A/N: Hey hey peoples! So, long story short…I'm not dead. I'll explain later. Let's do this first:
Question from Eillac to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Who do you like better, Jack the monkey or Jack the deranged pirate?"
Elizabeth: The monkey, no question.
Jack the person: (mumbles to self sarcastically) Could you answer a little faster?
Question from Eillac to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Are you telling me that you felt NOTHING when you kissed Jack? I mean, you guys are meant to be!"
Elizabeth: (taken aback by this comment) We're meant to what now?
Jack: You know, you never did say if once was enough for you.
Elizabeth: (rolls eyes) Plenty.
Question from Eillac to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Did YOU feel anything when Elizabeth kissed you?"
Jack: (smiles) Well I-
Will: You what Jack? Please, do tell us. (leans in to listen to Jack's answer)
Elizabeth: Yes, do tell. (leans in as well)
Jack: (nervous, not of Will as much as Elizabeth) I…uh…felt absolutely nothing. Nothing whatsoever. (to himself) After the kraken swallowed.
Question from gothicpiratevictoria to Captain Jack Sparrow – "what's up with you and your dad, it looks like you guys don't get along very well."
Jack: Umm…
Teague: Is that any of your business madam.
Question from gothicpiratevictoria to Captain Hector Barbossa – "What were your parents like?"
Barbossa: I don't know. I was an orphan. Picked up the trade of piracy when I was six.
Question from gothicpiratevictoria to Captain Teague – "Will you tell us a fact about Jack's mom, just anything because we all want to know something about her."
Teague: She wasn't a virgin when I married her.
Question from to Captain William Turner – "If I was not ready to die would you let me serve aboard the Dutchman even though I'm a woman?"
Will: I'm not sexist.
Question from to Scarlet and Giselle – "Why do you fight over Jack? I mean come on look at him Ick!"
Scarlet: (in a dreamy voice) We are.
Giselle: Hey, I was looking at him first.
Scarlet: You know perfectly well that I was looking at him first when we met him at Tortuga. You, on the other hand, were looking at my brother.
Giselle: (shocked) How dare you!
All males in the cast: (watch as the fight breaks out and are all slightly turned on)
Question from to Captain Jack Sparrow – "How did you get both Scarlet and Giselle?"
Jack: It's an art.
Elizabeth: Ha.
Question from Auto to Mercer – "Okay, let me start off by saying that you had, like, one of the most creative deaths in the movie series. How exactly do you plan on getting back at Davy Jones? Might I suggest opening up a sushi restaurant to torment him with? Just how long have you and Beckett known each other? What was your first impression of him?"
Mercer: I'm working on my revenge actually, and I shall take your idea into consideration. And Beckett and I have known each other for years. We met in a pub, and he needed things taken care of that fell into my area of expertise.
Question from ..piratess. to Captain William Turner – "My friend loves you... will you please just marry her to shut her up?"
Will: Um…I'm kind of already taken.
Elizabeth: My man, back off.
Question from ..piratess. to Captain Jack Sparrow – "OMG! MARRY ME! (ahem) WHY do you ALWAYS go after Scarlet and Giselle? Come after someone else... (coughcough) ME (coughcough)"
Jack: In my defense I don't go after just Scarlet and Giselle.
Elizabeth and Anamaria: Don't even think about it.
Question from LM1991 to select cast members – "everyone who fell off the waterfall in AWE: HOW THE HELL DID YOU ALL SURVIVE? Normal people who fall off such a high waterfall DIE."
Cast: (look at one another for an answer)
Gibbs: We aren't really sure…
Question from LM1991 to Captain Sao Feng – "Question to Sao Feng: Why did you think Elizabeth was Calypso in human form?"
Sao Feng: Why do you think? Just look at the way she fights!
Question from LM1991 to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Question to Jack: This is not a question. This is a theory. Namely: you've get slapped every time you try to ...(needs a dictionary) (mutters) Damn language... Why was I born in The Netherlands... (found page) Aha! ''hit on a woman''. So why, dear Jack, don't you STOP trying?"
Jack: I-
Elizabeth: He can't. Trust me. It's physically impossible.
Jack: Beggin' your pardon Mrs. Turner, but I do believe the lady was directing the question at me.
Elizabeth: Am I wrong?
Jack: …
Question from Tassel630 to Captain Elizabeth Turner and Anamaria – "To Elizabeth and Anamaria: Firstly, your names are awesome. Secondly, it's not that hard to live with Jack if you know how to deal with him. Anamaria has a good method. Allow me to demonstrate the way I prefer to do it. (Sometime later, as Jack walks along muttering to himself about some random thing, Tassel jumps out of tree and lands with feet on Jack's shoulders and bashes his head with crowbar, causing him to fall to the ground while being held down by one of Tassel's claws... er, feet.) It seems to me that your ego needs some deflation after the last chapter. You smell funny, your hair grosses me out, you're a coward, you can't even keep hold of your own ship, your mind is puny, and you're a womanizing jerk. (bashes with crowbar once again for the benefit of females everywhere) Now, I have to ask a question, so... can you whistle? And also, have you noticed that the only females that actually like you are the ones from my world, i.e., the ones that have never met you? Whereas all the females that have met you (Scarlet, Giselle, Anamaria, etc...) take great pleasure in smacking you?
Elizabeth and Anamaria: (exchange glances, then…) We like you.
Anamaria: And yes, we can both whistle.
Elizabeth: And she has a point about the girls who do and don't like you, there might be something to that Jack.
Jack: (ignoring Elizabeth's comment) I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE!
Author of this fic: No, that was me…moving right along!
Question from hoeoverbros to Captain William Turner – "To Will... "You are so hot. Can I have your number?"
Will: Number?
Question from hoeoverbros to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To Jack... "Your also kind of hot, but are you sane?"
Jack: I-
Elizabeth: No, he's not. Ever.
Jack: Do you mind woman! Stop stealing my questions!
Gibbs: This is exactly why a woman shouldn't be allowed on a ship of any sort under any circumstances, its bad luck.
Jack: I'll drink to that. (they do) But wait, we aren't really on a ship now are we?...
Gibbs:…no…we aren't. Where are we?
Question from Spirit World to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "So Elizabeth...how did you feel about being kissed by Sao Feng in AWE? I thought it was kinda gross...oh, and I have some rum for Jack, and muffins for everyone else! Blueberry!
Jack: (goes straight for the rum)
Ragetti and Pintel: (go straight for the blueberry muffins)
Elizabeth: (stares at them oddly)…Anyway, to answer your question, I did fight him in case you hadn't noticed. There was no kissing back on my side. None whatsoever.
Question from to Davy Jones – "davy jones: what made you like calyspo..tia delma?... in the first place? she seems kinda mean.."
Jones: (doesn't respond out of a broken heart)
Question from to Captain Jack Sparrow – "jack sparrow: out of the two, who do you like more? elizabeth or anamaria? and...whhy?"
Jack: I- (cuts himself off just from Elizabeth's glare this time) -…neither.
Question from to Captain Hector Barbossa – "barbossa: how DID you get the monkey? better yet, why do you have a pet monkey?"
Barbossa: Bartered him off Tia Delma. And why not.
Question from to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "elizabeth: did you ever notice that almost EVERY single MALE in the movies wanted you at some point? or are you just oblivious to all around you?"
All males in the cast: (were staring at Elizabeth who now look away)
Elizabeth: (more than aware of them) You really think I'm oblivious?
Question from to William Turner III – "young will turner the 3rd: how does it feel to have two VERY important pirates as your parents?"
Will III: Cool!
Question from to Captain William Turner – "will: what did you do when you first realized you had a child? rather curious, seeing as they didnt show it in the movie..."
Will: (sneaks a look and a smile at Elizabeth) You know the one day I had before my first ten years at see? You know how it matters how you spend that one day? Yeah…I kinda knew.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "To Elizabeth: Have you ever noticed that EVERY man you've kissed ends up dead? For example: You kissed Jack, then shackled him to the mast of the Pearl so the Kracken ate him. You kissed Norrington, then Bootstrap killed him, then you kissed Will just after you got married and HE died too! You must be cursed!"
Elizabeth: (feeling slightly guilty about SOME of those deaths) Sorry guys.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To Jack: LOVE the Black Pearl, gorgeous ship!"
Jack: Thank you-
Barbossa: Beggin' your pardon Missy, but I was wondering why that compliment went to Jack and not the Captain of the Pearl.
Jack: Mate, you seem to be a bit confused, because you see, the compliment did go to the Captain of the-
Ragetti: We are NOT doing this right now!
Jack and Barbossa: (shocked at Ragetti, shut up)
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Hector Barbossa – "To Barbossa: You SURE you're not Irish? As saphireKat asked. You sound like you're from Northern Ireland (like me), cuz we kinda talk the same way, except a little less piratey."
Barbossa: Well, I 'spose I could be. I was an orphan so I guess I really wouldn't know for sure.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Davy Jones and Tia Delma – "To Davy Jones and Calypso: Those lockets are gorgeous, and I love the tune they play. Were they custom made?"
Tia Delma: (nods) By me.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain William Turner – "To Will: Is Norrington on the Dutchman? I knew he stuck a sword in Davy Jones when asked if he feared death, but did you bring him on board when ferrying all those Jones neglected?"
Will: Never saw him. I imagine he crossed over before I became Captain of the Dutchman.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Tia Delma – "To Calypso/Tia Dalma: Was that snake hanging in your shack an albino boa? (Bit of a stupid question, but I like snakes!)"
Tia Delma: Well, it wasn't originally an albino…
Rest of the cast: (lean away in fear of what the crap she did to that snake)
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Pintel and Ragetti – "To Pintel and Ragetti: Why did you agree to mutiny Jack again, when you both said you preferred him as Captain than Barbossa?"
Ragetti: Well, I suppose, at the time…
Pintel: We didn't really think the whole thing through. We honestly do like Jack more as our Captain.
Ragetti: Yeah, we really do.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To Jack: This has been bugging me for a while, but when did you steal...AHEM...COMMANDEER that map part of the Navigational Charts? Was it before or after the battle between the EITC and the Pirates?"
Barbossa: (leans in curiously and intently)
Jack: (notices Barbossa out of the corner of his eye) …I don't know what you're talking about.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to James Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow – "To Norrington and I guess, Jack: What did you do the all the treasure Jack had on him (and that was quite a bit) from the Isla de Muerta? And Jack, you really suited that crown. :D"
Jack: I thought so to.
Elizabeth: (aside) The ego. The ego.
Jack: (glares aside to Elizabeth)
Norrington: And we threw the gold in the treasury on the ship.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Lord Cutler Beckett – "To Beckett: WHY did you sink the Wicked Wench (presently the Black Pearl) and brand Jack a pirate just because he freed slaves? And you looked like a pansy when waving that fan, Jack looked funny."
Beckett: We had a deal. Scores needed to be settled.
Jack: Pssshhhh.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "To Elizabeth (again): Did you get to see your dad again after Will became Captain of the Dutchman?"
Elizabeth: No, I haven't been to the other side except the once when we went to save Jack.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Captain Hector Barbossa – "To Barbossa: Do you ever eat red apples? You seem to only eat green ones."
Barbossa: I like me apples green.
Question from Medusa Sparrow-Winchester to Joshamee Gibbs – "To Gibbs: Where do you hear all these stories? You should write a book about them."
Gibbs: Thanky Missy, and I have. The Pirates Code(crossed out) Guidelines.
Question from TortugaTourGuide to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To Jack Sparrow: When did you fall for Elizabeth?"
Jack:…never?
Elizabeth: (eyeing him menacingly)
Question from TortugaTourGuide to James Norrington – "To James Norrington: Since Elizabeth wouldn't marry you, can I?"
Norrington: (looks at Elizabeth without her noticing and sighs)
Question from saphireKat to Captain Teague – "Capt. Teague: Are all of these questions regarding your wife annoying you? (I also apologize if I was one of the 'annoying people'. It wasn't my intention, I assure you.)"
Teague: What tipped you off?
Question from saphireKat to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Jack: When was the first time you tried rum? Is it really that good? (I'm not much of a drinker... mostly because I'm under aged, so I'm just curious. xD)"
Jack: I don't remember. And yes, rum is good. I like rum. It's good.
Question from saphireKat to Captain William Turner – "Will: *looks at will hard* Have YOU ever tried rum? Seriously, I don't think there was ever a time when you tried it in the PotC movies."
Will: Thanks to someone, (glares at Jack) I have, yes. It began on the first ride to Tortuga and it was all down hill from there.
Jack: What are you talking about William? I think you turned out alright thanks to me, wouldn't you say Bootstrap?
Bootstrap: (grunts)
Question from saphireKat to Captain William Turner – "Another one for Will: Since you're the captian of the Flying Dutchman, is your father your first mate?"
Will: (smiles at his father, he smiles back) As a matter of fact yes.
Question from saphireKat to Ragetti and Pintel – "Ragetti and Pintel: What was one of the most funniest things have you guys done together? Tell me, tell me! Please? (pleading eyes) I'll give you rum, since I'm not old enough to drink yet. (holds up bottle)"
Ragetti: Well…there was that one night we spent together in that jail cell when-
Pintel: (hits Ragetti over the head with a gun he's using as a club) Can't think of anything.
A/N: To TortugeTourGuide-your other two questions were a little too much in this world versus the PotC world for me to answer.
OK guys, I know, I have some explaining to do. I fell out of fanfiction, like a lot. But I suppose you've guessed that. I'm sorry, I do miss it but (and I mean this in the nicest way) I finally got a life. There wasn't really room in it for fanfiction. I've been doing endless musical, plays, dance and vocal lessons, and so much theatre I could go on forever but we'll leave it at: I have made the decision to major in Musical Theatre and I couldn't be happier and I hope you guys will forgive me.
I know it's been a long time, I noticed some of you had even changed your fanfic names and I was like "I really have been gone a long time." So sorry again. I just hope you at least come back to read the answers to your questions you asked like a billion trillion years ago. I hope the answers are up to par with previous chapters, I apologize if they're not. I'm rusty. But it felt like it used to and I realized writing this that I've really missed this fic.
No promises about a big return and me never going away again because in all honest I probably will. But its summer right now and I have free time. I really hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me and come back to read this fic because rereading reviews I remembered what amazing fans I had. I hope you guys know how much I appreciate you.
Please review, critic, send in questions and its nice to be back. :)
