Flame Pony

A/N: Okay, you'll need to know this, I promise. "Chin" is a Japanese slang term for "penis". So, "Fullchin" would mean… well, I think you get the idea.

Disclaimer: Duh, it's not mine. And neither is Ed's charming nickname for Mustang. I give full credit to whoever made it up, even though I don't know who they are.

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Edward Elric was not a happy camper. Roy Mustang, his lover, had informed him that they would not be able to tell others about their relationship after all, which Edward had actually been looking forward to doing. "It's too risky," Roy said.

He was a fool if he thought that a small word like "risky" would stop the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Said alchemist waited until all of Mustang's subordinates had been assembled in his office to receive new assignments. Smiling brightly (and falsely), he kicked in the door and called, "Hiya, Flame Pony!"

"What did you just call me?" Mustang asked, bewildered.

"You heard me," Ed said, crossing the room to plop down on Roy's desk and cross his legs. "I figured that since you get to call me 'Fullchin' at home, I should get to have a pet name for you."

And that, dear friends, was how the Flame and Fullmetal were outed to the entire military.

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A/N: I realize that I went against my own personal rule to not use Japanese terms, but… I had to.