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Edward's POV
I was giddy. Yes giddy. The plan with Bella seemed to be working perfectly. Now it was time to put my next step into action; jealousy.

I had never thought that jealousy was ever the answer, but -according to Alice- it was. She also told me to be careful when using this, because if I got her jealous she might just want to be with me because I wasn't giving her the attention I used to. Alice assured me though, that she had faith that Bella really did want me… she just didn't know it yet.

So here I was, standing by my Volvo waiting for-gag me Tanya Denali. She had been trying to bone me for years but I never did. There were many reasons why; one of them being that I don't jump into bed with people I HATE! Why do I hate her, you ask? Simple; because she's a whore that was always rude to my Bella.

Tanya would always try to start rumors about Bella, and talk nasty behind her back. I -of course- would stop the rumors before they could ever reach Bella's ears by telling the student body that they were just lies. I knew that they would believe me over Tanya because not only do I know she was a lying bitch, everyone else did, too.

When I saw Tanya's silver Lexus drive into her usual parking spot, I looked to see Alice's Porsche arrive right after hers. I smiled. Part of our plan was for Bella to ride with Alice this morning so she could see me flirting with Tanya. So far so good.

I casually walked up to Tanya trying not to shudder at her. To any other guy she was so fucking hot. To me, no one could be uglier; physically or mentally. She had a fake tan that made her look like a carrot and she used her bright blue contacts to get more attention from the male population. I didn't fall for the eye trick. Her teeth were bleached so often that the enamel was gone; she caked on the makeup to make her look like an oversized prostitute Bratz doll and her hair was shutter-strawberry blonde. Not my type at all. She was horrible in so many ways and that was just her face. I preferred Bella's dark luscious chocolate eyes and mahogany hair with her natural pale skin.

When she stepped out of the car, I saw that Tanya wore tight, revealing clothes and super tall heals to make her five foot two self taller. As if her appearance wasn't bad enough, her personality made it all the worse. There was only one word to describe her... and it was mean. No, not bitch, not cunt, not whore; even though she was. No, any of those names would make her proud. She enjoyed being a bitch, cunt, and whore. She enjoyed being called that because that's what Fag's called her during sex.

I shuddered at the thought.

As Tanya saw me approach her, her smile got bigger and bigger. I gulped and tried not to vomit.

When I reluctantly reached her she purred, "Hi Eddie."

I tried to ignore the shiver that went up my spine swallowed the bile rising in my throat. Was that her trying to be seductive? Sick. And she called me Eddie. That sounded to fucking stupid and childish. I tried not to yell at her and tell her to call me by my actual name, but I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of even getting to call me by my preferred name.

"Hello Tanya." Out of the corner of my eye I looked to see if Bella was watching. She wasn't. Damn it.

I looked back at Tanya who was looking at me expectantly. I realized she was waiting for me to say something.

"I uh..."

"Oh Eddie. No need to be shy."

She said trailing her red talonsup and down my arm.

I sucked my lips in my mouth and squeezed my eyes shut then opened them again, trying to pretend I was in any other place but here. Preferably somewhere with Bella who was now wrapped in Jacob's arms- wait WHAT?

I turned around fully so I could face Jacob, and saw her hugging him tightly. Son of a bitch!

While I was looking at them I saw Tanya trying to avert my attention back to her. Of course she knew that I wanted Bella for as long as Tanya had wanted me, and I could tell she was getting frustrated.

Unfortunately I was now between a rock and a hard place. I had to focus my attention on something else to get rid of my disgust, but neither place was going to work. If I looked at Tanya I would have to watch her trying to seduce me, but if I looked at Jacob I would see him playing tonsil hockey with my dream girl.

Even though I wanted to look away I couldn't help but watch them. It was like a train wreck; no matter how bad you wanted to look away because it was so horrible, you couldn't help but stare.

When the kiss ended, I was surprised when Bella looked at me.

I did the first thing I could think of to make Bella jealous- and yes I admit it was a little hasty, or really hasty- but I grabbed Tanya and crashed my lips onto hers. She squealed in shock at first, but then quickly melted into it. I tried not to gag as my tongue rolled around her mouth. She tasted like crotch; probably because sucked her twenty-two year old step brother's dick who so obviously wanted to fuck her.

I tried to avoid her tongue as much as possible, but the fact that I could feel her chew up bubble gum against my teeth wasn't much better.

That did it. I pulled away before I could barf into her mouth, and swallowed the little bit of vomit that had came up.

I looked up to see everyone in the parking lot in shock. And I mean EVERYONE! Fortunately Bella saw. Unfortunately so did Alice Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie. Shit I was so fucked.

I nervously looked back at Tanya and saw her lust filled eyes.

"Oh Eddie," she giggled and trailed a finger from my chest down to my stomach. Her voice dropped, "I always knew you wanted to me and not that skank, Bella."

That made me snap.

I did a very rash thing and punched her in the face ,giving her a bloody nose and black eyes. Bella had heard me defend her against Tanya and came running to me and jumping into my arms, kissing me with all her might...

Okay that didn't really happen. Instead it went like this...

"Oh Eddie," she giggled and trailed a finger from my chest down to my stomach. Her voice dropped, "I always knew you wanted me and not that skank Bella."

I shuddered and tried not to make my fantasy a reality.

"Y-yeah whatever," I cleared my throat."Bye."

And with that I walked away.
I heard her calling my name but I ignored her.

I saw Emmett and Jasper walking up to me, but I didn't wait for them because I knew that they would catch up with me.

"Duuuude!" Emmett said. "What in the hell possessed you? Kissing Tanya?"

"Shut the fuck up!" I said. I stopped and turned towards Emmett."Now give me your toothbrush and toothpaste so I can wash out the taste of crotch out of mouth."

Yes Emmett carried a toothbrush with him at school. He was OCD like that.

"No way dude! I don't want yours and Tanya's germs onto my toothbrush going into my mouth."

"Oh suck it Em! I know you have a new toothbrush still in its cover," I put out my hand and bend my fingers back in forth to signal him to hurry up."Now give it."

I wasn't in a joking mood.

"Fine dude chill!" He set down his back pack and -sure enough- pulled out a fresh new toothbrush and his travel size tooth paste. I snatched them away from his enormous hands and ran. They both soon followed.

Bella's POV

To say that I was shocked that Edward kissed Tanya was an understatement. There were no words to describe how surprised I was.
I wasn't the only one that was shocked though. I saw that Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice were too. And so was everyone else who was in the parking lot. All except... Jacob. Did he know something? These secrets are driving me crazy.

"Well that was... different," I said. Jacob looked down at me like he didn't know what I was talking about but then something flashed in his eyes and he quickly nodded as if he had just caught on.

Why was it surprising? Because everyone knew that Edward absolutely hated Tanya. Even Tanya knew he hated her, but she didn't care. She would always chase after him and suggest to give him whatever he wanted.

Whore.

"Yeah very shocking," He said in a dull voice as he watched Edward walk away. He turned his attention back to me."So are you excited about our date?

I gave him a confused look as to why he was changing the subject, but then quickly nodded. I wanted to spend time with Jacob-don't get me wrong I did- but I mostly wanted to get answers from him.

Why was he acting all secretive? Why didn't he tell me he knew me over ten years ago? Why did he act like he knew what was going on with Edward and Tanya?

At the thought of them I looked back towards Edward and saw that he was running towards the building with Emmett and Jasper following.

Jacob turned my attention back to him by putting his fingers under my chin and turning my face. He gave me a cute grin and lowered his lips to mine.

I greedily kissed him back... waiting for something- anything! But like always, there was nothing.

I pulled back and he smiled again, causing me to forget the non-existent spark between us.

"I got to go. See you later?" He asked me. I nodded. He gave me a last peck on the lips and started to hurry in the same direction that Edward had gone. Weird.

I shrugged it off and walked towards Alice and Rosalie who looked like they were still in shock.

"Hey guys," I said to them.

They both jumped at the same time and said, "Hey Bella."

What was going on with them? They kept acting all tense like they were keeping something from me. What was with everybody? What were they hiding?

"So what do you think was going on there?" I asked pointing towards Tanya's car.

Alice clenched her hands together, "My brother being an Idiot."

She said through her teeth.
I looked at her, confused.

She caught my look at shrugged as if to say 'never mind.'

I sighed. Maybe I just shouldn't ask questions.

Edward's POV

I gagged as I fiercely scrubbed my teeth with Emmett's toothbrush in the Men's Bathroom. Seriously what was I thinking? Quite simply, I wasn't.

God I hated myself.

I turned my head towards the sink, spat out the toothpaste and rinsed my mouth. I put out my hand wordlessly and waited for Emmett to hand me his breath wash. He did and I rinsed my mouth.

I could still taste crotch.

When I handed it back to Emmett, Jasper said, "Okay dude. What just happened there? Why did you kiss Tanya?"

I looked down ashamed.

"I was trying to make Bella jealous alright?"

Emmett chuckled."Why?" He asked in a voice that showed that he really did know why.

I rolled my eyes."Stop being a cock sucker Emmett. You know why."

"Bella?" Jasper asked.

I nodded.

"You should know Bella isn't the jealous type." Jasper said putting his hand on my shoulder.

"Yes well... Alice said it would work?"

Jasper laughed, "Why don't you just tell her how you really feel about her?"

"I don't know Jasper," I said sarcastically."Why don't you tell Alice how you really feel about her?"

He didn't respond and looked at the floor. He took his hand off me.

"Besides, I did," I added as an afterthought.

"Really?" Emmett asked. "What did she say?"

"She didn't respond. I told her right before I kissed her. She must have forgot what I said."

"Why would she forget?" Jasper asked.

I shrugged.

"Because she probably doesn't believe me"

They didn't respond because they knew I was right. All of us knew Bella didn't see herself clearly. She always felt like she was unattractive which was partially my fault since I kept all the guys that wanted to ask her out away from her.

But I just couldn't see how she couldn't know I loved her. I know that on the date I only said I liked her, but I didn't want to freak her out. She should know from the kiss I gave her. I poured all my feeling into our first kiss. For me it had been the most beautiful and meaningful kiss I had ever had.

Much better than making out with that cock sucker Tanya.

Just then the bathroom door flew open to reveal my rival Jacob. Seriously why was the douche bag following me?

"Great display there Cullen."

I was about to respond when Emmett and Jasper busted out laughing.

"Hey dick what happened to your eye?" Emmett asked.

Jacob scowled at them but I answered, "I punched him yesterday."

I looked down at my hand that was now in a brace my Dad –who was a doctor- had put me in.

"Why didn't you tell us about that?" Emmett asked.
I ignored him.

Jacob continued."Was it worth is Cullen to kiss Tanya's herpes covered mouth in an attempt to make Bella jealous only to have it backfire?"

I glared at Jacob.

"Just go away Black. I'm not in the mood. I still have the taste of crotch in my mouth."

Jacob chuckled.

"Well now you just screwed yourself over because now Tanya is going to cling to you like a second skin."

Oh fuck.

He was right.

Tanya now thought I liked her and she would want more. She would be following me around like a lost puppy and all for nothing since the jealousy plan did not work out with Bella. I was so fucked.

Jacob saw my face and laughed. I watch him with wide eyes as he left the bathroom.

"Dude are you okay?" Jasper asked, looking at my blank stare.

"I'm fucked."

Review Please!
Sorry if I offended anyone who has strawberry blonde hair. I was trying to make another excuse for Edward to absolutely despise Tanya. Lol I also wanted to mention how instead of Bella being the one with the fractured hand by punching Jacob that it was Edward instead, see how he likes it. LOL! I want this story to kind of be lengthy so I am not going to skip right to the date. Sorry. I want it to go day by day in the week. But bare with me here. It will just keep getting better and better with Edward trying to win Bella's love. Also I have way too many stories to write so I am giving a lot away that I know longer have inspiration to write anymore. For Twilight they are "My Dirty Little Secret" Never Gonna Give You Up. For Labyrinth they are "The World Fell Down", "Please Don't Leave Me" and "Derek's 13 hours." And the last one is a Greek Mythology fanfiction called "Persephone." Please take this stories. And also when I give them to you, you can do what ever you want just tell who the original author was and keep the chapters I already had except the authors notes and you may want to re read the chapters to look for my mistakes since those stories did not have betas. And I also want to let you know that I will continue "You little Cheat" but I have writers block, so suggestions for that story are welcomed in a PM. Thank you!