Hey guys sorry it's been such a long time, I blame it again on college, haha (yeah even though I'm at the bottom of the food chain lolz) This time I figure I'll take a different approach to my writing—writing about other people haha so enjoy!
It was a dark and stormy night, a night that no one had been stirring except for Rangiku Matsumoto. She walked into his room, with her usually skimpy clothes, while he was sleeping. Before she could climb into his bed she heard a voice.
"What are you doing here Lieutenant Matsumoto?" the voice came from under the covers.
"I was um," she stalled. She couldn't think of a good excuse, "making sure no one would come in and try to attack you during the night, Captain." (At this point I think you should know who this man is lolz)
"And just why would anyone have the need to do that on a night like this?" he asked.
"Well, something can show up just when you least expect it, you know you gotta 'expect the unexpected'," she said nervously.
"What like you?"
That's when a smile came over her face as she rushed for the bed.
"Matsumoto?! Wha-?" His voice was muffled by the oversized breasts. He blushed and tried to get away from Rangiku's grasp, but to no avail. As soon as he was able to free his face just before suffocation, he said "Are you drunk again? I already told you I would never be your cuddle buddy."
"No I'm not drunk and why won't you be a cuddle buddy? Is it because you miss her?" Rangiku had a frown.
"What?! I never said anything like that!" he blushed.
"Oh really? You don't like her?"
"No!"
"Do you like women?"
"N-I mean of course I do!"
"So what's wrong with me?"
"You're my lieutenant and it is forbidden to have such relations with co-workers."
"Are we co-workers?"
"What kind of a- well yeah we are."
"Technically we're not."
"What?!"
"I promise I won't tell," she started to rub on his chest in a circle.
"What?!" Hitsugaya about had a nosebleed.
"So you don't like women?"
"Where do you keep getting that? Of course I do."
"Well then prove it."
"Not to you."
"Chicken."
"That's Captain Ch-I am not a chicken!"
"Okay prove it. How manly are you anyway?"
"Fine, I will."
Just then, Hitsugaya jumped on top of Matsumoto. "That's it?" she asked with a grin.
"No, be patient."
He started to kiss her neck and gently made his way down to her navel. She moaned.
"You're going to ruin my concentration."
"Well sorry," she smiled.
He continued to kiss her and slowly slid off her clothes. He began to kiss her lips as he fondled her breasts and soon moved his lips to her bosom. She started to moan again, but he hadn't noticed. His hand had moved slowly down to her thighs as he began to stroke them. She opened her legs and he began to rub the inner part of her thighs. She still moaned, only a little louder this time. He continued to kiss her and his hand moved this way and that until he had been caressing the center. She was even more louder, but this time, Hitusgaya came out of his trance.
"You tricked me," he said as he got off of her and went to the sink.
"What? You were just showing me how manly you were," she smiled.
"Not funny. Just go," he was a little embarrassed at what had happened.
She walked up to him, still naked and started to kiss his face. She soon started to caress his little body. His face turned a deep red and he let out a small yelp, yet still did not protest. She kissed him all over and started to kiss on his neck. That was when he went back into a trance. He moved her to the bed, and started to kiss and stroke her again.
"Oh, Toushiro," she moaned.
"That's Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant,"he said.
She thought to herself, "I like where this is going."
He began to make love to her, moving slowly and calmly at first and then faster and faster. He made a steady motion, every few minutes gaining speed. She grew louder and louder as he started to pant more and more. She called his name and he called hers. They stayed this way for only a few more minutes as their bodies couldn't take it anymore. He gave out a shout and collapsed on top of her and she held him in her arms. She looked at him and kissed him on the lips. He opened his eyes and smiled. "You know you didn't have to," she said.
"It's fine, I needed that."
She rubbed his hair as if in a moment of tranquility, but he could see in her eyes a voracious appetite that he would have to somehow, satisfy. He knew what she was thinking so he laid there and looked at her. In no time at all, she was on top of him; he held her hips to keep her steady, and they had continued on for the rest of the night.
The next day, at school, Toushiro showed up a little later than usual which had worried some people. He came in with hair disheveled and bags under his eyes. All Chad could manage was a "Woah."
"What happened to you? Rough night?"sad Ichigo, "I have a son that sleeps in the same room with a fever and I still got more sleep than you."
"Just couldn't get to sleep is all," he grumbled.
"Where's Matsumoto? She's usually following you or oogling Orihime right about now."
"I have no idea."
"You're not worried about her at all?"
"No, she can take care of herself. I'm not a babysitter."
Rangiku walked in, at that moment, bright as could be.
"Woah," once again came out of Chad's mouth.
"What are you so happy about, Rangiku?" asked Ichigo.
She looked at Hitsugaya with a smile and said, "Oh, nothing. I just got a good night's rest."
"Unlike your friend Toushiro over here;" who was too tired to even protest the captain argument.
"Hm, I wonder what's gotten into him?" She continued to smile.
Keigo popped up. "I think I know what's going on here!"
"What?" said Ichigo.
"I think those two slept together, you know what I mean?" Hitsugaya froze.
"Keigo, I don't think it's right to make assumptions." said Ichigo, "I just highly doubt that ol' Stick in the Mud wouldn't sleep with anyone like that especially Rangiku." Hitusgaya was now annoyed.
"Well no one knew that you and Rukia were dating let alone having sex." Chad made a noise and Ichigo covered Keigo's mouth.
"You don't need to say that so loud you know."
"But everyone knows you have a son," was heard through the muffling.
"Yeah but we
don't need to talk to vulgar about other people's lives."
"More
like sex lives." Keigo was silenced again.
In the Girls' Group-------
" Oh, I know what happened Matsumoto, said Rukia, "I've been in the same shoes as you. So you guys actually-?"
Rangiku smiled which gave away the answer. "No, you didn't?"said Rukia, but she kept smiling , even biting her lip. Rukia and the girls started laughing loudly.
"Did you guys use protection?" asked Rukia, making reference to her blessed mistake.
"What's that?" asked Rangiku.
"What?! You don't know what that is? Oh wow," Rukia looked at all the girls. They all became quiet.
"Don't you guys have some type of class in the Soul Society?" asked Orihime.
"Sadly, no," Rukia answered.
"Wait, I don't get it," Rangiku became confused, "what are you guys talking about?"
"Well you might be in some trouble," said Rukia biting her lip, "do you remember what happened to me?"
"What?"
"Did you forget already? My child?"
"What does cute little Kaien have to do with anything?"
"Seriously, you just might have a little Kaien of your own."
"You're giving him away?! How could you?!"
"No! Rangiku, do you even know how babies are made?"
"Yes, they come down from a stork and he gives you some cabbage seeds to plant a garden and they magically have a baby in it."
"This might be harder than we thought," Rukia said to the other girls. They talked to Matsumoto for a while until she finally got it. At first she smiled, but when she got home she was a mess. In Orihime's apartment, she went through vicious mood swings.
"But how can this happen to me? I was hoping that I would just get to visit other people's children and maybe take care of them for a few minutes a day and not have the responsibility to take care of them everyday!"
"Rangiku?" asked Orihime, "you know we just said it could be possible and not that it actually was true."
She sniffled, "I don't want my life to be ruined just from one night of passion."
"I'm sure it won't be."
"Wait are you saying my life is ruined?" Rukia had shown up.
"Yes," she said in between sniffles.
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So that's that! How'd you like it? This one had some more lemon flavor to it haha. So did this dilemma come upon someone else? Find out in the next Dragon Ball- Oh wrong anime, I mean Bleach! Family Problems!! Oh, wait I didn't mean it like that, hey just give me another chance? Please? No wait!-
