Castiel the Human Angel (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Michael and Luci
Gadreel and Ezekiel
Gail and Metatron
Ingrid and Balthazar
But do you recall
The most famous angel of all?
Castiel the human angel
Helped two quite unlucky bros
And if you ever saw them
They would even say it blows
All of the other angels
Used to love and call him God
They never let poor Cas
Live an easy angel life
Then the evil scribe of God
Known as Metatron
Stole the grace that burned so bright
Right out from the angel's chest
Now Cas is only human
And he shouted in despair
Castiel the human angel
You'll get your grace back, I swear
