"What the…?"
Harley awoke; confused, frustrated, and still tired.
What was with that dream…? How did…could I rescue May…? Well, probably I would. Now, what was with Norman…did he have a crush on me or not? Why was…what's her name…Carolyn? Why was she there with Norman…?
Harley was contemplating his dream, wishing he could have a dream where once his family didn't exist and he was married to Norman and they had their own home and were sort of like husband and wife but they're both men although Harley sort of acts like a wife… …or, at least boyfriend and boyfriend. …or something fling-y.
Then, after forgetting the rest of the dream, he noticed it was still dark in the room; no light was coming in through the window but from the moon and a streetlight.
What time is it?
There was a small light coming from an alarm clock. It said 7:12 AM.
About time to get up.
*gurgle* His intestines moved, and suddenly a sharp pain came in Harley's stomach.
May was right, I ate too much snacks.
He got up and ran to the bathroom.
After fifteen or twenty minutes later, Harley had his cloths on and was sipping some tea. His breakfast was just a piece of bread with butter on it. It was on a plate to the side of him but he hadn't bothered more than a few bites so far. Quite really, he was doing nothing. Then May came in.
"Morning, Harley."
"'Morning."
"Were you alright last night?"
"Yeah," Harley burped, and then continued "excuse me, but I had one of the weirdest dreams. The beginning of the morning was terrible…you know."
"Yeah, I heard that. It was too loud for me to sleep." said May.
"Oh…?"
"You definitely need to watch how many grease-fried octopuses you eat."
"Hm…" he grumbled.
"So, what was your dream?"
"Oh, that? Well, we were at the beach, we were also with threes who were my friends in the dream but I don't know them, though one guy looks like a friend I had before I was a coordinator, but anyways I played volleyball with the guy that looked like my friend, he won and did a victory dance, but threw the ball and it hit that red transvestite-guy from the Powerpuff Girls, then you got attacked by Tentacools and Tentacreuls during breeding season-"
"I was raped?!"
"No, unless I'm wrong about Tentacool anatomy, but you were stung all over and I had to rescue you, then I said I loved you and you called me a Cacturne, then you were stuck in a hospital and I said I loved you again and you said I dress very skimpily and you could see my body's shape. I had to wait till you got out and in the meantime stay at a motel with those other three guys, each had their own room and I basically had no life outdoors and stayed in my room doing nothing or just hung out with the other guys...your mom stayed with you, Max stayed home, and at the time you were admitted out your father got you and you were going to go back home…and for some reason I asked your dad for a job."
"…that is weird…" May said "Well, I had a dream my Skitty turned into a human and I was a Pokémon breeder. Then I breed Skitty in her human form with a Wailord." she went to the bread Harley made and cut a piece for herself.
"Heh-he-he-he-heh!" laughed Harley. As much as he doesn't care about whatever about May, that was amusing.
