Ganondorf laughed maliciously as he strolled through the halls straight for Zelda and her new entourage. "Fools!" he thundered, "Know fear, for I have returned for you! Me, Ganondorf!!!"
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!
Marth and Roy drew their swords and moved to guard the princess. "M'lady," Marth called, "Stay behind us; we will protect you from Ganondorf."
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNN!!!
Ganondorf laughed again, still advancing, "Again, Fools! You have no hope to protect that woman! I will take her as my evil bride and rule all of Hyrule, for I… am Ganondorf!!!"
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!
Zelda frowned, "What is with that annoying din?"
Ganon laughed, "That? Oh, that is Earl, my special sound man. He helps make my entrance by playing an evil orchestral surge whenever my name is said!"
Roy spoke up, "No more introductions, dude. It's time to fight, so totally prepare yourself, Gandhi-Dwarf!"
Marth sighed, "His name isn't Gandhi-Dwarf, it's Ganondorf."
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!
Roy frowned and scratched his head, "Candy-Dork?"
Zelda tapped the red-haired warrior on the shoulder, "Roy, darling, repeat after me: Gan- (Dun!)-on- (Dun!) –dorf! (DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!)"
Ganondorf by now was getting quite annoyed, "Will you all stop it?"
"Gan- (Dun!) –on- (Dun!) –dorf! (DUNNNNNNNNN!!!)" Roy repeated, "Huh, that's a funny name!"
"You dare to taunt the name of Ganondorf?"
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!
Roy began laughing, "Ganondorf! Ganondorf! Ganondorf!" (Dundun's playing to tune of "La Cucaracha")
"No! Stop it! Stop that, I command you! Earl, cease the orchestral surges, you annoying pathetic excuse for a human being!"
A pause, followed by someone's voice over the non-existent PA system, "You know, I have feelings too."
Ganondorf sighed, "Earl? Earl, you there? Come on, Earl! Will you guys excuse me for a second?"
"Of course!" they all replied at once, and Ganon promptly exited.
A few minutes of contract negotiation later…
"Okay, I just got Earl back on sound duty… Holla Earl... and now, it is time! You will all be crushed (Except my sweetheart Zelda of course and Earl the sound guy, so technically it'll just be the two people right there.) for I command the very elements!" At his beck and call, all four elements appeared before him in the form of humans.
Zelda shuddered, "And what are you going to do with your command of the elements?"
An evil look came to the wizard's face, "So glad you asked. With my vast command of the four elements, I command them to!…" He held his hand in the air and paused, "I command them to!..." another pause, "Uh, now Earl."
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!
"DANCE!!!!!!!!" The elements all began dancing an Irish jig. MewTwo was playing the violin with his mind, explaining with a simple, "I lost a bet to the maniac."
Marth turned to Zelda, "This is who your ultimate enemy is?"
Zelda nodded, "Sadly, yes, he is."
Roy turned to her, "Do you want us to kick his butt?"
"Yeah, that'd be great."
