Dsg: Umm….hey guys…
Everyone: *Silence*
Dsg: Okay, I'm sorry I haven't updated since May, I've just been busy. There were tests and everything, and then Pokémon Highschool started to kick off, so I had to do that. But I promise to work on the next season of Mob Matcher.
Surya: How are we supposed to believe that?
Dsg: I've done a little bit of writing for the third season, and I'll show you and the end of the chapter.
Crona: Well that doesn't really make up for it.
Dsg: I'm a busy dude!
Sobin: Whatever…
Dsg: Let's just on with this already. The first review is from Goldenwaddledees, and his review is;
Ah the happy romance of my dare... I love your stories man they were the first i ever found...
D1: now you all get a choice play 3 rounds of town of Salem or 20 rounds of Trouble in Terrorist Town (5 traitors 2 detectives)
(It is a vote so majority rules) and everyone has to play
D2: to regain trust in each other all of you shall experince your significant other's death in your mind (for zeon just have him go out like terminator) therefore you will not want that to happan and love and trust each other again
D3: NOW CUPCAKE STORM AT 4:20 (must show it)
D4: all the girls watch Future diary and become like Yuno while all the guys have to watch Ouran high school host club (basically senpai trying to get noticed) though they are unaffected except for random occassians when all clothing but underwear comes off (like gray from fairy tail) this will cause a hilarious scene i hope
Dsg: I was the first writer, lucky me I guess. I've come a quite a long way since 2012, and I've certainly gotten better.
Surya: That's true.
Dsg: Well, enough reminiscing about the past, let's get on with the dares! I've never actually played TTT, seeing that PC games are hard to play with a laptop. So I'll improve and just make up lines from your game session.
Crona: Isn't that kind of breaking the fourth wall?
Dsg: When have you ever cared about breaking the fourth wall?
Crona: Fair enough.
Dsg: Now go play! *tosses everyone into a large room* and now for a brief montage, because I'm too lazy to actually portray the game.
Surya: Well it's been a while since I've played a game like this. Let's see here…ah shit, I died.
Crona: Man this is easy, you guys suck at video games.
Cupa: It's fun to blow things up!
Sobin: Dammit Crona!
Zeon: This is a lot more challenging than it looks.
Creve: It's no League of Legends, but I can into this.
Sarah: Creve! This headsets are bothering me!
(Blazzete and Gamma didn't even bother playing)
Elyse: What do I do?
Gina: Die, Die, Die! *squeals* YAY!
Dsg: And that's that.
Sobin: You're a slippery guy Crona.
Crona: You can never defeat me!
Surya: I don't really get the point of that game.
Creve: It's a game dude, there isn't a point sometimes.
Dsg: *Opens umbrella* Gaming sure is fun.
Zeon: Why do you have an open umbrella?
Dsg: You'll find out in about ten seconds.
*Cupcakes rain down from the sky*
Dsg: Make that now, guess my watch it off.
Surya: Sweet, it's chocolate.
Sequa: I want to eat this, but it'll go right to my hips.
Crona: I'm a dude so I don't care about getting fat. *Catches and scarves down cupcakes*
Zeon: I cannot really alter my body with sugar and excess fat, so I can eat as I please as well. Though this method is a bit unorthodox.
Creve: It's fun as hell though. *Pelts Sarah with a cupcake*
Sarah: Hey! *Throws a cupcake at Creve*
Dsg: No more throwing cupcakes!
Creve: You're no fun…
Dsg: Next item on the list…you have to experience each other's deaths. Not sure how this regains trust, but I get to play Final Destination with all of you. And for Cupa, you're going to have to go through blowing up. Kind of ironic.
Surya: So I'm the one who actually died? Does that make me a zombie?
Dsg: More of a reincarnation I suppose. Now onto the deaths, and instead of being nice and scripting it, I'll just make another list. Since there's so many. Now keep in mind that the deaths are meant for the significant other. So the way I list Crona's death would actually be Sobin's death, and vice-versa.
Cupa explodes…ironically.
Surya falls ill and dies at all old age.
Crona gets mauled by a bear.
Sobin dies in a car accident.
Sequa goes out in an explosion, her skull would remain, but she's a Slime.
Gina makes a mistake in teleporting.
Elyse is mugged and ****** and then shot.
Icarus melts.
Selena melts as well.
Creve commits suicide.
Sarah is poisoned by a jealous man.
Zeon gets hit by a car while trying to save a child.
Blazzete drowns.
Gamma is eaten by a shark.
Dsg: And I live forever!
Everyone: *silent*
Crona: How did you come up with these so quickly?! Even I'm not that crazy!
Dsg: Your insanity dwindles in mine Crona, it dwindles in mine.
Blazzete: I'm never going in the water…
Sobin: I'm never going in a forest…
Selena: I melt?! What the hell?!
Dsg: Eh, you're a snowma-woman…so it makes sense.
Icarus: Well what about me?
Dsg: Iron, it melts….that's all I got. NEXT!
Crona: All we have left is a Yandere storm, and Ouran Host Club Marathon, also random stripping, because you know….why not?
Dsg: To make this more interesting, I'm going choose one girl to become Yuno, and it'll activate later. So for now…Ouran time!
(A series of episodes and THAT OPENING later…)
Creve: I can say with 100% certainty that what I just witnessed was the gayest thing ever.
Gamma: Agreed…
Crona: I've already seen it, it's decent the second time around.
Surya: Same, Crona forced me to watch it.
Elyse: I have no words for what I just witnessed.
Icarus and Zeon: Second on that.
Sequa: Zeon dear….why are you shirtless?
Zeon: *Looks down* My word! What happened to my shirt?
Creve: For a zombie, you don't look scrawny.
Zeon: Sometimes you get a bulk up when being restored.
Crona: You're just making this up as you go, aren't you DSG?
Dsg: Don't break the fourth wall!
Crona: I've already wrecked it.
Dsg: Don't break it anymore!
Blazzete: Just move on to the next review already.
Dsg: Aight…the next dare is from gallade4evr, huh, he reviews my Pokémon Highschool story often.
Crona: AGAIN with that story?
Dsg: Sorry…anyways, his review is;
hello, i've got some truths and dares for you.
t1, surya, who would you have dated if you couldn't date cupa?
T2 dsg, if you could remove any one character, who would you remove?
D1 surya, make out with a girl of dsg's choice. (Besides cupa. HAHAHAHA)
D2 Crona, turn into a wolf and destroy Sobin with your wolfley powers.
Oops, i gotta go save my friend from godzilla's mother, see ya soon.
Dsg: I didn't even know Godzilla had a mom, you learn something new every day. First question of the day goes to Surya! Would you have gone out with anyone else if Cupa never showed up?
Surya: O-oh…well I mean I had a thing for Amber, our class president. But I probably wouldn't ha-
Cupa: What was that Surya? You like someone else…?
Surya: It was a long time ago, and it more of a small cru-…Cupa…why's your hair pink?
Cupa: *pulls out knife* No reason…now let's go visit this Amber girl. *Ties Surya up*
Surya: Crona! Help me!
Crona: Sorry man, you do not mess with Yuno Gasai, even if she isn't Yuno Gasai.
Surya: That doesn't make any sense!
Crona: You'll understand when you're a full Otaku.
Dsg: Now with that over, I'll get to my truth. The thing is, I can choose who I want gone, being the writer. But from my current cast, I'd remove Gamma, since I don't feel much from him.
Gamma: Hey!
Dsg: I'd remove Blazzete, but she has a small rivalry with Sobin, so it makes up for it. Now onto to the dare! But where's Surya?
Crona: Still being held up by Cupa Gasai.
Dsg: Well I need him here for this dare. *Snaps fingers and teleports Cupa and Surya*
Surya: *shuddering* C-Cupa…she killed Amber….holy shit…..
Cupa: I didn't want here to steal my boyfriend, you know? *smiles innocently*
Dsg: Well now you're going to have to kiss another girl, which will probably make Cupa kill them. So good luck.
Surya: WHAT?! There's no way I'm doing that!
Dsg: Surya, Surya, Surya, you should obviously know by now that I don't let you do what you want. Now using the power of hypnosis, I command Sequa to make out with you! Wow….sounded way more ominous in my head.
Surya: You just can't *Gets silenced by Sequa's lips*
Sequa: Sorry dear, have no control over my body.
Surya: *Blinks twice* my lips are all slimy now…
Cupa: Ms. Sequa, would you come with me for a little while?
Sequa: Of course Cupa.
Dsg: Last we'll see of her for a while. Now for the last item on this review, Crona. You must destroy your girlfriend, and it doesn't have to be in the bad way. *Grins*
Crona: *Grows a wolf tail and ears* Subtle innuendos, my favorite kind. Come on Sobin. *Softly bits Sobin's shoulder and drags her into a room*
Sobin: C-Crona! Stop it!
Crona: Nope!
(45 minutes later)
Crona: Thank you for the meal.
Creve: You actually ate her?
Crona: You could saw that, she's still in there though. Fell asleep after being so tired.
Creve and Gamma: YOU DAWG!
Gina: I don't get it…
Dsg: I have to keep it subtle, so I can't explain it. ONTO THE LAST REVIEW! Which is from Alpha39, and the review is…
I'm going to have fun with this.
D1: Make everybody switch bodies for a whole entire session of TOD
D2: Make someone watch Miley Cyrus Twerk for 40 minutes straight
D3: Choose someone eat Cupa's cooking if someone dies... meh idc
T1: If it was the end of the world and you had to sacrifice someone who would you choose
T2: Cupa why do you hate cats?
T3: DSG how old are you?
Well until then i hope you all suffer from my dares buh bye
Dsg: Seeing that three of our members are gone, I'm going to skip the first dare.
Crona: You're just lazy.
Dsg: SO? For that I make you watch the twerking. *Snaps fingers*
Crona: NOOOOOO! *Gets sent into a room*
Dsg: And now for Cupa to come back.
Cupa: Hi everyone. *Seductively* Hi Surya…
Dsg: I feel like that's been done before…
Surya: Cupa…why are you covered in blood?
Cupa: No reason…
Dsg: No one cares, now Cupa, choose someone to eat your cooking.
Cupa: My darling Surya of course!
Surya: Please help me Crona…
Dsg: He actually fell into a coma after watching 5 minutes of the twerk video, you're on your own.
Surya: Oh cr-*Gets black dusty…stuff shoved down his throat*
Cupa: Eat up Surya! I prepared this with a lot of love!
Surya: It's burnt and raw and the same time!
Dsg: Now onto the truths, if the world was ending and you had to sacrifice someone to save it. Who would it be?
Sobin: Blazzete.
Blazzete: Sobin.
Creve: Sobin, weren't you sleeping?
Sobin: Just woke up…now where's Crona?
Gamma: Coma.
Cupa: I'd sacrifice anyone but my Surya!
Surya: I'd rather sacrificing myself than killing someone else.
Cupa: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I MUST KEEP YOU SAFE! *Ties Surya up*
Surya: Save me!
Crona: *Coma*
Dsg: Oh Cupa, before you leave, why do you hate cats?
Cupa: They're just so evil, with their claws and their hissing and whatnot. They think they're better than us! By the way…can you teleport me and my Surya to Koneko? I want to pay her a visit.
Surya: Don't do it man!
Dsg: Doing it.
Surya: NO!
Cupa: Yay!
Dsg: For my truth, I'm not going to tell you my actual age, for it would stun and amaze you to no bounds, plus I need to stay anonymous. But I will tell you that I'm a Highschool student, but that stretches from a Freshman to a Senior, make a guess and leave a review telling me what you think.
Zeon: Your mental age and physical age do not seem to sync up though.
Dsg: Eh…it's the price of being me. Now something to make up for all the torture I've put you all through.
"So after all that, you're conclusion is that he's dead?"
"We're not sure, the body was never found, although the boy was resurrected."
"Resurrected you say? It seems that Notch played his hand in this."
"Yes, so we must be wary of him, especially since Notch will mostly likely bring him and his friends to our world."
"Even so, once we locate the Eon Dragon, there will be no hope for this world."
"Surya…wake up…" A soft voice called out.
"Five more minutes Cupa…Crona kept me up all night…" I responded, throwing the covers over my body.
"You don't understand….there's a situation…" Cupa said in a meek voice, as if she was hiding something.
"What kind of situation?" I groaned, shifting a bit. There was a foul odor in the air now, as if something was burning.
"Umm…I tried making waffles…"
Immediately, I bolted down the stairs into our kitchen, which was now filled with smoke.
Let me introduce myself, I am Surya Takahashi. I tend to hide my family name due to well…family reasons, so everyone calls me Surya, or occasionally, that guy. I am 5'7 and 16 years old, I have tannish skin, messy black hair, and reddish brown eyes.
"I'm sorry Surya! I was just really hungry and you were still sleeping so I tried to cook but then this happened!" She panicked, waving her arms frantically and running to and fro.
The girl who's panicking is my girlfriend Cupa Hatsu Creeper. Yes, her last name is Creeper. Though she's known as Cupa Hatsu, or commonly just Cupa. She's 5'4 and also 16 years old. She as a light complexion, emerald eyes, and long orange hair that she had tucked behind her creeper hoodie, with only a few strands of hair poking out. She always wore that green creeper hoodie, it always seems to grow with her though. We seem like a normal-ish couple, with her being WAY prettier that someone I was expected to end up with, not that I care. But Cupa's a special girl.
"I'll get rid of the smoke, just stay calm and don't…" I turned around to see that she was glowing slightly, and then exploded, bringing more smoke into the kitchen.
"…explode…"
Dsg: And that's a clip of Season 3. I'll see you guys later…whenever that is. Remember to favorite, follow, and review. So UNTIL NEXT TIME!
