Three days after the Wonderland incident was a World Meeting. Hong Kong entered the room with both China and England. Ever since Wonderland, the two have been together a lot more, but not in a 'lovey-dovey' way; just at each other's necks (not that Hong Kong was complaining).
As he waited for everyone to arrive and file in, someone tapped him on his shoulder. Hong Kong turned to see who it was; Sealand. The two had played together when the Chinese nation lived at England's house, so they were friends.
"Néih hóu, Sealand." Hong Kong greeted.
"Hello, Hong Kong!" Sealand cheerfully greeted back. "Look what Uncle Denmark got me!" he added, showing his new green gloves and shoes. They looked distinctly like– "I have lizard hands and feet!" the sea fort grinned.
"They look really nice, Sealand." Hong Kong commented.
"I know right! Uncle Denmark got these for me because he couldn't find something for me to match with everyone else." Sealand explained.
"Find what?" the Chinese nation asked, soon figuring it out.
"What the bloody hell are you guys wearing?" Hong Kong heard England shout, turning to him then to who he was yelling at. It took him a lot not to laugh. The Nordics entered the room with really... Unique looking pants. The pants looked exactly like the Mome Raths.
Denmark was proudly wearing his red and white pants, hands on his waist. Norway wore his red, white, and blue pants looking like he was about to murder someone. Iceland wore pants with matching colors as Norway, but arrange differently, and was completely red in the face, hiding behind his brother. Finland had a weak smile on, wearing blue and white pants. Sweden had the exact some look as usual and was wearing blue and yellow pants.
"You know," Sealand started, gaining back Hong Kong's attention, "usually I feel bad when I'm left out if these things, but now I'm really happy Uncle Denmark couldn't find red, white, and black pants in my size." he finished with a snicker.
Next came in Russia and the Baltics. The four of them had made their way to China, Russia with his pipe in hand and the Baltics with a suitcase.
"Thank you for lending us your mahjong game, Mr. China." Lithuania said as Estonia handed him the suit case.
"Yes, it was very fun." The glasses wearing nation added.
"I-I won a l-lot." Latvia stuttered.
"No problem aru!"
"Latvia! I gotta show you something Uncle Denmark got me!" Sealand excitedly shouted, making his way to the Baltics. As he and the three left, Russia stepped forward.
"China!~" he cheerfully started. "Look at what I have learned to do!" With that, Russia started blowing on one side of his pipe, bubbles coming out of the other side. "Vodka bubbles da!"
"Vodka can do that aru?" China asked, genuinely surprised.
Russia shrugged. "Apparently." he said with a childish smile, soon leaving to show others his newly found trick.
This is getting weird...Hong Kong thought to himself.
As more and more nations entered, Hong Kong noticed it starting to be like Wonderland. Germany came in with a purple jacket and black sailor hat. "Italy got it for me and made me wear it..." Was Germany's excuse. The Italian twins were wearing the exact same clothes; red overalls and red hats. Italy also wanted to play games with everyone, but Romano was against it.
Following after Germany and the Italians were Spain and France. Spain was giving everyone one of his freshly grown tomatoes and France was coughing.
"What happened to you?" England asked with a thick raised brow.
"Just some government stuff." France had croaked. "It should be over in a few days."
"Pfft! You really do sound like a frog!" England laughed, starting another fight with France.
"Lizard, Mome Rath, mahjong tiles," Hong Kong silently said to himself, counting on is fingers, "vodka caterpillar, dodo, tweedledee and dum," China turned to him, hearing his whispers, "frog and farmer..."
"Hong Kong? Something wrong aru?" China asked with a raised brow.
"No..." Hong Kong replied.
"Hey, guys!" a booming voice shouted. It was America, and next to him was Canada. "Check out this cool game Canada and I found!" he shouted, pulled out a croquet ball and mallet as everyone watched (and some comment on who Canada was).
The American nation placed the ball on the ground and got ready to swing the mallet. "I'm the hero!" America shouted as he swung as hard as he could. Everyone yelped and ducked for cover, China and England pulling down and shielding Hong Kong. The hard ball went up in the air and crashed into the wall, getting stuck in it.
"America, I told you not to hit so hard." Canada whispered.
"Oh yeah!" was his response.
"You bloody idiot! You could've killed someone!" England shouted, but was ignored when America started laughing.
"Flamingo and hedgehog..." Hong Kong noted.
"What happened there?" The preteen turned to the door. At the door were the female nations plus Poland, Austria, and Switzerland.
"America found out about croquet." France croaked, answering Seychelles' question. "My, what lovely dresses you all have."
"Thanks!" Poland shouted. "I like, made them myself! Aren't they just fabulous? I personalized each little dress with each of their national flowers! I think I like, totally outdone myself!~"
As the large group of nations walked in, two things caught Hong Kong's eye. One was the cloth over Austria's nose and two was Switzerland's arm in a cast.
"Dude, what happened to you two?" America asked the question everyone was thinking.
"Big brother climbed a tree to help me get my ribbon." Liechtenstein explained. "The wind blew it up there and when he climbed down after getting it, a branch snapped."
"As for Austria," Belgium started, holding down her laughter, "when Hungary was walking out of the girls bathroom after changing into her new dress, she opened the door and hit him right in the face as he was walking by." The room went silent for a moment before roaring into laughter.
"Alright! That is enough!" Austria shouted with his loud pompous voice, clearly embarrassed.
"I'm so sorry, Austria." Hungary apologized. Right as the Austrian nation was about to say something, someone awesome barged into the room.
"Awesomeness has arrived!" Prussia shouted. "Hope I'm not late! Kesesese~ I overslept."
"Well, that was obvious with your bed head." Hungary said. When Prussia showed no signs of knowledge of what she was saying, the Hungarian nation pulled out a mirror, showing him his reflection. Prussia went silent.
"Hey, Prussia~ You look like a kitty~" Italy said.
"Kesesese~Even with bed head, I still look awesome!" Prussia shouted, soon noticing Austria. "Dude, what up with the cloth?" He asked, yanking it out of Austria's hands. The room went silent again before roaring even louder with laughter.
Before Austria could yell at Prussia, the Prussian interrupted. "Woah! Look at the size of your nose! It's like a doorknob!" Austria's nose wasn't broken from the door, but it defiantly swelled up. The Austrian grabbed the cloth back, covering his injured nose.
"Flowers, bird, Cheshire Cat, doorknob..." Another noted from Hong Kong.
Right as the meeting was about to begin, three nations had just barged in; Japan, Korea, and Taiwan. All three were out of breath.
"What are you three wearing aru?" China shouted, standing from his seat. The three Asian nations were dressed exactlylike the mad hatter, mei hare, and dormouse.
"Japan huff gave us huff a job." Taiwan managed to say, still catching her breath.
"We needed extra money, so Japan recommended this one café he was already walking part time at da ze." Korea explained, already catching his breath.
"We just got off our shift." Taiwan added, back to normal as well.
"A cosplay café aru?" China sighed.
"H-hai..." Japan embarrassedly admitted. The three took their seats.
"Mad hatter, mei hare, dormouse..." Hong Kong finished noting. It was basically like Wonderland now. The preteen found it pretty ironic, but at least they weren't mad.
But all that changed when the meeting actually started.
Hong Kong groaned and dropped his head on the table. Everyone was fighting and crazy as usual.
"And you call my world mad..." Hong Kong heard the Prince of Hearts.
The preteen softly grinned, turning to the window. It was a bright day with only a few clouds. No one was out there. At least the 'madness' here isn't enough to make me want to gut my... acquaintances... Hong Kong thought back.
The prince laughed. "Touché..."
Notes:
-Néih hóu - Hello (Cantonese)
-Hai - Yes (Japanese)
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