Chapter 11: Sting and Sai-…I Have No Words For This…
Disclaimer: Sorry it's been so long!!! Anyway, I only own the OCs and –plot- of this fic.
"Hey hun, you wanna visit our friends in Destiny Oaks? I heard some crazy stuff's been happening." Sting asked his husband. (Where did all this yaoi come from???)
"I don't know, it's really dangerous over there, didn't that one girl get killed?" Sai replied, looking worried.
"No, she shot herself with Yzak's Lucky Thirteen Sniper Rifle, and if you ask me, she's probably better off dead. Who shoots themselves with a Sniper Rifle!?" Sting replied and shook his head.
"I still think they should all be put in the Insane Asylum…or jail…they're all crazy!" Sai exclaimed, remembering their last visit to the demented neighborhood…
Sting watched his husband shudder at the gruesome memories and shrugged, grabbing his coat.
"Come on, you chicken, live a little! These cats are wild and know how to have some fun!" he said and practically dragged Sai out of the door.
As they were driving a cab going about 30 mph over the speed limit swerved around them, jostling the passenger in the backseat.
"Jeez, he's in a hurry. Poor chick." Sting mumbled as he drove.
"Hey, wasn't that Auel's cab?" Sai asked.
"Oh yeah, that was! I'd never mistake that hair!" Sting replied.
"You mean like the time you totally attacked that poor man because you thought he was your 'brother'?" Sai asked, referring to when Sting saw Athrun at the mall and mistook him for Auel…maybe he should borrow Sai's glasses…
"Oh, yeah, forgot about that, eh heh." Sting replied with a sheepish expression.
Sai rolled his eyes and muttered, "Whatever."
"There are reports of a bad accident on Voltaire Avenue, involving an eighteen wheeler, a Hummer, Toyota Corolla, Mercedes-Benz, and Suzuki motorcycle. There is a detour on Archangel Road that should lead be safe." The voice on the radio said.
"Huh, wonder how that happened." Sting asked himself as they came upon the street.
"There is also another accident where it appears a cab is torn apart in the middle of Dominion Street, but the driver and/or passengers are nowhere to be found." Another person reported.
"Wow, must be some crazy people on the roads today." Sting said.
"LET ME OUT OF THE CAR! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!" Sai screamed and pulled on the door handle.
"Hehehe, child-lock rules." Sting said as Sai hyperventilated.
Fortunately for them, they made it to the neighborhood safely and pulled into Auel and Murrue's home.
They got out, Sai looking around worriedly, and Sting rang the doorbell.
Murrue answered and blushed, giggling like a school girl. "Oh, his Sting and Sai."
"Sting! Thanks for coming; you just saved my life man! This chick's crazy!" Auel exclaimed as he ran up and glomped him.
"Really? I kinda like crazy chicks." Sting replied in a smoky voice and gave Murrue a sly grin.
"Yes well you like me better." Sai replied possessively, still looking around for signs of danger. He saw a fancy looking car pull up to Dearka's house and saw Gilbert Durandal get out, walking up the driveway.
"Uh, right." Sting answered, sweatdropping.
They all stood at the doorway for a few minutes in silence for lack of anything better to do until…
"DEARKA ELSMAN! GET OUT OF THAT BED WITH MY WIFE! I KNEW YOU TWO WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR AND NOW I'VE CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT! WAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS ALMOST COMPLETE! Now where did I put that Lucky Thirteen Sniper Rifle I 'borrowed' from Yzak?" they heard Gilbert Durandal yell from next door.
"Well, wanna come inside? I can make you guys some dinner." Murrue said. The two men shrugged and followed her and Auel inside as Dearka and Talia's screams were heard throughout the neighborhoods.
"SHE MADE ME! I COULDN'T STOP HER! SHE'S A BEAST I TELL YOU! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Dearka yelled as he ran around inside the house.
"DEARKA! YOU LIEING, SNIVELING LITTLE PIECE OF –CRAP-! GIMME THAT GUN GILBERT I'LL KILL HIM MYSELF!!!" Talia shrieked crazily as she grabbed the gun from Gil.
"Awww, but I wanted to kill him!" Gil pouted and sat on the front steps while Talia was chasing Dearka.
"Dude, you have awesome neighbors." Sting said after listening.
"I think we should call the cops, someone could get hurt!" Sai said worriedly.
"Oh shut up you wuss! You're worse than Kira!" Auel complained. And here I drop another anvil on Auel.
"Sting I think we should leave, this is getting violent." Sai said and clung to his lover's arm.
"NO ONE'S LEAVING UNTIL THEY EAT MY SPECIAL DINNER!" Murrue yelled insanely.
"Dude! All the chicks are going crazy!" Sting exclaimed.
"THERE YOU ARE! WHERE'D YOU PUT MY LUCKY THIRTEEN SNIPER RIFLE YOU CRAZY SON OF A GUN!?" Yzak bellowed when he found Gilbert Durandal.
All the Former Chairman did was point in the direction where Talia had Dearka cornered against Murrue and Auel's house.
"GIMME BACK MY LUCKY THRITEEN SNIPER RIFLE WOMAN!" he bellowed again and ran towards them.
"NEVER! NOT UNTIL THIS BAKA IS DEAD AND EVERYONE WORSHIPS ME!" Talia screamed wildly. Everyone stopped and raised their eyebrows at this and she sighed. "Okay forget the worshipping part, BUT I STILL WANT HIM DEAD!"
BAM!
The bullet blasted through the side of the house, leaving a big gaping hole…
…Right in front of where Murrue was standing raising her insanely ginormous kitchen knife with her "Kiss the Cook" apron on and tall, white Chef's hat.
Thud!
And then she fainted.
…………
"YES!" Auel shouted and dragged Murrue into the bedroom. Sting and Sai glanced at each other and shrugged before Sai also fainted and Sting grinned.
"DARN IT I MISSED!"
"I love this place…" Sting said as they stood among the chaos.
"That's it! I'm calling the cops! You're all going to jail or the Insane Asylum!!" Sai screamed and took out his cell phone.
"GET HIM!" Talia yelled and they all tackled Sai, crushing his phone and knocking him unconscious.
"Good job guys…now what were we doing?" Dearka asked after everyone high-fived and hugged.
"Uhhh…." Talia asked with a confused expression.
"MY EVIL PLAN MUST BE COMPLETED!!!" Gil yelled and took the gun from Talia and pointed it at Dearka.
Just then, the shrill sound of the sirens swooped down upon them as the cops appeared. (1)
"EVERYONE RUN! IT'S THE PO-POS!!!!"
-Author's Note: Yay! That wasn't so hard, now was it? Please review and tell me what you think!
1) Alliteration time again!!! I just had to throw it in.-
