GUESS WHAT GUYS?! It's my birthday! I'm gonna try to make this chapter SPECIAL because of that! I hope you'll like it… Anyways, do you remember how I said that this was going to be connected? This chapter is going to connect with Iggy's, SOMEHOW(?)… Reviews for readers!
Fiora Elric- ORCHESTRA! I play the cello, you? And Poland is EPIC. I love him!
Gaaralover2247- Hope I didn't make anyone go crazy this time… But the awesome thing, is definitely YOU. Because you're awesome like that.
elysenjazz- Why can't you think straight? Insomnia? I mean… That's my problem… But either way, I hope you get better!
Ooh, guess what ELSE! I forgot to do the disclaimer… Again, WHOOPS. I've had an obsession with Russia recently, so… GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE CORNER RUSSIA! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT CHINA WON'T BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Russia: *sniff* Okay…
Okay, so, SAY THE DISCLAIMER TO THE READERS!
Russia: 1302 does not own Hetalia or anything else she mentions. Now then, become one with Mother Russia, da?
STOP FREAKING THEM OUT!
No sooner had I saved myself from food poisoning by Arthur that a small Asian man with a ponytail walked into the room.
"Aiyaa! Arthur, I have been looking all over for you! Alfred wants to round up the Allies, said it was something important."
I have to admit, I was pretty shocked. Having a really young-looking guy come in and shout at Arthur, who looked like a GROWN MAN, was pretty weird.
"Look, I don't know who you are, but YOU get to stay He can go, but I need to interview you. NOW."
I guess he hadn't noticed me until I called him out, and I kind of regretted it.
"You look adorable, aru!" He promptly began to fangirl- I mean… Fanboy- all over me. LITERALLY.
I looked at my clothes, in all honesty, it was black Converse with black jeans and a Hello Kitty shirt.
"Um, thanks for the compliment, but can you PLEASE stop touching me?"
He frowned. "But… Your shirt looks like Shinatty-chan…"
"Who… THE HELL… Is Shinatty-chan?"
As the small man and I argued, Iggy took the chance to leave.
ABOUT 20 MINUTES LATER….
"Alright, so Hello Kitty is the feminine version of Shinatty without a mouth. Is that good, are we good?"
"Yes, aru, "he agreed. "By the way, I'm Yao."
"I'm Kassandra! But, you probably knew that already… Wait, what did you actually come here for?"
He thought for a moment. "AH! I came to bring Arthur with me to the rest of the Allies, aiyaa!"
I looked around. "Well, he's gone. That reminds me… I haven't given you an interview. While you're here, wanna just go ahead and do it?"
"Yes, that is fine, aru."
"GOOD! I hope you know I would have forced you even if you had said no. Anyways… Wha tdo you do in your free time?"
"I'm usually playing with Panda!" With this, a panda randomly showed up in his arms. I decided to ignore this little piece of information.
"'Kay. Describe yourself."
"I'm the oldest thing you will probably ever see. I'm over 4,000 years old, aru."
I stared. "Holy shit… Either way, continue," I said, shaking off the shocking piece of information.
"I am the one who raised Kiku, and most people HAVE noticed you have taken a liking to him, and I do have to admit, I was aiming to make him a mini-version of me, aru. But, he has become quite admirable with his own ways and ideas.
I blushed slightly at the mention of the Japanese man. Was it really that obvious I had found him to be a nice person?
"My boss is a dragon, I have been mistaken for a girl, " he cringed, "and I'm the oldest of all of us here. Is that good enough, aru?"
"Yep, that's good," I replied, my blush now under control. "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
"My strengths are drawing humans and making vacation spots, mainly ChinaTowns. I have a… SLIGHT weakness to cute things, aiyaa."
"Awe! Last question, what do you think you can do to help me?"
"Hmm… I can probably help providing information, given my age."
"Thank ya, Yao. You're done. You can get back to the Allies now!" I had pieced together enough information to know that the 'Allies' was referring to the Allied Powers. Stupid crazy people believing that they're countries and all that junk…
Pretty short, I know, but we're going to Outback soon, so I kinda had to squeeze this in. I figured I owed it to ya. Ooh, and before I forget, one of my FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER has recently started their first Fic, and I really like it! Go check it out, if you get the chance. It's called The Countries and their Slave and it's by TheAmericanNinja. BYE GUYS! Have an awesome Prussia-worthy night/weekend!
