: You better be...
Lyserg: Back to the Miroku rule?
Hao: Glad you brought me back on track, Lyserg. Stand up for me. You'll be my example.
Lyserg: What?
Hao: (Yanks him off of the couch) C'mon you!
Lyserg: Hey!
Hao: Okay everyone. The Miroku rule stands that you are able to actually touch you lover without them slapping you silly.
Yoh: REALLY!
Hao: Yes. But there are ZONES. (touches Lyserg's forehed) Good... (touches Lyserg's shoulder) Good... (grabs Lyserg's butt) BAAAAD...
Lyserg: (slient scream)
Manta: (blink) Well that was rather abrupt...
Lyssie Clone: (goes into the kitchen to make some ramen)
Brynn: (takes a snapshot)
Manta: BRYNN!
Brynn: What?
Manta: Why are you--
Brynn: I'm going to sell copies to those Yaoi Fangirls that were hanging around the window)
Hao: (talking to Yoh) You CANNOT touch your lover's butt and expect to LIVE, let alone keep your relationship--
Lyserg: YOU PIG! (slaps Hao across the face)
Hao: Or else you'll get the Sango Response...
Yoh: Makes sense...
Hao: Okay. Lesson Three: The Lookie Lookie Rule...
Yoh: What's that?
Hao: Let me explain. There are two 'zones' to a woman. The happy zone-- the face, and the doom zone--anywhere else... Look you lover IN THE EYES when you're talking to them. If you stare at their breasts--
Brynn: Oh Geez, NO!
Hao: Exactly...
Lyserg: How many rules are there left? (points to his watch)
Hao: Actually, just one more-- and it's THE most important one of all...
Brynn: And that is--
Hao: Lesson 4: L.O.V.E.
Manta: ... What?
Hao: If all else fails, remember L.O.V.E!
Yoh: (sleeping)
Hao: GOOD GRIEF, MAN! (kicks Yoh in the shin)
Yoh: AAAH! I'M UP! I'M UP!
Hao: And STAY up, you...
Lyssie Clone: (walks back into the living room with two cups of ramen)(sits on the couch and gives one cup to Brynn)CH-CHOO!
Brynn: Ramen! Thank you! (hugs her cup of ramen)
Hao: ...Awkward.
Lyserg: What does L.O.V.E stand for?
Hao: L.O.V.E. : L.ots O.f V.odka. E.verybody!
Yoh: WHAT!
Brynn: You want him to BOOZE up his girlfriend!
Hao: EXACTLY! If all else fails, GET HER DRUNK!
Lyserg: You're KIDDING!
Yoh: It.. It might just... It might just WORK!
Lyserg: OMIGOSH!
--end of clip--
Brynn: That was pretty good...
Hao: (French accent)But of course...
Manta: He's the next Austin Powers...
Hao: Oh Gezz, NO!
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO!
Lyserg: (sighs)
Brynn: You okay, Lyserg?
Hao: Little Lyserg. Oh my my my! He's in LOVE!
Lyserg: (blush) Wha- wha- what!
Manta+Brynn: Haoette...
Lyserg: (big big big blush)
Hao: ...(starts to crack up) You're KIDDING! (rolls out of his chair, laughing really hard)
Manta: (Even as a woman... Geez, man. He's going to get SO cocky after this)
Brynn: Well, that's all for today folks!
Hao: We hope you had a nice time reading our early Valentine's day special.
Manta: Because Brynn would forget...
Brynn: (bonks Manta on the head) Hush, you...
Lyssie Clone: CH-CHOO!
