okay this is most likely gonna be a quick version of the episode Mr, Candle cares and yes this will be a lot different but no less barely anything will change.
But no less I do hope that you all enjoy this
( I don't own Star vs the Forces of evil or any of its characters just only my ocs and references I'm borrowing )
Chapter 11
Mr Candle Cares
Currently right now it was just another seemingly normal day at Echo Creek Academy where everyone normal and not so normal we're learning.
Okay as you can clearly see I didn't write in my journal again cause I forgot again...but today is apparently career day at school. It's something for adolescents to do and help them in them pursue a career on earth and that's what the guidance counselor is for.
So far I'm just glad there ain't no therapist...yet at least. But like my grandma always says even the sweetest piece of candy can have the hardest outcome, heheh trust me I know it sounds cliche but the lady actually has a point. But then again I'm sure star thinks that she's gonna have fortune told.
Just now Oskar Greason just came out of the guidance counselor office playing away on his keyboard as usual and popped a piece of candy in his mouth before talking to a swimmer.
" mr candle says I'm gonna be a musician " " sweet, I got champion swimmer " he said before fist bumping the key board and walked off " I was gonna get dressed, but now I don't need to ".
" weird, very weird " von muttered sitting right next to star who was sitting right next to Marco with Fergenson and Alfonzo fast asleep.
" wow everyone is getting really awsome careers " marco commented while star was just excited " I can't wait to find out what my future holds "
" you guys do that I'm out of here " Von said getting up " what?! Why don't you want your future to be told? " " no star, I just have a real bad feeling in my gut and I'm following it ".
" alright suit yourself " Marco said before a voice was heard " next! " hearing that star began to jump right of her seat backwards and continued doing so before she got inside and turned around.
" star butterfly...please sit " " okay! " she quickly said before jumping on the chair and rolled over to mr candle with the excited look still in her eye " help yourself to some candy ".
The guidance counselor said motioning to his weird looking cat that kept darting its eyes back and forth " no, thank, you " she said darting her eyes and talked copying its movements before she continued.
" I'm just really excited to have my "fortune told". How do you it? Read palms? Consult with the dead? Examine thelems? "
" nope, just simple guidance counselor stuff. Have you given much thought to your future? " " oh totally! When I grow up I wanna raise warnacorn's " the blonde said before summoning one and showed it off unfazing the guidance counselor surprisingly.
" well that seems like a fun hobby, but you might now have as much time for hobbies as the queen of Mewni " upon saying that the warnicorn stopped and so did star
" queen? " she questioned as the horse disappeared and sat back down as he continued " I may not know your "fortune" but your "future" is set in stone " " stone? " are ya dating anyone? ".
" what? Uh...no " she replied a little surprised by the question " what about that Marco boy? You got a secret crush on him? " " he's my one of my roommates were just friends "
" yeah it's weird to date your roommates, maybe someone else then. It's never to early to start searching for the future king of mewni " " maybe..." " cheer up star or should I say your majesty " candle said before giving her a piece of candy that only added more fuel to the fire of misery.
Later on after Von was done with his history class he noticed star seemed really down and decided to catch up and then noticed Marco was down as well.
" so what happened to you? " " take a look " the brown haired teen said before giving the dragonoid a small book
" what the hell? Garbage island? Is that even a real place? " " I don't know! But what's the use of taking honorth classes if it just lands you in the middle of nowhere?! "
" so don't go. At least you have a choice " star retorted while opening her locker and put a book in there and closes it " apparently the only thing in my future is being queen "
" oh man, I'd love to be queen " Marco began making star press her back against her locker and groaned " you don't even have to think about what to wear, you have someone do that for you " star groaned again. " people would just love because they have to, no matter how weird you are " she groaned more and began to slid down " and you never have to bath alone ".
" marco shut up, your not making this any better and what the heck is wrong with you? " Von spoke up in stars defense and was sort of creeped out by the last part he said and focused his attention on mr candle who went to the bathroom.
" head janitor garbage island " the brown haired teen said all disappointed as he headed to the bathroom while star slid completely down the floor and looked very digressed with her long blonde hair covering the right side of her face.
" hey don't worry star don't let it bring you down " she looked up at him with one eye " speak for yourself your gonna be king one day " " hahahahahaha! Nope! Never will be " this confused her " huh? But don't you have no choice? ".
" look star everyone has a choice, and just because people don't give other people choices they still got it, and to be honest I want to work out and settle the problems that I'm dealing with before i even do something like that " he explained as he helped her up and straightened her standing.
" besides, it's your life so you have choices, but when they suck just...try to look at the bright side of things if you can " " you have a point thanks von " star said thanking the young dragooned who noticed that his words only punched a little dent in the wall she's in.
( okay, this is defiantly to suspicious ) Von said to himself before he noticed Marco heading back to the guidance counselor and caught up with him " okay I know that face...what's the wrong? Come details! "
" I just found out that tom used mr candle in an attempt to get back together with her " " demon x boyfriend tom? The one that you told me about? " " yeah, " " *pff* okay just lemme handle this one I can deal with him "
" do you have a history? " " sort of...anger management classes, so for right now please keep an eye on star ".
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Mr Candle had just arrived in his office whistling away and sat down before he just noticed Von sitting on the other side of his desk with his elbows on top with his hands together giving off a very serious look that meant business and he was a little startled at first but regained his composure.
" sorry to ask but who are you? " the dragonoid extended his hand " my names Von Urgost " " well...mice to meet you von " the fake counselor said accepting the shake ( he's felt for it...just remember play it cool..good now let's see what drives this guy ) von said to himself as he out his hands on his lap maintaining a professional posture.
" I'm surprised that you decided to show " " well, I've heard the buzz around today and I decided to take it for a little spin " " I see, so have you given much thought to your future? ".
( okay Von...let's real him in " yes I have and I decided on becoming the next king of Mewni " hearing that made candle spit his coffee into his mug while the cat on the desk had its eyes on the dragonoid as he continued.
" about for a little while now we've been going out and starting out small from dinner, movies and then eventually exchanged the lips " " even if that's true kid, you shouldn't say that out loud " candle said in fear.
" oh yes, I even picture a very bright future together so I'm even thinking of thinking doing different styles "
las he was speaking the cat began to glow red and before long it burst into a pillar of fire and out of it came a very angry pissed off looking demon " hey tom " vonsaid casually and punched in the face before jumping into the underworld.
Back the at the Diaz household star was looking through the queen guidebook.
" *sigh* these woman look so miserable " star exclaimed flicking through a few pages before let the book drop on her face and sighed again and went over to the mirror and called her mother.
" what did you do? " moon quickly asked as she appeared to be getting some sort pedicure for her appearance such as hair and nails for something with her daughter replying
" what? Nothing! Yet...I like to ask you something...are..your happy? ".
" happy? What difference does that make? " moon inquired " I mean...I don't know...do you have any warnicorns? " she paused before asking her servant with the ones doing her hair stopping.
" Joffrey do I have any warnicorns?! " " you have 19 your majesty! " " oh, apparently I have 19 " " oh sweet " " but when you are queen you don't have time for warnicorns " moon quickly spoke up brining the mood down as she continued.
" everything I'm saying is in your guide book. Incedentaly you may want to review the chapter on hair care " hearing that made star touch her long blonde hair with a sad look in her eyes
" if your going to be queen you'll have to look apart. Don't worry so much on happiness it just makes you look pale, love you! Bye! Mmm " once that was done the call ended as star looked in her book for a few moments at the photo that showed how she must look before her right eye twitched with a low growl being heard.
Then all of the sudden she opened a drawer and brought out a buzzard and brought it out while having a rebellious look in her eye.
Now down at the under world
Von had just landed a hit in Tom as landed in his room
" honestly, I thought that the anger management would work for you but apparently not " Von exclaimed as he watched the three eyed demon get up glaring at him with his glowing red before he sent a wave of fire against the dragonoid engulfing him in it before he just appeared behind him and made him get on the ground with his throat against the demons throat.
" you never learn I'm fire proof, " " well what are you waiting for? " " *sigh* I don't wanna kill you and I sure as we'll don't want you to kill me. Now are you gonna calm down so we can talk? or do this the hard way? " no response.
" that's what I thought " Von said as he helped him up and watched him walk over near his bed " besides I know you were listening and I was just bullshiting you. I was doing that to grab your goat "
" huh? What? " a skeleton head of a goat said " it's just a metaphor! Now you pal are on thin ice " " what are you doing on earth? " the demon asked turning around.
" eh it's punishment " Von said before he revealed his power seal and put his shirt back on " but from what I've heard you've still been going at it huh? "
" hey your worse then I am you got into a fight after a police chase and got off the hook because they forgot to merandize you " " ha, good times " the dragonoid mumbled at the demons saying as he continued to not be intimidated.
" you lied to me " " paybacks an ass ain't it? You freakin lied to star! You made her think all she's good for is being queen when she's already having a hard time about the fact " the demons eyes stopped glowing as he paused.
" dude just stop this " " I can't do that..you know to much, now I got to destroy you " " hehe, I'd really love to see you try that but...can't we just fight like civilized teenagers? ".
" alright fine. Battle to the death I win you die " " if I win you take me back to earth, man up and tell the truth to star ".
" fine. Dueling battle axes? Rhino themed joust? Pair grenades of anguish? " all of the sudden one of the pairs pulled its own pin and blew up making Von shield his eyes before he asked.
" got Borderlands 2? " " yeah, " " most kills win " the demon thought for a moment before awnsering " that's cool ". Now the two of them had were infront of a giant tv with a controller at hand
" let's do this " Von said as he picked Salvador while Tom picked Axton and began to play at Flinks Slaughterhouse
Back on earth it appeared star was doing something and and had a different look and applied purple lipstick and a small sticker of a skull over her heart and torn off the page she was looking at earlier before grabbing a battle axe off of the wall.
" how are you getting this many kills? " Tom asked as he shot a bunch of incoming bandits with a bazooka followed by a grenade that burned them to ashes.
" that's cause I have my own style " Von said as he shot a badass psycho in the face with a sniper rifle " ooh, in the face! " he said before he made Salvador throw a grenade that multiplied into about 18 smaller grenades creating a chain effect killing the bandits and changed it up to a torgue shot gun.
" how do you know star Von? " tom asked as axon used a tomahawk " well she's actually a very old childhood friend, but she don't really remember " von replied as salvador killed two badass's with one shot and followed it up with two more grenades that created a bunch more.
" heh, you know she's plays this game two and I got to say this she's a pretty good siren if I do say so myself " von said as he made salvador go gunzerker and brought out a heavy machine gun to go along with his shot gun and started to blast the place up while throwing another grenade.
" yeah..she always gathers them up and kills them in one spot..but she just does what ever she wants " toms said while making axton bring out his turrets and began to shoot the hell out a few badass'sand then killed a few with a revolver before switching it up to an assault rifle.
" Yeah that's star " Von said as he blew up more bandits " yeah...she is kind of awsome " the demon said killing a few with axton's tomahawk before the time was up and it revealed to be a tie " well that didn't go as a I planned ".
" like the other plans you hitched before? " " how do you? " " star and marco " the dragonoid said putting the controller down as he continued
" *scoff* can't believe you got yourself into this crap " Von muttered loud enough for tom to hear " what was that? " the demon asked growling with von now looking at him.
" okay, dude freakin straighten yourself out, you two broke up. Move on with your life and if she wants to get back together that's her choice not yours. Brotha you broke up because of what you did, learn how to take responsibility and freakin man up and tell the truth, I can't stand people that are like this that want something out of someone else "
" why do you care? " " that's cause if you stay on this path you ain't never gonna be happy or have any friends at all. Just trust me I've been through that same boat " the demon then paused letting it all sink in and saw that he had a point.
Back at the earth dimension
A pillar of fire shot out of the ground right near the balcony of the tower sticking out and out came the strange looking elevator/carriage that was being held into the air by a flying demon that was locked in shackles.
Von jumped out and saw Marco walking up to him " where's star? " " you might wanna see yourself " the brown haired teen said before Von saw what he meant cause the blonde shaved half of her hair and died it purple and now had a gothic rock star look who was sharpening a battle axe before turning around.
" whoa, you weren't kidding " " oh hey Von, hey Marco. Did you both know if you cut off a mermaids tale you can never be queen? It's all in the guide book "
the dragooned regained his composure before talking " star, calm down you don't have to do that " hearing that made her drop the book and axe on the floor " oh thank goodness! I'm so sorry Tiffany I never wanted to hurt you " the mewian princess said apologizing to a mermaid inside of her fish tank listening to music.
" shameful " marco said before Tom entered wearing his tuxedo " Tom? What's going on? "
Von nudged him with his elbow " I have something I need to confess, I used mr cane, to try and get back together with you, and it took a whole game of borderlands 2 in a tie for me to realize that I was wrong. Like..he was freakin good "
" okay she gets it " marco chimed in with Von darting his eyes to her telling him to own it " all I wanted was to get you back. But...I never considered what you wanted I'm sorry ". Star smiled before walking up to the demon and punched him in the arm.
" you tricked me! But it doesn't even make a difference. I'm still gonna be queen " " yeah so? " Von spoke up getting her attention " that don't sound to bad cause your gonna be able to run Mewni your way " " Von's right, no matter how destructive " marco added brining a smile to her face.
" that's...true " she said before using her wand to make a warnicorn appear and started to wreck up the place before embracing both of her friends with the elvator demon nodding in approval.
" we'll I should go... " Tom began "... By the way I like your hair " the demon said commenting her as she pushed it aside from her face before Von spoke up " hey tom wait...once in a while you interested in playing Borderlands the Prequel? "
" totally " the demon replied before hovering back to the elevator and went back down I the underworld " so did you guys hang out? " star spoke up asking von " sort of... " " s he still dark and broody? " she asked again as the warnicorn kicked the fish tank shattering making water pour out along with the mermaid inside.
" yeah, but he's not all that bad...besides I got myself another player for my borderland hobby " Von awnsered before looking at her " also we might wanna...fix that..." he said pointing to her hair " ...don't get me wrong I like it but let's just fix it up so it'll save the trouble "
" okay ".
Von's journal entry #17
Well today was defiantly weird as usual. But I'm surprised that tom is star's x I mean I wonder what in the heck did she even see in him? But still it was a little nice I guest seeing him again ever since anger management...however I can already tell that they have not helped one bit...sure he's got a flame but he's nice once you get to know him.
But right now I'm still pondering why star doesn't remember me at all...however i did remember hearing glossaryck say something about me one time so maybe I'll have a little luck.
Also I'm pretty sure candle will be gone so that's not surprising but as I told star earlier everyone has a choice and it's up to us to make them, like me for instance I don't wanna be king just yet I wanna sort out the problems I have first before taking on another challenge in life.
Well that's enough for right now I'm going to bed.
To be continued
well how'd you all like this? Defiantly way different from the episode but still feels the same the only thing that was different was Von taking charge and playing borderlands with Tom and that's just about it.
But since I did this one ill do a few original episodes like the sleepover but after this one I'm gonna use a really good two part movie reference
while I'm at id really love to hear what you all have to say don't be shy
Now to my reviewers so far from the last chapter
Keyblade13
glad that you liked it and I hope that you like this one as well
Bloodydemon666
Really pleased to see that you were satisfied with the chapter and yeah it always helps when you got a little sense of what could work and what could not work out and that's what references are for. So I hope you enjoyed this chapter and keep me posted on other stuff.
( and also brotha don't give it away. Ps jut saw War Dogs funnier then shit :)
Well that's enough for right now
so until next time...
G King!
Out!
