Waluigi was continuing along his journey with Wario when he saw a brown mushroom.

"Hey, look," he said, pointing at the mushroom. "It's got a face on it."

"Huh. That's weird. Okay, whatever," Wario replied, not even turning around. He didn't need to be bothered by some weird face mushroom. Who cared about that? He was too busy looking for coins to take with him on his adventure!

Sure enough, there was a coin hovering above a green pipe. Wario was about to grab it when –

"Hey, what're you doing? You're not supposed to be here, pal!"

Wario jumped. Who said that? Looking around, he couldn't see anyone, but he had to find out! If he didn't, the guy who'd told him off might stop him from getting that coin! His coin!

No, he was going to find whoever was lurking around and–

"WAA! What? Oh, you say that to Waluigi, eh? Well, Waluigi hates you already! Take a hike, you little loser!"

All right, so Waluigi had found out who was mouthing them off. Wahaha! Wait … did that mean … Waluigi … would get that coin?

Then it wouldn't be Wario's, and that was a bleak, horrid scenario he couldn't let happen!

Knocking Waluigi to the ground with his Dash Attack (maybe Wario needed a new move … nah), Wario prepared to do the same to his mystery opponent … until he saw who that opponent was.

"Hey, look, fashion statement, you can't be here either! Not allowed! Move it, you fat punk!"

He was being ordered around by a brown mushroom! A walking, talking brown mushroom! It even had a face on it, something Wario would have liked to have had pointed out to him earlier.

That stupid Waluigi. Never told Wario anything.