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Chapter 10: You've STILL Got Mail
The combaticons were wreaking havoc throughout the Autobot headquarters on Cybertron. Fortunately, on this day, an aerial autobot known as Powerglide was there to give them an equally difficult time. "Good thing you guys can't fly," the flying autobot said to his enemies on the ground. "THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG!" A female decepticon jet shouted before shooting him down. "It's about time you showed up, Blast Off," Onslaught sighed in relief, "where have you been?" "I've got priorities, OKAY?!"
Normally, this would be the end for an ordinary autobot; however, Powerglide was not just ANY ordinary autobot. "Okay, I'll fight on your level," the aerial autobot said.
He put up a valiant effort by heavily injuring some of the combaticons, aside from onslaught; however, he eventually met his end when he was suddenly stabbed in the back by Thrust. At least he went down fighting.
"Jeez, this guy took WAY too long to take down," Scrapmetal exclaimed. "You're welcome," Thrust replied, "I'll be waiting at the ship." "Who's hurt," Onslaught asked. A decepticon medic replied, "Bonecrusher and Blast off are heavily damaged, and Brawl lost his left hand. I need the parts to patch them up." "Why are you looking at me like that," Mixmaster asked Brawl. Without warning, the decepticon tank began pummeling Mixmaster. Scrapmetal saw this, and retaliated by shooting at the combaticon, only for he himself to beaten to the ground until he was no longer capable of movement on his own. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU," Onslaught shouted, "Megatron is going to be VERY upset when I tell him this!" Brawl simply ignored him, and proceeded to rip off Scrapmetal's left arm, despite only needing just a hand. This was perhaps the worst thing that could happen to any decepticon: Mixmaster and Scrapmetal were being RECYCLED. The worst part, was the fact those two were still alive, and were just left there as everyone else continued on the mission.
Do do do do do DO!
"Do you think the decepticons snuffed Sideswipe's lights out," Jazz asked. "It's possible," Tracks answered, "they most definitely dislike him as much as we do." "Don't say that," the female autobot resembling Wheeljack replied, "I actually enjoy having him around." "Nobody asked you, Flareup," Tracks corrected.
While the autobots were bickering, the door to the ship opened, revealing a small blue autobot resembling Bumblebee. "Glyph, get your butt back in the ship," Flareup ordered. Suddenly, Thrust appeared out of thin air holding Glyph and said, "I'm afraid this young autobot has lost her ticket." "Since when did you decide to drop in and steal the show," Jazz asked. "Because, this is a JACKING," Thrust exclaimed, throwing Glyph at the three autobots and taking off with the ship.
"Sentinel ain't gonna like this," Flareup commented. "Like he ever likes anything we do," Tracks added.
"This is Thrust, mission is a success," Thrust announced to the combaticons. "Then come pick us up," Onslaught demanded. "I'm afraid I can't do that," the decepticon spy declined. "Why not?" "I need room to transport a very special cargo, so... I'm going to leave you to die. Nothing personal!" After hearing that, Onslaught's only response was to scream into the sky.
The Transformers will return!
("OMG, Y U TURN BLAST OFF INTO FEMME? U SO SEXIST!" I HAD to because ASTROTRAIN is coming in a later chapter. Blast Off is also going to transform into a jet (a European one, not American nor Soviet one), and probably be one of the few Transformers in this who incorporate words of another language into their sentences (perhaps French?). SHE is actually based off a figure of the "original" who turned into a jet. Onslaught is based on his g1/Cybertron counterpart; however, I have no plan on what exactly he'll turn into... yet... (I want something real and different besides a flatbed artillery truck). Brawl is inspired by the 2007 movie counterpart (don't worry, he looks NOTHING like he did in the movie), transforms into a T-80 tank (the second-ish generation MBT, not the WWII light tank for those wondering) with missile launchers on the sides of the turret instead of two additional guns (plus a mine clearing plow like he had in the movie), and will NOT speak (he does make whatever noises he made in the movie). The rest of the combaticon team members, I am sort of deciding between Barricade, Bonecrusher and Swindle, and Blackout and Vortex. As for this chapter... I feel it's probably one of the weakest and least favorite I've done since it's short, it's not very funny nor engaging (at least in my mind), and it has the number one element I HATE in Transformers, which has something to do with introducing characters. Anyways, lend me support so this story gets better and better.)
